| "Love is like air... it's not important unless it's not there!" |
|
Dating Quotes
Among men and women, those in love do not always announce themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones who weep when you’re gone. Who miss you every single night, especially when the sky is so deep and beautiful, and the ground so very cold.
Alice Hoffman
Not all men are worthy of love.
Sigmund Freud
We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Sam Keen
Nothing is beautiful, only man: on this piece of naivety rests all aesthetics, it is the first truth of aesthetics. Let us immediately add its second: nothing is ugly but degenerate man--the domain of aesthetic judgment is therewith defined.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Boys frustrate me. I hate all their indirect messages, I hate game playing. Do you like me or don’t you? Just tell me so I can get over you.
Kirsten Dunst
I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.
Jack Nicholson
It is of men, and them only, that one should always be frightened.
Louis-Ferdinand Celine
Sometimes twenty males are required for the delight of a single female.
Octave Mirbeau
The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.
Margo Kaufman
There are no perfect men in this world, only perfect intentions.
Pen Densham
There’s no trust, no faith, no honesty in men; all perjured, all forsworn, all naught, all dissemblers.
William Shakespeare
Men who never get carried away should be.
Malcolm Forbes
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ’Hold my purse.
Francois Morency
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
Bob Philips
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
Rita Rudner
If you never want to see a man again say, ’I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children’. They leave skid marks.
Rita Rudner
Men who don’t understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Jacques Languirand
Women love men for their defects; if men have enough of them women will forgive them everything, even their gigantic intellects.
Oscar Wilde
There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet.
William F. Halsey
A beautiful woman is one I notice; a charming woman is one who notices me.
John Erskine
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
Henry Louis Mencken
A particularly beautiful woman is a source of terror. As a rule, a beautiful woman is a terrible disappointment.
Carl Gustav Jung
A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
Nancy Reagan
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If there hadn’t been women we’d still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends.
George Orson Welles
Women are among the most gracious phenomenon ever to walk the earth. I only sympathize for the many men who consider to be more manly is to be as much not like a woman.
Stuart Nail
I think women should never be more than 25. Men become more handsome as they age. Not women. It’s greatly unfair for a woman to age.
Jean-Luc Godard
Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them.
Oscar Wilde
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
Even if man could understand women he still wouldn’t believe it.
AW Brown
A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.
Rudyard Kipling
A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
Malcolm de Chazal
Most women set out to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Marlene Dietrich
A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
Cher
If you’ve been dating a man for four months and you haven’t met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.
Chris Rock
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.
Jay McInerney
To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
Cary Grant
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
Oscar Wilde
All men are different. All husbands are the same.
Lila Barber
Men who are not married do not get very far in this society.
Claude Steiner
A woman in love will do almost anything for a man except give up the desire to improve him.
Nathaniel Brandon
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth.
Gertrude Atherton
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Tallulah Bankhead
I’m the kind of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room.....I think I’m scary to people....I’m a bad girl.
Lara Flynn Boyle
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they’re gone.
Lenny Bruce
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both
Samuel Butler
What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman
Lord Byron
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing ~ and then marry him.
Cher
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won’t run.
Phyllis Diller
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Senator Chauncey Depew
Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real. Perhaps they are.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
A woman can look both moral and exciting - if she also looks as if it were quite a struggle.
Edna Ferber
The great question ~ which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is `What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.
Lewis Grizzard
A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often
Oliver Herford
Man has will, but woman has her way
Oliver Wendell Holmes
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares
Elbert Hubbard
You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy
Erica Jong
A woman’s guess is much more accurate than a man’s certainty
Rudyard Kipling
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, ’She doesn’t have what it takes." ~ ’ They will say, ’Women don’t have what it takes
Clare Boothe Luce
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It’s the good girls men should be warned against.
David Niven
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning
Aristotle Onassis
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn’t want her.
Helen Rowland
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Barbara Streisand
I hate women because they always know where things are
James Thurber
Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true
Unknown
When women go wrong, men go right after them
Mae West
|
|
|
