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"Mere Mummery"

Looking at Life with a Twisted Point of View...here lies well within the Hallowed Halls of America Online, far beneath the Administrative Offices in an Abyss only accessable to those with an Open Mind; an Off the Wall yet poignant Dramatization of "Mere Mummery!"

The Following Absurdities were all downloaded in some Form or Another from a Few Favourite Forums Found on Usenet with a Particular Penchant for Slackers! All images are believed to be of Public Domain (the Beauty of a Free Internet) unless otherwise indicated!

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Web Page Reviewed: 4th February, 2005

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Subjects of Muse

May I take your wrap? Rachel Hunter 02/04/05
Custom Jewelry Linnea Quigley 02/04/05
Surf's Up Paris Hilton 01/29/05
It's Not My Cross to Bear Naomi Campbell 01/29/05
Nice Hat Lori Singer 01/22/05
Called Out on the Carpet Demi Moore 01/22/05
Sheer Beauty Elisha Cuthbert 01/14/05
An Old Fashion Standard Jeri Ryan 01/14/05
Southern Exposure Nicole Richie 01/07/05
Betty Davis Eyes Rachel Bilson 01/07/05
Come on in... Jennifer Garner 12/31/04
Chill Out, will ya? Janine Turner 12/31/04
We're having some fun now! Li'l Kim 12/24/04
Holiday Cheer Eve 12/24/04
Smile for the camera Elisha Cuthbert 12/17/04
Tart Mischa Barton 12/17/04
Down on the Catwalk Naomi Campbell 12/10/04
Lose Something Tara Reid 12/10/04
Rhapsody in Blue Kelly McGillis 12/04/04
Model Behaviour Tricia Helfer 12/04/04
Daisy Duke's... Lori Morrissey 11/26/04
Chillin' Carey Lowell 11/26/04
Boots & Saddles Nastassja Kinski 11/20/04
Is it Just My Imagination? Edy Williams 11/20/04
Care for a Lick? Linnea Quigley 11/06/04
A Sweet Patootie Margaux Hemingway 11/06/04
And Another Thing... Virginia Madsen 10/29/04
Bustin' Out Rosie Rosie Perez 10/29/04
Slow it Down a bit Aly*ssa Mil*ano 10/22/04
Any Requests? Courtney Love 10/22/04
Great Form Venus Williams 10/09/04
Death of a Shoe Salesman Virginie Ledoyen 10/16/04
Peking Bai Ling 10/16/04
Great Form Venus Williams 10/09/04
Say Cheese Donna D'Errico 10/09/04
Who want's gum??? Myl�ne Farmer 10/01/04
She's a Handful... Jordan aka Katie Price 10/01/04
Charlie's Angel Cameron Diaz 09/25/04
Jeepers, Creepers Josie Maran 09/25/04
Cheshire Cat Smile Virginie Ledoyen 09/18/04
These are the Good Ol' Days Beyoncé Knowles 09/18/04
Three Mints in One Jennifer Garner 09/10/04
Let Them Eat Cake! Lucy Lawless 09/10/04
Surf's Up Donna D'Errico 09/04/04
Model Behaviour Naomi Campbell 09/04/04
Society's Child Paris Hilton 08/27/04
Back to School Time Gloria Trevi 08/27/04
Good Nite, Sleep Tight... Sharon Stone 08/20/04
Fore... Jessica Simpson 08/20/04
Another Candid Shot Paris Hilton 08/13/04
When you least expect it... Paris Hilton 08/13/04
Read me a bedtime story Goldie Hawn 08/06/04
Incognito Pamela Anderson 08/06/04
Dining Out Kathleen Turner 07/31/04
Struttin' Her Stuff Nicky Hilton 07/31/04
The Ups & Downs of the Music Industry Beyoncé Knowles 07/23/04
More Model Behaviour Eva Herzigova 07/23/04
Papparrazzi Attack Britney Spears 07/17/04
The Award Shows are Going to the Dogs!!! Paris Hilton 07/17/04
Greetings from the Great White North Original Photography 07/12/04
Looking for Something? Roshumba Williams 07/09/04
An Oriental Gem Bai Ling 07/09/04
Another Peek at the Rich & Famous Paris Hilton 07/02/04
At the Awards Presentation Maria Conchita Alonso 07/02/04
Wild Irish Rose Samantha Mumba 06/26/04
Summertime Blues Laetitia Casta 06/26/04
Cheers Li'l Kim 06/17/04
Take Five Jennifer Lopez 06/17/04
Downtown Beyoncé Knowles 06/12/04
Uptown Beyoncé Knowles 06/12/04
Is there life after Bay Watch? Traci Bingham 06/05/04
Air Jordans Jordan 06/05/04
Caught Ya Ashanti 05/28/04
Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out Natasha Alexandrovna 05/28/04
A Bird's Eye View Scarlett Johansson 05/21/04
Sexy Lady Jennifer Love Hewitt 05/21/04
Charming Jessica Alba 05/13/04
Double Exposure Paris Hilton 05/13/04
Her Cups Runneth Over Anna Nicole Smith 05/07/04
Rhymin' with Ricci Christina Ricci 05/07/04
Hanging Out on the Tonight Show Eva Mendez 04/28/04
Shiver Me Timbers Kiera Knightly 04/28/04
Take Five Jelena Dokic 04/19/04
When You're Smiling Piper Perabo 04/19/04
...and the winner is Ashanti 04/12/04
Reach Out and Touch Somebody Paulina Rubio 04/12/04
Baring Her Soul Beyonc� Knowles 04/03/04
JLo Sings the Blues Jennifer Lopez 04/03/04
From the Spice Rack Geri Halliwell 03/27/04
A Hot Tamale Shakira 03/27/04
