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Online Catalogue:Novelty Gifts

NunzillaNunzilla(Reference #ng1)
Say your prayers; Nunzilla is back with a vengeance - who wound her up this time? Nunzilla is made of hard plastic with an intimidating expression. She stands 2 inches tall and when wound up, sparks shoot from her mouth. You were warned. click here to view a larger photo


Price:   £4.25 


Strip Tease Pens(Reference #ng2)
Strip Tease Pens. Just tip and watch them strip. Male and female strippers available. 


Price:   £3.00 

Strip Tease Pens
sex of pen


Heart shaped sunglasses.Heart shaped sunglasses.(Reference #ng10)
Sunshine your love with these heart-shaped retro sun glasses. Select your shade colour from the drop down menu below. 


Price:   £10.00 

choose your colour
pink shades
blue shades


D.i.y snowglobe(Reference #fun9)
Do it yourself snowdomes. Just place your own photos within the globe. Ideal for wedding placement cards, and lots of cool promotions.  click here to see larger image


Price:   £5.00 

D.i.y snowglobe


Glow in the dark starsGlow in the dark stars(Reference #fun12)
Sold in a pack of assorted sizes for you to stick in your bedroom or on the fridge or anywhere you so wish. Just expose the stars to a light for a few minutes. Then turn the light off and watch the stars glow as if by magic.  


Price:   £3.50 


Love dice - glow(Reference #61)
A playful and erotic way to bring the fun back into your bedroom. Just roll the dice and obey the commands. 


Price:   £3.00 

Love dice - glow


Furry Love CuffsFurry Love Cuffs(Reference #62)
Strong metal cuffs with furry covers and locks for when you want to be close to the one you love. Will you be the master or slave? Available in Black or Red. 


Price:   £5.00 

choose you colour


Pig Catapult - So pigs can fly!!!!!(Reference #ng44)
The first catapults were built around 200 B.C. to hurl flaming 6-pound javelins. Now you can use the same basic mechanism to launch tiny plastic pigs through the air with the Pig Catapult. You may question the concept at first, but trust us, after propelling a few pigs across the room you’ll be a believer too. Each 5-3/4" (14.6) long plastic shooting device comes with ample pig ammo for a full-fledged pig-flinging party!  


Price:   £4.95 

Pig Catapult - So pigs can fly!!!!!


Parking Goddess Parking Goddess (Reference #nd7aa)

More Religious kitsch from kitsch shop with this 2-1/2" Windup Parking Space Goddess, just stick it to your dashboard, wind her up and as she flaps her wings, she attempts to seek out that hidden parking space. Made of shiny silver plastic. The back of the card features a prayer to offer the Goddess for best results.  


Price:   £3.50 


Corgi - Lotus Esprit Turbo - For Your Eyes Only(Reference #bondcar1)
Scale: 1:36 Dimensions: 120mm From For Your Eyes Only. With Bond's skis firmly in place, this sleek sports car with its 2.2litre turbo engine leaves his enemies standing. Model features -Skis.

(Taken from the Corgi ultimate Bond Collection)

 


Price:   £8.50 

Corgi - Lotus Esprit Turbo - For Your Eyes Only


Corgi - Toyota GT - You Only Live TwiceCorgi - Toyota GT - You Only Live Twice(Reference #bondcar2)
Scale: 1:43 Dimensions: 130mm From You Only Live Twice. The boot-mounted rockets and on-board closed-circuit television ensured Bond escaped unscathed, even though he didn't get to drive. Model features - Rear Rocket Launcher

(Taken from the Corgi ultimate Bond Collection)

 


Price:   £8.50 


Miraclebra Bath Pillow(Reference #funny4a)
Just what he always wanted - An inflatable bra C cup bath pillow - rest your head on this lovely pair in the bath...

 


Price:   £4.95 

Miraclebra Bath Pillow


Spud Gun - die castSpud Gun - die cast(Reference #spudgun)
Spud Gun - This is a 4 in 1 one die cast spud gun, great fun for parties, office showdowns, and lots more.

This toy gun has 4 functions hence the phrase 4 in 1:

Potatoe gun

fires bullets

click gun

shoots water

(sold in assorted colours) 


Price:   £3.50 

Online Catalogue:Novelty Gifts



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