Mad Gammer Nudity
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Mad Gammer Nudity once taught Wee Flaudia. She's been better.
Mad Gammer Nudity is a very old, short and fat lady. Her life has basically consisted of going crazier every day, and the strain of running a shop in Ankh-Morpork for a few years didn't exactly improve her mental hygiene. Although moving to Razorback hasn't reversed the process, it seems at least to have slowed it down a little. A crazy light shines from within her runny eyes and driblets of drivel chase each other merrily from the corners of her mouth. She is in good shape. She is standing. You can't help but notice forty-two warts upon her face. She has a flatiron floating around her. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, an old black cloak and a pointy black hat. Carrying: a large yellow bottle and a large turquoise bottle. Her purse is tinkling with coins.
She has a puppy Smudge:
This is probably the cutest puppy you have ever seen. He looks just a couple of months old, and so far it is impossible to tell what breed he is. He is in good shape. He is standing. Wearing : a puppy collar.
She teaches the ogling squint method.