Dan Searched By Police, Carrying Battle-Axe!
A picture from Axe Man Dan, Winter 2001.
"Well, what do we do with you now?" asked the police officer, after the search (which had revealed nothing more than lots of keys, a phallic-looking torch, a pack of cards, and a tampon) was complete.
"I expect that's mainly up to you," replied Dan, "You being the police officer, and all."
"Well, we could take you and your axe up the hill and escort you home," he said.
"Mm-hmm," Dan said, "Could my friends come along for the ride?" He gestured accross the street, where Rory and De were waiting, looking bored. The police officer shook his head disdainfully. "What're the other options, then?"
"We could take you back to the police station under arrest for carrying an offensive weapon."
"I don't like that idea, either. What's the third option?"
"There isn't a third option."
"Guess I'll be riding with you then." Dan turned and spoke to Rory and De. "I'll catch you two back on campus," he said, "You can pay for your taxi!"
As the police car pulled away, Dan had one more question for the confused officers:
"Have you ever visited AvAngel.com?"