Million Dollar Smile Jennifer Lopez 03/20/04
Caution... Sarah Jessica Parker 03/20/04
Say Goodby to "Sex in the City" Kim Cattrall 03/13/04
Moves Like a Butterfly Paris Hilton 03/13/04
Sleepless in Seattle Meg Ryan 03/06/04
Destiny's Child LeToya Luckett 03/06/04
New Series Spinoff Brandy Ledford 02/28/04
Name that Tune Jenny Frost 02/28/04
Silicone Valley Pamela Anderson 02/19/04
Say Cheese Mariah Carey 02/19/04
A Musical Note Jessica Simpson 02/12/04
Apple of Her Daddy's Eye Liv Tyler 02/12/04
Just Gimme a Kiss Lil' Kim 02/02/04
Musical Gems Beyonc� Knowles & Jewel 02/02/04
Ride 'em Cowgirl Sheryl Crow 01/26/04
Sugar & Spice Geri Halliwell 01/26/04
A Spanish Pop Tart Paulina Rubio 01/19/04
Let the Good Times Roll Lil' Kim 01/19/04
Vying for the Golden Globes Award Leelee Sobieski 01/12/04
Have a Cigar Anna Kournikova 01/12/04
For those who don't deserve the best Heather Graham 01/05/04
Still Crazy After All These Years Loretta Swit 01/05/04
Are You Ready to Rock 'n Roll? Pink aka Alecia Moore 12/26/03
Driving Miss Brittany Brittany Murphy 12/26/03
Sweet Sarah Michelle Gellar 12/18/03
Bada Bing Traci Bingham 12/18/03
A Musical Note Courtney Love 12/11/03
Victoria's Secret Victoria Silvstedt 12/11/03
Legs up to here! Veronica Web 12/05/03
Bustin' out a tune Samantha Fox 12/05/03
Watch out for things that go bump in the night Kelly Preston 11/27/03
Wild Thing Britney Spears 11/27/03
Naughty & Nice Victoria Silvstedt 11/18/03
Coin Toss Gwyneth Paltrow 11/18/03
A Toast... Roselyn Sanchez 11/07/03
Model Behaviour Tyra Banks 11/07/03
The New Material Girl Britney Spears 11/01/03
She's my lil' Rock n' Roll Lil' Kim 11/01/03
Caution...Slippery When Wet Winona Ryder 10/24/03
Three Faces of Rebecca Rebecca Gayheart 10/24/03
Take a Letter Ren�e Kathleen Zellweger 10/16/03
What's Your Pleasure Audrey Tautou 10/16/03
Another Piece of Peta Peta Wilson 10/08/03
A Hot Tamale Rosie Perez 10/08/03
Apple of her father's eye Natalie Cole 10/01/03
Everybody Say Yeah! Britney Spears 10/01/03
Care for a Dip? Catherine Oxenberg 09/23/03
Celebrity Side Show Christina Applegate 09/23/03
Rock 'n Roll Revival Shirley Manson 09/16/03
Baring Her Soul Kate Moss 09/16/03
Venus & Mars are Out Tonite Venus Williams 09/09/03
A Date With An Angel Anna Kournikova 09/09/03
Greetings from the Great White North The Final Hurrah 09/02/03
Sistas Paris & Nicky Hilton 08/22/03
Hit Me with your Best Shot Anna Kournikova 08/22/03
Greetings once again from The Great White North Eye Candy 08/11/03
Greetings once again from The Great White North A Canadian Teen...Still More Original Photography 08/10/03
Greetings once again from The Great White North A Canadian Teen...More Original Photography 08/09/03
Greetings once again from The Great White North A Canadian Teen...Original Photography 08/08/03
Bustin' Out Rosie Jordan 08/01/03
Waiting for that perfect shot Jennifer Lopez 08/01/03
Great Smile Jennifer Love Hewitt 07/26/03
Put your Hands Up! Milla Jovovich 07/26/03
Wild Thang Courtney Love 07/17/03
Call of the Wild Tanya Roberts 07/17/03
Cover Girl Sadie Frost 07/04/03
4th of July Tribute Lucy Lawless 07/04/03
Life in the Fast Lane Jennifer Gareis 06/27/03
Home Girl Britney Spears 06/27/03
Take your temperature, little girl? Candice Rialson 06/21/03
She may be an Angel, but... Drew Barrymore 06/21/03
Out for a Stroll Ariane Sommer 06/12/03
Down on the Catwalk Nicky & Paris Hilton 06/12/03
Disco Up Courtney Love 06/03/03
The Queen of Hip Hop Mary Jane Blige 06/03/03
Your Serve Serena Williams 05/23/03
Countdown... Jamie-Lynn Sigler 05/23/03
A Double Dose of Peta Peta Wilson 05/17/03
Nice Dress Steffi Graf 05/17/03
Roll Out Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer Keri Russell 05/10/03
Do Not Pick the Flowers. No Exceptions! Christina Applegate 05/10/03
Yin & Yang Holly Hunter 05/02/03
Sheer Elegance Jennifer Connelly 05/02/03
Another Nice Pair Jamie Lynn Sigler 04/24/03
A Charming Couple Pamela Anderson 04/24/03
What Does One Feed a 1000 Foot Gorilla? Jessica Lang 04/18/03
One of Sport's Most Annoying Occupational Hazards Barbara Schett 04/18/03
Down By the Sea Elisabeth Huppert 04/12/03
Wrassle Mania Stacy Carter 04/12/03
Close... Winona Ryder 04/02/03
Back Stage with Nicole Kidman Welcome Home, Jessica Lynch 04/02/03
Three Cheer for the Union Jack and The Red ,White & Blue Juliette Binoche 03/21/03
What Would Mr. Rogers Say? Julia Roberts 03/21/03
Care for a Dip? Kirsten Dunst 03/15/03
Bosom Buddies Paris Hilton & Dominique Swain 03/15/03
