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Humorous Fish Jokes, Stories and More!

You Know your a true Alaskan fisherman when:

1. Your fridge and freezer has more bait then food.

2. You raid your wife's jewelry box for new "lures".

3. The local hospital E.R. keeps your file on standby during the fly fishing season.

4. The bumper sticker on your truck says "A bad day of fishing still beats a good day at work"

5. Your "tackle box" is a 5 gallon bucket.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

Funny Fish Cartoon

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Fish Widow

Bob and two of his buddies have gone fishing every Sunday for nearly 25 years. One Sunday, the guys are fishing from their boat in a lake close to town when a slow moving funeral processional drives by. Well, Bob lays down his fishing pool, quietly stands up in the boat and takes off his lucky hat placing it over his heart. Being rather large in size, the processional takes several minutes to completely pass by. Once out of sight, Bob quietly sits down, puts his hat on and cast out without saying a word. Needless to say his buddies are floored by his actions and after a few minutes of awkward silence one of them finally speaks up and says to Bob, "that sure was a respectful thing you did there when they went by". To that Bob replied, "It seems like the least I could do seeing as how I've been married to that woman for over twenty-five years!"

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