Funny Quotes
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A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around.
Carolyn
Birmingham
For these [difficulties] I have found that a smile and a stick will carry you through all right, and in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it is the smile that does the trick.
Sir Robert
Baden-Powell
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl.
Sir James Matthew
Barrie
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Charles
Reade
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
Johann Wolfgang Von
Goethe
You hear that boy laughing?—you think he's all fun; But the angels laugh, too, at the good he has done; The children laugh loud as they troop to his call, And the poor man that knows him laughs loudest of all.
Oliver Wendell
Holmes
Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the one most surely wasted.
Sébastien Roch Nicolas
Chamfort
The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed.
Sébastien Roch Nicolas
Chamfort
"But why doesn't the Gospel ever say that Christ laughed?" I asked, for no good reason. "Is Jorge right?" "Legions of scholars have wondered whether Christ laughed. The question doesn't interest me much. I believe he never laughed, because, omniscient as the son of God had to be, he knew how we Christians would behave. . . ."
Umberto
Eco
(When next you are worried or angry, force yourself to turn up the corners of your mouth and smile-and you will find the value of this tip.)
Sir Robert
Baden-Powell
Earth laughs in flowers . . .
Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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Janiece
Smith's story may sound familiar -
she was waking up at 5:30am every morning and
spending two hours a day commuting to her dental
hygienist job in the city. A "good day"
meant arriving back home at 7:15pm with little
time to spend with her two enfant children.
Stuck in a job she literally ate, slept, and
breathed (and hated), Janiece decided to make a
change in here life. Surfing on ebay
transformed her life.
Rosalind
Gardner's story started out working
as an Air Traffic controller for the government.
The hours and stress of the job were burning her
out, but with no other training or experience,
the sense of utter helplessness soon began to
cloud her daily existence. Rosalind knew
the job was making her sick and was slowing
killing her spirit for life. She knew she
had to quit her job... and fast.