Picture Perfect

Looking for a quick laugh of the visual
variety? Web Wombat offers some great
pictures and cartoons for your enjoyment.

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Dial Up: Your latest superhero is just a phonecall away!
Tasty Treat: Our best gag yet?
Eat Up: "Don't eat that. You'll ruin your dinner!"
Short Round: What? Why would this be strange?
High Tower: Reason #1 why you should never upset a girlfriend.
Crash Course: Finally, some back-door action on the internet!

Cop Chase: Life on the beat - it's tough...
Big Mac: The only survivor after nuclear war.
Cute Kitty: "Someone call the RSPCA!"
Rude Box: Pimp My Ride gone horribly wrong.
Shock Top: You must be this tall to ride.
Pee Wee: "I shouldn't have had that extra large cola..."

Road Safety: Look left, look write?
Big Balls: Get'em young!
Beer O'Clock: Keep your thought to yourself next time...
Boogie Time: Who says we aren't raunchy enough!
Really Desperate: The truth hurts...
Petrol Tank: Everyone is being affected by the current fuel prices.

Puppy Love: I'm gonna kill that puppy!
Cactus Jack: This is a true outdoors-man
Fishy Business: "I told my wife I was working late...how do I explain this?"
Wizard Watch: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Bone.
Body Art: "...Or as his close friends call him: Nipple Bum".
Beavis and Butthead: Sadly, this is so accurate.

Snack Attack: Dinner time!
Old Timer: Wait until you see Grandma's outfit.
Tag Dag: Johnny Depp seems to be making some extra cash on the side.
Dance Break: A sure fire way to clear the dancefloor.
Tent Pitching: True love.
Movie Buff: Tron audiences were literally left divided.

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Beach Balls: Read all about it...
Handy Work: Perhaps this is Victoria's real Secret.
Twisted Tales: See the person, not the disability.
Story Time #2: "What do you mean mummy likes to eat tacos?".
Kiddie Corner: Poor Big Bird!
Whale Watcher: Hung like a horse, or could actually eat a horse?

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Chicken Little: Isn't this the biggest cock you've ever seen!
Winding Winner: Roll with it...
Mel's Hell: The real reason for Mel Gibson's drunken rampage.
Splish Splash: "Um...Man Overboard"
Big Blow: Good to see Cher still has it!
Ass End: You can't win them all...

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Pump Up: The newest way to save on petrol!
Big Bite: Looks can be decieving.
Shoe Biz: ...and people called her crazy.
Brushing Up: Who needs a dental plan when you can chain smoke?
Wolf Creek: "So I guess ordering a pizza is out of the question..."
Parking Permit: A little bit closer..closer...closer...to close.

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Foot Soldiers: Protecting your country...
Police Raid: "Can I ask you a question officer?"
Weight Watchers: "The diet starts tomorrow, I swear!".
Wild Weather: Global warming - here we come!
Story Time!: Sometimes learning can get a little blue...
Wife Remote: Diamonds are a man's best friend.

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Flying High!: I feel the need. The need, for speed!
Kitty Cushion: "Whatever you do, don't sit down!"
Car Wash: For some reason, this is the most popular carwash in town.
Blow Up: Like Father, Like Son.
Big Night-Out: Is there such thing as too much pussy?
Sticky Track: Watch out for the pips!

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Big Foot: Sometimes, they just don't turn out the way you expect.
Big Bite: I think he needs the RACV.
Tasty Tooth: This is why they never show you the faces on those ads!
Tip Top: He was fired three days later...
Mouse Hunt: It always pays to be prepeared.
Guessing Game: Life can be cruel sometimes...but oh, so funny!

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Bad Neighbour: Just when you thought it was safe to mow the lawn.
Parking Space: I should have just caught the train!
Baby Face: Everyone..."Awwww".
Post That!: Proudly brought to you by OfficeWorks.
Mighty Wet : This is one for the boys!
Shell Phone: The miracle of modern technology

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Air Strike: Kids just love playing with animals.
Bar Tab: Some mates would bend over backwards for each other.
Chewy Balls: Has anyone got 20 cents?
Unkempt Kitten: Static electricity is a great discovery.
Close Shave : Does Jim's Mowing do this as well?
Pub Night: Whatever you do...don't touch the bar nuts!

