To the tune of "One Week" By Barenaked Ladies PArody by Will Nightblade It's been one week since we got to see Tycho and Gabriel DMing in Quake 3 Five days since the bizarre jokes about Kingpin, And the cruel riffing of Unreal, Half-Life and then Sin. Three days since the Dreamcast reviews The Dolphin'll be better but what are you gonna do? Yesterday you raved about Mechwarrior But it'll still be two days till you admit you play Minesweeper. Hold me now and watch the joystick as I make you shoot and kick, you'll think you're looking at Halo. I summon Zealots to the base although I like the Terran race, I like the Archons because they can cloak the other men. Hot like Kingpin when I bust heads, beat that mofo dead, because I'm all about the crowbar. Descent's got the mad hits, you try to match wits, you fail because the AI's range is too far. Gonna take a break and twitch and stare because I'd like a subwoofer VR chair like at Sharper Image it's the finest for the gamers. The PSX is slow because you know the box'll overheat and blow. It's so cheap you'll have to sign a waiver. How can I help it if I like to use God Mode? Change the splash screen by hexediting the datacode. I'm the kinda guy who laughs at Superman Don't understand what I mean? Play Titus' version. I'm the kinda guy who keeps a gamepad inside my sleeve. I have the tendancy of scorching my shirt. It's been one week since we got to see Gabe with the Railgun, Tycho with the BFG Five days since badass console reviews Zelda 2's already been delayed but what are you gonna do? Three days since a rehash of Doom Good, bad, you're the guy with the gun, ka-boom! Yesterday you telefragged me For two days I'll hunt you until you say you're sorry... PaRappa the Rapper the really wierdass game Game mags love it although it's really rather quite lame Playing Resident Evil with no lights on, In la zombie maison, I'll find the secret movie in this one. Like Shigeru Miyamoto we got the MAD games, Like Ricky Martin we're gonna flame - the games- you knew that, so why ask why? Like Will N. we got wierdass filk Hey gamer- got milk? In Tribes the scout's a pain in the ass to fly. Gonna get a betta subwoofer You know- the kind that begs for more Just so my walls can boom and vibrate. Gonna get in tune with Squaresoft soon Because their RPGs have got the boom Video games- Tifa makes me think the wrong thing! How can I help it when video games get me kinda mad? Beat down the Blockbuster clerk and now I feel kinda bad. I'm the kind of guy who laughs at Sega Can't understand what I mean? Use the Saturn. I'm the kind of guy who keeps arcade tokens in my sleeve I have a tendancy of ripping off my shirt It's been one weeks since we got to see Tycho and Gabe partying at E3 Five days since you shot at me I still have the plasma burns but at least I got the blue key. Three days since my HD got even more room You realized to use Zipdisks not a moment too soon Yesterday you got some new games for me to see But it'll still be two days 'til you finally play me... But it'll still be two days 'til you finally play me... But it'll still be two days 'til you finally play me... TNT2, the home of great 3D.... But it'll still be two days 'til you finally play me...