Call of the Wild Tanya Roberts 03/07/03
ßÞ: "Nothing could be finer than to be in..." Rachel Miner 03/07/03
Aerobics with Brittany Brittany Murphy 02/27/03
Move Over, Gypse Rose Lee Jennifer Garner 02/27/03
Encore Jennifer Garner 02/27/03
A Peak at the Latest in Japanese Fashion 02/21/03
Breakfast of Champions Martina Hingis 02/21/03
Down for the Count Stephanie McMahon 02/21/03
Disco Down Jade Jagger 02/15/03
Please Don't Pick the Flowers Brittany Murphy 02/15/03
Let's hear it for the home team! Melissa Joan Hart 02/06/03
Swing Low, Sweet Chariot Requiem for Columbia 02/06/03
Celebrity Sleuth Jennifer Garner 02/06/03
Encore Shae Lynn Bourne 01/31/03
Volley for Serve Patty Schnyder 01/31/03
Who's the Boss Now? Aly*ssa Mil*ano 01/22/03
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? Alison Eastwood 01/22/03
Venus Fly Trap Venus Williams 01/15/03
Looking for a Win at the Australian Open Anna Kournikova 01/15/03
Got Beer? Margaux Hemingway & Billy Carter 01/08/03
Another Peek at the Rich & Famous Jennifer Gareis 01/08/03
Exhibition Ice Skating Tanja Szewczenko 01/03/03
Down for the Count Stephanie McMahon 01/01/03
From Russia with Love Anna Kournikova 01/01/03
It's Not Just a Guy Thing Barbara Schett 12/27/02
An UpLifting Experience Serena Williams 12/27/02
Careful not to slip on the ice Kristi Yamaguchi 12/18/02
Anyone Up for Tennis? Martina Hingis 12/18/02
Ice Capades Shae Lynn Bourne 12/11/02
You Put Your Right Foot In... Anna Kournikova 12/11/02
It Ain't Over Till the Fat Lady Sings Martina Hingis 12/07/02
Are We Having Fun Yet? Lela Rochon 12/07/02
Stars on Parade Rosie Perez 11/26/02
When You Smile... Nicole Kidman 11/26/02
More Tales from the Windy City Sarah Jessica Parker 11/18/02
A Million Dollar Smile Cameron Diaz 11/18/02
Steppin Out with Oprah Oprah Winfrey 11/12/02
I Love Toffee Apples Tori Amos 11/12/02
Exclusive Photo of Winona Ryder's Reaction Taken Immediately After Her Shoplifting Verdict was Read Winona Ryder 11/07/02
Next Up...or Shall We Say Down on Slick at Night Pamela Anderson & Elizabeth Hurley 11/07/02
Lost my Head Kira Reed 10/30/02
Dazed & Confused Amanda DeCadenet 10/30/02
Ready...Get Set... Tamara Beckwith 10/30/02
You Say It's Your Birthday? Paris & Nicky Hilton 10/23/02
Paris Hilton 10/23/02
A Photo Copy Monet Mazur 10/15/02
In the Queen's Court Lady Victoria Hervey 10/15/02
Reach for the Stars Jill Goodacae 10/10/02
It's Her Cross to Bare Naomi Campbell 10/10/02
Mug Shot Winona Ryder 10/02/02
Calendar Girl Anna Kournikova 10/02/02
LaeTiTia Laetitia Casta 09/27/02
Just a Stone's Throwaway Jerry Hall 09/27/02
Call of the Wild Sandra Bullock 09/21/02
Is there a Tailor in the House? Amanda Peet 09/21/02
Loose Lips Sink Ships Alexandra Holden 09/13/02
Mutual Admiration Society Elizabeth Hurley & Elle Macpherson 09/13/02
Move Over Marilyn Sarah Jessica Parker 09/06/02
Hanging Out with a Friend Kate Moss 09/06/02
Gone Fishin' Brittany Murphy 08/29/02
Roller Girl Gymnastics Bijou Phillips 08/29/02
Got Milk? Helena Bonham Carter 08/21/02
Always Look for what is Hidden in Life Sarah Michelle Gellar 08/21/02
Up, Up... Monique Gabrielle 08/16/02
Lose Something? Natalie Appleton 08/16/02
Like a Fine Wine... Christina Aguilera 08/07/02
Care for a Pop Tart? Britney Spears 08/07/02
An Award Winning Pose Courtney Love 08/01/02
Ladies Only Mica Paris 08/01/02
Birds Eye View Lisa Bonet 07/25/02
Find a Girl...with Far Away Eyes Jennifer Love Hewitt 07/26/02
The End is Near Jennifer Lopez 07/18/02
Tales from the Windy City - Sarah Jessica Parker 07/18/02
Naughty or Nice? Claire Danes 07/11/02
Place Your Bets... Sharon Stone 07/11/02
Greetings, Once Again from The Great White North! A day at LaRonde...Original Photography 07/06/02
Greetings, Once Again from The Great White North...Original Photography 07/04/02
Summer Solstice? Summer Altice 06/26/02
A Royal Gem Lady Victoria Hervey 06/26/02
Jammin' Corey Parks 06/19/02
Slip Shot Aaliyah 06/19/02
Smile and They'll Wonder What You're Up To Lady Rapper: Eve Jihan Jeffers 06/11/02
Searching for Hidden Treasure Jennifer Lopez 06/11/02
Angelic Yasmeen Ghauri 06/06/02
Stars on Parade Patsy Kensit 06/06/02
Crusing Christina Aguilera 05/28/02
Move Over, Janis! Billie Piper 05/28/02
An Uplifting Performance Faith Hill 05/21/02
Destined for Greatness LeToya Luckett 05/21/02
Pop Tart Britney Spears 05/15/02
A Pressing Engagement? Toni Braxton 05/15/02
Learning the Backstroke Jennifer Lopez 05/08/02
Shake Your Booty Lil' Kim 05/08/02
Down by the Sea Claudia Schiffer 05/04/02
Two Faces of Ally Ally Sheedy 05/04/02