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Horse Play: What Prince Charles doesn't want you to see...
Snap Shot: This would hurt like Puck.
Stronger Man: Speedo's are always attractive.
Lift Off: Mabye he should stick to lawn bowls.
Head First: This guy is still adapting to playing "Down Under".
Big Kick: Men, all together now: "Ouuuch"
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Finnish Fun: Perhaps this guy needs a new hobby.
Snap Shot: This is why blondes get no respect!
Tubby Tabby: "Quickly, hide the Snappy Tom".
Flexible Fatty: Just imagine him in the bedroom.
Good Grief: Dog on a hot tin roof.
Pointing Fingers: At some point, you can't hold your alcohol

FIFA World Cup: Where's Castro the cat?
Lion Raw: It's the same in all species.
Pressure Crack: Now that's a 7-10 split!
Mish Mash: Where did the rider go?! No really, where is he??
Sit Up: Why would you even need to buy weights?
Mac Time: Not fat, just big boned.
Hoff Target: We just can't get en-hoff of these...

Fun Bags: Safety doesn't take a holiday.
Swim Fan: "Can someone get him a towel!"
Boat Show: Weird but true!
Easy Wee: Watch your step.
Highway Patrol: "I'm not drunk, I swear..."
Open Wide: Have you ever heard the term 'Toothbrush'?

Early Bird: Why you should always sleep in a tent.
Down Time: The Lion, The Witch...and the Steam Roller?
Eagle Eye: "You are the wind beneath my wings".
Dog Lover: Why pets should be kept outside!
Roller Coaster: A picture says a thousand words...
Toilet Break: Public urinals are so convenient these days.

Sausage Sizzle: Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Wet Chook: Some have it to easy.
Puppy Pillow: Sneaky. Very, very sneaky.
Smoko Break: The next "Mother of the Year".
Speed Demon: Imagine the fine!
Toll Booth: Patience is a virtue.

Milk Bar: A glass a day keeps the doctor away.
Balance Act: A quality parking spot.
Modest Figures: Bikini's are incredibly sexy!
Danger Ahead: Welcome to our lovely town.
Polar Bear: How do you know when you've taken the wrong turn?
Priceless Memories: "And I would have got away with it if it weren't for those kids!"

Pitch Fork: Don't get angry, get even.
Stand Tall: A hard act to follow.
Window Seat: This one is a crack-up!
Look Hard: Try and figure out this one.
That Tickles: Another children's classic?
Hair Cut: "I asked for a trim!!"

Wrong Mouse: Ctl, Alt, Delete.
Prickly Cactus: What happens in the desert, stays in the desert.
Phone Bill: "We're gonna need back-up"
Dress Ups: A pet isn't just for Christmas...Halloween is ok to!
Bad Head!: I'd forget my own if it wasn't screwed on.
Big Drop: Doesn't it make you feel good to see a child enjoying life!

Dog Tired: Aren't they going to be embarrassed in the morning!
Cut Above: The number one reason against home haircutting.
Hot Dog: Do you really know what your food is made of?
Stomach Ache: This can't be healthy
Sick Day: How do you explain this to the wife?
Book Club: Who says romance is dead?

Skirting Issues: Always look your best on photo day.
Scared Stiff: Perhaps he's a cat person.
Orange Juice: Insect this one a little closer.
Boat Race: Is this real??
Wedding Cake: She could have least waited until they cut it.
Wedding Night: If only he could turn back time...

Bike Boy: The safer way to travel..
Claim #2112: Why men should always as for directions.
Baby Boomer: A future U.S President?
Big Appetite: Any one for a Pup-cicle?
Road Safety: Dangerous curves ahead.
Rocking Chair: Why never to upset your wife.

Drive By: They aren't all like this?
Kitty Litter: Not for animal lovers.
Formula Fun: The next Mick Doohan.
Budding Tycoon: Sit back and relax with this one.
Surf's Up: A good way to waste away those rainy days.
Picture Perfect: In one word.....Sexy!.

Internet Geek: "It's not what it looks like, I swear..."
Sky Die-ve: Lucky he didn't go tandem jumping.
Carry On: The perfect relationship.
Old School: Some truly entertaining graffiti.
Bum Wrap: When one just isn't enough!
Weight Watchers: Another contender for the 2006 Commonwealth Games.

Fish Lips: The cutest couple you'll ever see.
Big Rescue: Hope they don't fall...up?
Alluring Adonis: Here's one for the ladies.
Big Night: Why you should never go out drinking with friends.
Pile Up: Has anyone seen my car?
Sweet Tooth: The most satisfying soft drink yet!

