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Payday Loan Players

Payday Loan Players will hook you up with the cash you need to get you through tough times. Like when you just have to get some booze, smokes or hoes. I think you all know what we're talking about. Consult the Payday Loan Players to learn more.

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Payday Loan Players - Helping You Think Outside The Glock

Shorty in down, good Lord... Baby got em up open all over town

Strictly biz, she don't play around... Cover much ground, got game by the pound

Getting paid is a forte...

Each and every day, the true player way.

You know what? We're the Payday Loan Players. No diggity, no doubt.

You knows it. People come to the Payday Loan Players all the time, looking for the best place to score some fake Rolex watches, some "hot" car stereos, some Boone's Farm (when they're underizzage), some "other" products, or some honeys. But lately, foolz have been rolling down to the 'hood to learn from us about an entirely different subject. They want to know if the Players can hook them up with a payday advance loan. The answer, quite simply, is yes, yes we can. Fool!

Back in the day, when most of the Players were still little GZ, the best way to get your hands on a quick $500 was to rob the local 7-Eleven. And who are we kidding, it still is. But now, a payday loan gives you an alternate option that carries less risk of spending 5-10 years in the 'pen. Something to think about.

Explaining the cash advance - Payday Loan Players' style

Okay, B. Talking about payday loans is fun and all, but after a while, talk is cheap. Money talks. You're here to learn about getting your broke ass a cash loan, not to hear us talk about chasing skirts and capping fools. Players, as everyone knows, are pretty much all talk - but every once in awhile, we throw some action in there to keep the rest of the population honest. If you are serious about getting your hands on a payday advance so that you can be a Player tonight, here's what you're going to have to do.

  1. Follow the links on our site to our affiliates' sites. Once there, complete their secure, easy application.
  2. Be prepared to provide proof of identification (your own, not from some chump's wallet you stole), and proof that you are currently employed. You need a job in order to secure an instant payday loan, so the Players have at least some chance of recovering their bling. So if you ain't got one, sign up for a few shifts at the 7-Eleven. Hell, it might even be easier to steal money from there if you are an employee!
  3. Once the Players confirm your information, you'll need to tell them your bank account's routing number as well. Contrary to popular belief, payday cash advance loans are not distributed by a crazy fool driving through the 'hood in a stolen Benz and heaving $100 bills at you. The funds are actually sent via direct deposit. So have your info ready.
  4. Now that you've got your payday cash loan in tow, go buck wild. Live it up. Party like a nobody-turned-multi-platinum rap artist. Grab some of your finest lady friends and start pimping those hoes! Whatever your heart desires, this is the time to experience all that life has to offer.

Don't be intimidated. Everyone has to start somewhere. We're happy that you're starting your road to glory with the Payday Loan Players - a crew known throughout the 'hood for helping thugs, pimps, street preachers, homeless people, schizos, and the like live the American Dream. The dream of obtaining free money without working for it, and pretending you're rich.

Play on, Players. Play on.


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