A Trip to Silicon Valley Julie Strain 05/04/02
Sittin' Pretty Shane 04/25/02
Reach for the Stars Kim Basinger 04/25/02
Bursting with Joy Britney Spears 04/17/02
Kissing Booth...$5.00 Kari Wuhrer 04/17/02
Nice Tutu! Heather Watts 04/9/02
Who's that in those Foster Grants? Natalie Appleton 04/09/02
Excuse me, please... Elizabeth Berkley 04/02/02
Floccipoccinihilipilification Sheryl Lee 04/02/02
Flashback to Yesteryear Marilyn Monroe 03/28/02
Out on the Catwalk Naomi Campbell 03/28/02
Happy Vernal Equinox Linda Evangelista 03/21/02
Shake it Out, Baby, Now... Julie Bowen 03/21/02
Another Spanish Charm Luciana Gimenez aka Luciana Morad 03/13/02
AiYiYi!!! Aaliyah 03/13/02
Sleep Tight Sarah Jessica Parker 03/06/02
Cover Girl Jill Hennessey 03/06/02
No More "One Day at a Time" Mackenzie Phillips 02/26/02
Dance with Me!!! Jane Krakowski 02/26/02
Jock Itch? Debra Messing 02/20/02
Soprano's Child All Grown Up Alicia Witt 02/20/02
Outstanding Sarah Jessica Parker 02/13/02
Ally Oops Lisa Nicole Carson 02/13/02
A Royal Outing Princess Stephanie of Monaco 02/05/02
A Budding Beauty Carolyn Murphy 02/05/02
Spanish Eyes Daisy Fuentes 01/31/02
Smoke 'Em if You Got 'Em Georgiana Robertson 01/31/02
Life's a Beach Odile Michel 01/24/02
Not Quite Ready for the Cover of Vogue Gena Lee Nolin 01/24/02
Only Have Eyes for You Kathleen Turner 01/17/02
More Model Behaviour Helena Christensen 01/17/02
Dance to the Music Christina Aguilera 01/17/02
Diamond in the Rough Gabrielle Union 01/09/02
Hidden Treasure Nicole Kidman 01/09/02
Sing Along with David Barbara Hershey 01/01/02
Star Gazing Nell Campbell 01/01/02
More Model Behaviour Eva Herzigova 12/26/01
Material Girl Madonna 12/26/01
Pretty Maids All in a Row Vendela Kirsebom * Kathy Ireland * Roshumba Williams * Ashley Montana * Angie Everhart 12/18/01
Fashionable Seat Cover Cheryl Ladd 12/18/01
Lazy, Crazy, Hazy Days of Summer Demi Moore 12/13/01
Holiday Outing Kim Cattrall 12/13/01
Yet Another Musical Charm Valerie Simpson 12/05/01
Nature's Thirst Quencher Naomi Campbell 12/05/01
An Eye for an Eye...a Tooth for a Tooth... Assumpta Serna 11/28/01
A Broadway Belle Lonette McKee 11/28/01
Who Wants Gum??? Cindy Crawford 11/22/01
Amazing Grace Monica Bellucci 11/22/01
Over Exposed? Maria Conchita Alonso 11/13/01
Picture Perfect Tamara Beckwith 11/13/01
Upwardly Mobile Milla Jovovich 11/06/01
A Natural Beauty Yasmeen Ghauri 11/06/01
A Talented Lady Melinda Clarke 10/31/01
Happy Halloween Bobbie Bresee 10/31/01
Another Musical Charm Chaka Khan 10/24/01
A Fragrant Bouquet Deanna Merryman 10/24/01
Confucius Say... Bj�rk Gu�mundsd�ttir 10/16/01
Miller Time! Rene Russo 10/16/01
Dancing with Beverly J Beverly Johnson 10/10/01
Sold Out Performance Anna Kournikova 10/10/01
Down at the Car Show Peta Wilson 10/04/01
Queen of Sheeba? Eva Herzigova 10/04/01
Shrink Wrap Jessica Alba 09/27/01
Close the Window, Will Ya? Lorissa McComas 09/27/01
Girls Just Want to Have Fun Margaux & Mariel Hemingway 09/19/01
Ali Oops Ali McGraw 09/19/01
Who Wants Gum? Julie Bowen 09/11/01
Before Opening Night Kathleen Turner 09/11/01
First Floor...Toiletries, Cosmetics, Ladies Lingerie Sarah Ferguson 09/06/01
The Result of Good Dental Hygiene Daphne Zuniga 09/06/01
You've got mail Olivia Williams 08/30/01
Double your pleasure Hilary Swank 08/30/01
Hugh Grant's Waterloo Divine Brown 08/22/01
Not Your Ordinary Talk Show Hostess Cindy Margolis 08/22/01
Cheers Mary Louise Weller 08/14/01
Tennis Elbow? Kylie Minogue 08/14/01
Hot Child in the City Cynthia Nixon 08/08/01
Downtown Gabrielle Nixon 08/08/01
Bay Watch...Original Photography 07/31/01
Better than Chocolate Juliette Binoche 07/31/01
Chillin" Pamela Anderson 07/3101
Send for the Maid Calista Flockhart 07/26/01
Mammography has its Moments Victoria Rowell 07/26/01
Down on the Boardwalk Original Photography 07/17/01
One of Your Headlights are Out Ophrah Winfrey 07/11/01
Eye Candy Victoria Silvstedt 07/11/01
A Day at the Beach Original Photography 07/06/01
Greetings Again from the Great White North Original Photography 07/05/01
A British Bomb Shell Kelly Brook 06/27/01
Push Ups Monica Keena & Daisy Eagan 06/27/01
Hot & Nasty Nastassja Kinski 06/20/01
Lolipop? Dominique Swain 06/20/01
Phone's Ringing... Sarah Michelle Gellar 06/14/01
Have you seen Junior's Grades? Christina Ricci 06/14/01
Viva Las Vegas Yasmine Bleeth 06/07/01
It's that time of year again...Finally! Vahina Giocante 06/07/01
Model Behaviour Laetitia Casta 05/30/01
Speared Britney Spears 05/30/01
Scenes from "RPM" Famke Janssen 05/23/01
