Star Wars vs. Titanic

Who Deserves The Glory?

This Webpage Just Got Updated!

Hell is Freezing Over!

I had a dream about Titanic last night. It was very romantic and heartwrenching. But I know the magical rule that dreams are only interesting to those who had the dream so I decided to do the next best thing, update my webpage. It was truly a calling. I'm sure all my loyal fans were aching for more!

When the moon is full and a black goat is sacrificed into a fiery pentagram, I shall return to rule and bring along with me famine, pestilence, war, fear, and eventually death! The page just never dies!

Charles Foster Kane says, "Boycott Titanic!"

Here swings the body of Leonardo DiCaprio. May the crows tear the flesh from his rotted corpse.

Got A Problem With My Star Wars History and/or Sequence of Events?
Star Wars and Titanic Live in Harmony on Napster
The Titanic Slide
Luke vs. Jack
Leia vs. Rose
Vader vs. Cal
Tribute To My Favorite Titanic Character
The Real Ship of Dreams
The Ships Today
Ugliest Female Vocalist
Things To Do Instead Of Watching Titanic
Titanic is Good On Video. No, Really...
Star Wars Drinking Game(not my page but good anyway)
Salute To Ian
Do You Love My Page?
Do You Hate My Page?
The Anti-Titanic Webring

It seems the thing that pisses people off the most about my page is that I compare two completely diffrent movies. They say you can't do that. Obviously I CAN do that or the page would not exist. To add further injury to insult, I've decided to compare more things that are irrelevant to each other and to my entire page.

This Page Is Wretchedly Under Construction

people have succumbed to my power

1998 *Jennifer*

"Why are you still eating?"
"I'm still hungry."
-Citizen Kane

This Anti-Titanic Webring site is owned by
Jennifer the Ringmaster.

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