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If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive. (anonymous)
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08-07-2007 02:34 PM
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I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. (Dan Quayle)
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08-04-2007 05:04 PM
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Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. (Ken Dodd)
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06-26-2007 03:28 AM
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If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. (Mark Twain)
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08-06-2007 08:12 AM
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Oh, the places you'll go! (Dr. Seuss)
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07-05-2007 03:38 PM
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The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. (Britney Spears)
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07-11-2007 02:43 PM
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That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! (The Holiday Armadillo)
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07-18-2007 12:59 PM
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International Travel
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A person who never travels believes his mother's cooking is the best in the world. (African proverb)
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06-20-2007 07:32 AM
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Travel like Gandhi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. (Rick Steves)
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03-29-2007 04:23 AM
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. (Steven Wright)
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10-09-2006 09:05 AM
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A man, a plan, a canal: Panama. (Leigh Mercer)
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10-23-2006 08:18 AM
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In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. (Julia Child)
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07-03-2007 07:55 PM
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Latins are tenderly enthusiastic. In Brazil they throw flowers at you. In Argentina they throw themselves. (Marlene Dietrich)
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06-10-2007 03:33 PM
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. (Charles Schultz)
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10-10-2006 05:52 AM
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Other Forums
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No jokes here - just advice, ideas, and discussions on how to get more bookings!
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07-18-2007 12:57 PM
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Two great talkers will not travel far together. (Spanish proverb)
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07-29-2007 03:16 PM
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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'
(Steven Wright)
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03-28-2007 10:21 PM
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I used to go to the driving range to practice driving without slicing. Now I go to the driving range to practice slicing without swearing. (Bruce Lansky)
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09-22-2006 06:54 AM
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I wasn't born to ski, I was born to work. But I got laid off. (Warren Miller)
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05-17-2007 03:32 PM
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You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. (Franklin P. Jones)
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05-15-2007 09:14 PM
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The more I know about men the more I like dogs. (Gloria Allred)
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09-23-2006 05:32 PM
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When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money. (Susan Heller)
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04-12-2007 12:34 PM
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Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. (Steven Wright)
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05-03-2007 08:17 AM
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If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. (Will Kommen)
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04-05-2007 02:43 AM
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