A Sweet Patootie Anna Paquin 05/23/01
April Showers Lara Flynn Boyle 05/17/01
Lazin' on a Sunny Afternoon Rene� O'Connor & Lucy Lawless 05/17/01
Hot Fun in the Summertime Jennifer Love Hewitt & Sarah Michelle Gellar 05/10/01
Ally McBeal Hits the Silver Screen Calista Flockhart 05/10/01
Nurse Goodbody Kim Cattrall 05/02/01
Down and Out Minnie Driver 05/02/01
Springtime is for Lovers Anne Heche & Ellen DeGeneres 04/25/01
Rockin' the Casbah I Dream of Jeannie animated gif 04/25/01
Adieu Kathie Lee Gifford 04/25/01
Amos & Andy Revisited Oprah Winfry 04/19/01
American Virgin Mena Suvari 04/19/01
Celulloid Penance Jamie Luner 04/11/01
This Younger Generation Shannon Elizabeth & Melinda Scherinski 04/11/01
Now Showing at Mere Mummery Cinema Sharon Stone 04/05/01
Stunning Jerry Hall 04/05/01
At the Grand Opening Elizabeth Hurley 03/28/01
Yet Another Musical Charm Lil Kim 03/28/01
Charlie's Angels Drew Barrymore * Lucy Liu * Cameron Diaz 03/21/01
Another Musical Charm Toni Braxton 03/21/01
More Musical Charms Deborah Harry 03/14/01
Spring Break Shelly Michelle 03/14/01
Prince Charming Spice Girls 03/05/01
Up on the Catwalk Cindy Crawford 03/05/01
Model Behaviour Giselle B�ndchen 03/05/01
A Sports Outing Nicolette Sheridan 02/26/01
Blue Monday Luciana Morad 02/26/01
French Cuisine Sophie Marceau 02/19/01
Lose Something? Gia Carangi 02/19/01
Break Time Bridgit Fonda 02/12/01
For 12 Hour Protection Edy Williams 02/12/01
Don't bogart that joint, my friend! Eva Herzigova 02/06/01
Cover Girl Naomi Campbell 02/06/01
Hymn for Today Grace Jones 02/06/01
Read My Lips Winona Ryder 01/30/01
Your Fly is Open Natalie Appleton 01/30/01
Double Mint Jessica Simpson 01/22/01
Musical Charms Lil Kim 01/22/01
Sports Short Steffi Graf 01/15/01
Mistress Margolis Cindy Margolis 01/15/01
Break Time Farrah Forke 01/09/01
A Photo Opportunity Paula Jai Parker 01/09/01
UpTown Girl Christy Turlington 01/01/01
A Fleeting Glance Kate Moss 01/01/01
Good Housekeeping's Seal of Approval Kelly LeBrock 12/26/00
Swan Lake? Madonna 12/26/00
Buzzzed? Emmanuelle Seigner 12/18/00
World Traveler Britney Spears 12/18/00
Ummmm Uma Thurman 12/12/00
Hurry Up Joanna Going 12/12/00
Treasure Map Greta Scacchi 12/05/00
Diagnosis? Mariliece Andrada 12/05/00
Hold on to your Hats In�s Sastre 11/28/00
Bedtime for Bridgit Bridgit Fonda 11/28/00
Whitney Houston 11/21/00
Britney Spears 11/21/00
Split Personality Angelina Jolie 11/15/00
Kim Basinger 11/15/00
Rachel Griffiths 11/07/00
Jennifer Tilly 11/07/00
A Chip Off the Old Block Blythe Danner & Gwyneth Paltrow 10/29/00
Hilary Swank 10/29/00
Apple Pie Thora Bush 10/24/00
Two...Two... Shannon Elizabeth 10/24/00
French Cuisine �lodie Bouchez 10/16/00
Silk & Satin Selma Blair 10/16/00
Bad Hair Day Francesca Dellera 10/11/00
Leg of Lamb? Tori Spelling 10/11/00
The Lady Sings the Blues Alba Parietti 10/03/00
An English Classic Alex Kingston 10/03/00
Reach Out and Touch Someone Heather Hunter 09/26/00
Looking for Muldar Gillian Anderson 09/26/00
Tennis Canadian Style Mary Pierce 09/21/00
An Occupational Hazard Anna Kournikova 09/21/00
Mutual Admiration Society Selma Blair & Sarah Michelle Gellar 09/11/00
Close...but no cigar! Britney Spears 09/11/00
Daddy's Little Girl Stella McCartney 09/05/00
An all American Sweetheart Tara Reid 09/05/00
Freeze Frame Marina Hingis 08/30/00
Tough Match Anna Kournikova 08/30/00
Lose Something? Natalie Appleton 08/21/00
An Apple a Day... Anna Kournikova 08/21/00
Ooops... Shirley Bassey 08/16/00
Sitting Pretty Cindy Crawford 08/16/00
Working Girl Elisabeth Shue 08/09/00
Ready...Set... Eva Herzigova 08/09/00
Going "Up" Elizabeth Hurley 07/24/00
Beyond Picket Fences Kathy Baker 08/01/00
Nice Exposure Catherine Zeta Jones 08/01/00
Suavity Kate Moss 07/24/00
Won't you let me take you on a Sea Cruise Brooke Shields 07/24/00
Another Sport's Short Milla Jovovich 07/18/00
Body Art Paula Yates 07/18/00
Home Coming Queen Rebekka Armstrong 07/10/00
Yin & Yang Rachel Weisz 07/10/00
More from the Great White North...A Day at the Beach Original Photography 07/06/00
More from the Great White North Original Photography 07/05/00
4th of July, 2000 Tribute Lucy Lawless 07/04/00
An Italian Dish Ornella Muti 06/28/00
A Beauty from Down Under Peta Wilson 06/28/00
A Classic Shot Kathy Ireland 06/20/00
Sight Seeing Emily Lloyd 06/20/00
Indescribably Delicious Jennifer Aniston 06/13/00
Sports Short Steffi Graf 06/13/00
Have a Nice Trip? Naomi Campbell 06/05/00
More Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Kelly Klein 06/05/00