Bad Bike: This guy is in some wheel trouble.
Dark Knight: "Holy flat sidewalk Batman!"
Jaws' Revenge: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.
Blow Job: The up-side of being Scottish.
Flight Plan: Bloody discount airlines!
Icy Situation: Perhaps you should take the bus.

Fish Tales: Easily the catch of the day!
Wet 'n' Wild: At least he'll float.
Creepy Crawly: The real reason people are afraid of going to Iraq.
Joy Ride: Caution - Wide Load.
Freefall Frisbee: The reason you shouldn't take pets on holiday .
Campaign Trail: This is a real vote of confidence.

Toilet Roll: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the toilet...
Safety First: Bike rides arn't as healthy as first thought.
Brainy Puppy: How much is that doggy in the window?
Big Cheer: Equal opportunity in action.
Close Shave: Taking the 3-day growth look to the extreme.
Dim Sim: This may take a while to flush!

Bike Ride: Guess who won the race.
Say Cheese: For all the kids who don't think sugar is bad for them.
Dream Team: I dont't remember eating spaghetti...
Dirty Dancing: Some guys are just lucky in love.
Quirky Cat: Does anything bug you about this kitty?
Clean Up: We've all had a night like this before!

Pile Up: Perhaps they should have taken the bus.
Big Bite: This one is a real mouthful.
Wet Dream: Does anyone have a bucket?
Train Delay: Don't you hate having to weight for the train!?
Take Off: AirBus A380 or AirBoat A380?
Surf's Up: These beach goers struggle to stay afloat.

Looking Tired: If you like a bit of fluff, then you'll love this one.
Top Up: Opening the floodgates to cheap fuel.
Royal Salute: Protocol demands we stand to attention.
Electrifying Event: Australian gymnasts do it tough.
Precise Language: ...And watch out for the crocodiles.
Skid Mark: Be careful where you tread.

Big Talent: Here's something to impress your mates with
Shoe String: Not really a cover-up.
Serious People: Just the thing to instill confidence in their service quality..
Bosom Buddies: Now isn't that the sweetest..
Clean Up: Cleaning up after the Christmas party.
Fine Print: You have to read it very carefully.

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One Hump of Two: No fast getaway with this one.
Lazy Dog: A real carpetbagger.
Flappin' in the Wind: Mr Elasticity strikes again.
Loose Fit: A learner with water wings.
Tent City: Well, he had to pitch it somewhere.
Big Break: What do you mean the part is already taken?

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Tight Fit: Some just have to take what they can get.
Double Take: No, your eyes are not deceiving you.
Look Closely: The winners won't be selected on intelligence.
The Sack: One can definitely clean up with this job.
Things Go Better: Some people are just so talented.
I do: Up to the day everything looks rosy. And then ...

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Can't Be Blonde: Surely this is someone having a lend of you.
Blunt Warning: Clear enough for the thickest dog owner.
See-Saw: On a scale of 0 to 10, this has to be a ...
Unhappy Kids: For some Christmas may never come.
Dirty Car: Remember, always wash before staying out late with the girls.
Well, Um, Ahh!: What can we say about this one?

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Cool Biker: The latest in flow through ventilation.
Sniff Sniff: How to wake up with a hangover and not through drinking.
Man's Best Friend: Going overboard with loyalty
Very Discrete: And this is NOT a fire hydrant.
Escape Clause: Out there with the best of them.
Amen!: Is about all you'd get a chance to say.

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Partners in Crime: Rub-a-dub-dub.
Neighbourhood Watch: Just keeping an eye on things.
Formidable Weapons: Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours!
A Bad Day: But could it get any worse?
Going Nowhere: Not even going around in circles.
Superman: And his part-time job.

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Just Relax: What to do after a good feed.
Workaholic: For those who just can't break from work.
First Generation: All good inventions have to start somewhere.
Better Than Help: Now this is an improvement to an old (not so) favourite.
High Maintenance: Talk about getting the claws in.
Shadow Puppets: Someone who needs a hand.

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Cold Kiss: Hope there's no tongue involved.
Pole Dancing: Now this would liven up the trip.
Call The Cops!: Hey Johnny, does this qualify?
Matched Pair?: Unlikely outcome.
Lucky Landing: No matter which way you slice or dice it.
Going Overboard: A Cousteau invention?

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