So easy one har?
After getting a frag against yet another inept Quake ambush king.
- Tan Chee Soo

Its supposed to be quite not bad.
My extremely non-commital short review of Gene Wars.
- Alvin Chee

Challenge me lah.
Vainly attempting to get someone to play Quake against him.
- Hariharan Mahedevan

Ah ... excuse me ah, your washing machine ready already.
A cryptic phone call which had the other side totally confused.
- Unnamed Electrical Repairman

They have no mission in life.
On drivers who do anything less than 90km/h on expressways.
- Alvin Chee

If har, no concept ... (approx 3 seconds) ... very bad.
On the importance of basic concepts.
- Unnamed NTU Lecturer