Say Cheese Catherine Bach 05/29/00
ZZ Top Would Be Proud Sharon Stone 05/29/00
Chillin' Out Rose McGowan 05/21/00
Hot Chocolate Lisa Nicole Carson 05/21/00
Uptown Girl Eva Herzigova 05/10/00
Out on the Town Margaux Hemingway 05/10/00
Cheshire Cat Tyra Banks 05/01/00
Sing along with Halle Halle Berry 05/01/00
Cool it! Carey Lowell 04/25/00
From the Sheer Elegance Department Jennifer Aniston 04/25/00
Shopping with Linda Linda Hamilton 04/19/00
More from the Boob Tube Traci Bingham 04/19/00
Spring Fever? Cindy Crawford 04/11/00
Fragile! Handle with Care Carmen Electra 04/11/00
Cable TV's Version of the Golden Globes Courteney Cox 04/05/00
Partying with the President Sharon Stone 04/05/00
Love Hollywood Style Susan Sarandon 03/27/00
Smile for the Camera Kate Moss 03/27/00
Mama Mia Alba Parietti 03/19/00
Angels in Chains Farrah Fawcett 03/19/00
Say a few words to the folks Emmanuelle Seigner 03/14/00
Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous Julie Delpy 03/14/00
Find a Girl with Faraway Eyes Ester Ca�adas 03/07/00
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Watch out Mr. Whipple Salma Hayek 02/28/00
A Stitch in Time Saves Nine Victoria Abril 02/28/00
Down Town at the Ritz Bai Ling 02/21/00
More Peeks at the Rich & Famous Caprice 02/21/00
Stars on Parade Sandra Bullock 02/14/00
Another Musical Charm Tori Spelling 02/14/00
A Ray of Sunshine Becky Sunshine 02/06/00
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Musical Notes Samantha Fox 01/25/00
Uptown Girl Mia Kirshner 01/17/00
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Leather & Lace Madonna 01/06/00
Musical Charm Britney Spears 01/06/00
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Gone...but not forgotten Pamela Anderson 12/29/99
Gettin' Down Lauryn Hill 12/23/99
Down & Out! Rosie Perez 12/23/99
And the Beat Goes On The Coors 12/15/99
Hubba Hubba Mariah Carey 12/14/99
Pretty in Pink Sue Lyon 12/07/99
Another Peek at the Rich & Famous Kathleen Turner 12/07/99
Smile...and the Whole World Smiles with You Laura Dern 11/28/99
A Woman with an Attitude Sharon Stone 11/28/99
Sheer Elegance Brooke Shields 11/22/99
Behind Blue Eyes Jenny Shimizu 11/13/99
What's Wrong with this Picture? 11/13/99
Sittin' Pretty Susan Sarandon 11/06/99
Sports Short Brooke Shields 11/06/99
Contemplation Thandie Newton 10/30/99
How to Become Incognito Patricia Velasquez 10/30/99
Caught in the Bush Fairuza Balk 10/20/99
Her Dentist Should be Proud! Sharon Stone 10/20/99
Monkeying Around Pamela Stevenson 10/12/99
And, Ifs or Butt? Stephanie Seymour 10/12/99
Double Your Pleasure Anna Friel 10/05/99
You're Invited.. Milla Jovovich 10/05/99
A Trip to the Windy City Sarah Ferguson 09/28/99
Stick 'em Up! Joanne Whalley Kilmer 09/18/99
Giva a Lady a Hand Helena Christensen 09/18/99
Nature's Thirst Quencher Naomi Campbell 09/07/99
Co-ed Wrestling Linda Fiorentino 09/07/99
Grazing in the Grass Sophie Marceau 08/28/99
Find a Girl... Christina Ricci 08/28/99
A Spanish Charm Assumpta Serna 08/20/99
24/7 Tanya Roberts 08/20/99
Sweet HitchaHiker Beverly D'Angelo 08/12/99
A Beauty from Down Under Elle MacPherson 08/12/99
Stung by Sting Trudie Styler 08/03/99
At Home with the Stars Daphne Zuniga 08/03/99
Comic Relief Kim Basinger 07/28/99
Contemplation Anna Falchi 07/28/99
Don't take things so seriously Heidi Mattson 07/21/99
Miracles do happen Vanessa Paradis 07/21/99
Vacationing in the Great White North II-Montréal Original Photography 07/10/99
Vacationing in the Great White North II-Champ Original Photography 07/09/99
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Vacationing in the Great White North II Original Photography 07/06/99
Show Dr. Feelgood where it hurts...little girl Cameron Diaz 06/30/99
Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder Rose McGowan 06/30/99
Time Out! Anna Kournikova 06/30/99
At Home with the Stars Denise Richards 06/19/99
More from the Boob Tube Sarah Michelle Gellar 06/19/99
Mother Nature at her Finest Ashlyn Gere 06/12/99
Care for a Cocktail? Carrie Fisher 06/12/99
A Peek at the Fashion World Brandi Quinones 06/02/99
Got Milk? Elle Macpherson 06/02/99
Brown Sugar Lisa Nicole Carson 05/24/99
Couch Dancing Nicole Kidman 05/24/99
The Weaker Sex??? 05/18/99
Hometown Girl Audrey Landers 05/18/99
A Secret for Longevity Carla Bruni 05/18/99
Caught!!! Jeanne Tripplehorn 05/07/99
Definitely not a Slouch Demi Moore 05/07/99
French Cuisine Sophie Marceau 04/28/99
At Your Service Laura San Giacomo 04/28/99
Assume the Position Jennifer Dale 04/17/99
