Best Man Speech : Thursday, September 16, 2004

Big Vern

Well I took Bob to the drugstore today before the ceremony and as we walked past the condom section he had a few questions. “What are all these condoms for,” Bob asked. “Well you see that 3 pack there, that’s for when you’re in High School. One for Friday night and two for Saturday night.” I respond. “Oh I see,” Bob says, “ and what is the 6 pack for?” “Well Bob that’s for when you’re in college. 2 for Friday night, 3 for Saturday night and one for Sunday morning,” I say. “Ok, but then what the heck is the 12 pack for” Bob asks with a confused look on his face. “Oh that’s for when you get married. One for January, One for February, One for March…” (laughter) May your married life be packed with pleasure…Congratulations!!!