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Gongs Unlimited is the only store on the Internet that just sells gongs. That's right! Other stores might offer a gong or two, but at Gongs Unlimited all we sell are gongs.
And to make matters better for you, we have great prices too. Why do we do it? Because we love the music gongs make.
The gong was one of the first instruments humans created. It’s so deeply connected to our souls that just listening to a gong can give you an incredible healing.
And of course, they’re just fun to play. Can you control yourself when you see a mallet lying there next to a gong? No, you can’t. You have to bang a gong. HAVE TO!
Gongs Unlimited hunts down the finest gongmakers - for sport, we don't hurt them - around the world. It's our goal to combine the ease of shopping on the internet with a wide variety of gongs at great prices.
Our importers like Steve above, travel all over the globe looking for great gongs. Steve even travels to spots where religious zealots blow hotels up. Forget the fact that he gets tropical drinks with those umbrellas in them and tries to act all Paul Gauguin with the natives, it's still dangerous. These are bombs we are talking about people!
Which is why we ask- why can't fundamentalists of all stripes - religious, financial, and racial - just stop judging everyone else? Leave us alone and go do what you really want to do -- eat pork, hoard dollars, and have anal sex with people of different skin color!
All these souls who spew judgment and hate have forgotten that we're all pieces of God but you and I know that if they all got buggered while eating baby back ribs on a bed covered in euros they could finally relax and our world's discourse could improve to something a tad more beautiful than body counts and who's going to be Left Behind!
GONG IT OUT PEOPLE! So we can put the FUN back into FUNdamentalist!
Back to Biz: If you see gongs that are offered WITH stands and you want them without, we certainly do sell them that way. If you see gongs offered WITHOUT stands and you want a stand, we can arrange that too.
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Or check our FAQ in our WHO WE BE section.
Yes, we ship lots of different ways and to different countries. On most gongs. And it sometimes requires you to email or call us to handle the specifics. But we do, all for you.
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