A Step in the Right Direction Andie MacDowell 04/17/99
A Royal Couple Princess Stephanie 04/08/99
A Word to the Wise Jane Birkin 04/08/99
I Spy Liza Walker 03/31/99
Tricks of the Trade Karen Duffy 03/31/99
If She Only Knew Kathleen Turner 03/26/99
Joking Around Francis Fisher 03/26/99
Sweet Hitch-a-Hicker Anna Kournikova 03/15/99
Girls Night Out Cynthia Harvey * Kathie Lee Gifford * Debra Carthy Deu 03/15/99
Like a Peter Paul's Mounds or Almond Joy Kelly Lynch 03/10/99
When Push comes to Shove Kathy Ireland 03/10/99
Final Analysis Demetra Hampton 03/03/99
Words of Widom Maria Conchita Alonzo 03/03/99
Wash Day Blues Mandy Leigh 02/22/99
Oscar for Best Director In�s Sastre 02/22/99
Valentine's Day Roses Demi Moore 02/14/99
Can You Keep a Secret? Sharon Stone 02/14/99
Peta Peeka Peta Wilson 02/07/99
Limbo Up Paula Abdul 02/07/99
Belting Out the Blues Wendy James 01/31/99
A Peek at Below the Mason Dixon Line Sean Young 01/31/99
Sports Short Steffi Graf 01/24/99
Just a Handful Laraine Newman 01/18/99
Poetry in Motion Cher 01/13/99
A Night at the Opry Kate Moss 01/06/99
More from the Boob Tube Jennifer Aniston 01/06/99
The Last Picture Show...28 Years Later Cybill Shepherd 12/29/98
Boob Tube Beauty Traci Bingham 12/24/98
Classic Nude Christina Applegate 12/24/98
A Laundry Tip Linnea Quigley 12/16/98
No Loitering! Virginia Madsen 12/16/98
A Fashionable Display Carolyn Murphy 12/10/98
A Revealing Interview Goldie Hawn 12/10/98
Struttin' Her Stuff! Lil Kim 12/04/98
Grand Ole Dame Cloris Leachman 12/04/98
Party Time Courtney Love 11/26/98
Message for the NBA Jennifer Love Hewitt 11/26/98
Call of the Wild Jennifer Love Hewitt 11/26/98
Stepping Out ala Sharon Stone Sharon Stone 11/22/98
Bubblicious Daryl Hannah 11/22/98
For the Leg Lover in You 11/17/98
Knee Jerk Reflex Kim Basinger 11/17/98
A Handsome Pair Rosie Perez 11/11/98
Smiling for the Camera Minnie Driver 11/11/98
I Don't Want a Pickle Natasha Alexandrovna 11/06/98
Sequel to the Movie: "Strip Tease" Demi Moore 11/06/98
Happy Halloween Bobbie Bresee 10/31/98
Happy Halloween Linda Blair 10/31/98
Just Hanging Out Tina Turner 10/26/98
Back in Black Sandra Bullock 10/26/98
Ukrainian Philosophy Milla Jovovich 10/21/98
Australian Beauty Peta Wilson 10/21/98
Cheshire Cat Paula Abdul 10/15/98
Profound Revelation Lara Flynn Boyle 10/05/98
Atomic Fallout Pamela Anderson 10/10/98
Ready For Action Nicole Kidman 10/10/98
An English Nanny Elizabeth Hurley 10/04/98
A Piece of Candy Ewa Aulin 09/27/98
Beauteous Salma Hayek 09/27/98
Stepping Out Meg Ryan 09/23/98
Pretty Maidens All in a Row Kathy Ireland * Jessica Hahn * Julie Kristen Smith * Ivana Trump09/23/98
On Top of the Latest Styles 09/20/98
Art History Elizabeth Hurley 09/16/98
Communing with Nature Original Photography 09/14/98
A Brief Visit with Canadian Beauty Original Photography 09/11/98
A Revealing Look at the Rich and Famous Neve Campbell 09/07/98
Picture Perfect Daphne Zuniga 09/07/98
Here's Looking at You...Kid! Mariah Carey 09/02/98
Caught Ya Jenny McCarthy 09/02/98
Sports Update Steffi Graf 08/29/98
Swimming Lesson #1 08/28/98
Great Running Apparel Habtemariam Nebiat 08/22/98
Follow the Bouncing Ball Martina Hingis 08/19/98
More Downs and Ups of Show Biz Deborah Harry 08/15/98
The Downs and Ups of Show Biz Shirley Manson 08/11/98
Nice Hat! Carrie 08/07/98
Your Serve Steffi Graf 08/02/98
Pretty as a Picture Neve Campbell 07/26/98
Vacationing in The Great White North Original Photography 07/24/98
Vacationing in The Great White North Original Photography 07/23/98
Vacationing in The Great White North Original Photography 07/22/98
Vacationing in The Great White North Original Photography 07/21/98
Even Another Peek at the Rich and Famous Asumpta Serna 07/16/98
Fantasy Girl Meg Ryan 07/09/98
4th of July Tribute Lucy Lawless 07/04/98
A Peek at the Golden Globes Gillian Anderson 07/04/98
Apple Pie and the Girl Next Door Lucy Lawless 04/19/98
Spring Has Sprung Neve Campbell 04/17/98
Yet Another Peek at the Rich and Famous Kim Basinger 04/14/98
Tennis Anyone? Martina Hingis 04/11/98
Care for a Dip? Greta Scacchi 04/11/98
Laid Back 04/05/98
Care for a Nip? Amber Valletta 03/20/98
Another Peek at the Rich and Famous Geri Haliwell 03/16/98
A Peek at the Rich and Famous Kate Moss 03/13/98
Celebrity Sports Jane Seymour 03/27/98
A Celebrity Portrait Tea Leoni 03/01/98
Ellen Foley's Folly 02/02/98
Demi Moore's Latest Flick 1/15/98
Early Cinematographic Voyeuristic Madness Psycho 1/13/98
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Going for the Big One! 02/04/05
Off for the Superbowl 01/29/05
The Power of Makeup 01/29/05
One Down, One to Go 01/22/05
Playoff Pep Rally 01/14/05
Priceless 01/07/05
Out with the Old 12/31/04
Shall We Light Up the Tree? 12/24/04
No Frills Computer 12/11/04
Season's Greeting from the White House 12/10/04
Woman's Chapter of the Hell's Angels 12/04/04
Show this to whomever, whenever that they say... 11/27/04
Product Endorsement 11/20/04
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Error 403 Explained 10/09/04
Melts in your Mouth... 10/01/04
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Got Milk? 09/18/04
Heinz Kerry's Deep Dark Secret 09/04/04
Cell Mates 08/27/04
Brushing up for Re-election 08/20/04
In a Parallel Universe 07/23/04
Follow the Yellow Brick Road 07/23/04
A Little More Than I Need to Know 07/17/04
Remembering Bill 07/09/04
Click Here for Tech Support 07/02/04
Another Axiom Disproved 06/26/04
Father's Day Gift Idea 06/17/04
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Rocket Science 05/13/04
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...Opening Up for the Boss 04/28/04
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Like Father, like Son 02/28/04
Life Found on Mars 02/19/04
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Super Freak 01/19/04
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For Those Who Deserve the Best 01/05/04
Saddam's Shocking Revelation 12/18/03
Holiday Gift Giving Idea 12/11/03
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Genetic Engineering 11/18/03
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California Absentee Ballot 10/08/03
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Available at a Pharmacy near you 08/01/03
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Knuckleheads 07/04/03
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Busom Buddies 05/02/03
A Sign of the Times 04/24/03
Saddam Body Double Captured 04/18/03
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The Joint Chiefs of Staff in their early days! 03/21/03
Be All That You Can Be! ...an equal opportunity employer 03/15/03
7-10 Split oohfah 03/07/03
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A Great Optical Illusion 02/15/03
Second Coming 01/31/03
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You 01/22/03
20th Class Reunion 01/15/03
Occupational Hazard 12/27/02
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E Pluribus Unum 10/10/02
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I Found Him 09/27/01
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Presidential Wannabees 02/21/00
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Child Prodigy 10/04/98
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Monica Lewinsky's Bout with Depression 09/14/98
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Sex Education ala Bill 02/08/98
Bill's New Legal Counsellor 02/02/98
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From the Mouths of Babes 1/28/98
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Safe Sex 03/28/01
Arkansas Wedding 10/16/00
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White House Y2K Preparation 01/06/00
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Freudian Slip 05/24/99
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Viagra Side Effects 12/24/98
Monica Lewinsky Tells it All 09/20/98
Another Sign of the Times 08/28/98
Please...Have a Seat! 08/22/98
Birth of a Voyeur 08/07/98
Two for One Special 07/31/98
Move Over Buddy 07/16/98
This Should Happen to Me! 07/12/98
Hats Off to Gary Larsen 03/25/98
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Another Stupid Human Trick 03/20/98
Scenes We'd Love to See 02/28/98
The Perils of a Nudist 02/26/98
Can't Wait for Spring 02/23/98
Take My Wife...Please! 02/17/98
Another Stupid Human Trick 02/14/98
Mentally Constipated? 02/10/98
Stupid Human Trick 02/05/98
Nature's Finest 02/05/98
Monkeying Around 1/31/98
The Kinder, Gentler I.R.S. 1/28/98
The Amazing Adventures of Batman 1/21/98
Rise and Shine 1/21/98
She Ain't Just Whistling Dixie 1/20/98
Working on a Tan 1/17/98
Scenes We'd Like to See 1/09/98
Scenic View 1/06/98
Alladin's B&D; Emporium 01/03/98
Things are Looking Up 01/01/98
Grazing in the Grass 12/29/97
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Merry Christmas 12/25/97
Sweet Stocking Stuffer 12/24/97
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A Little Pussy 12/17/97

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