04.06.+1
Instead of working on the site, I watched WILDEST POLICE VIDEOS. Insane actions from extreme suspects! This crazed crackhead would rather kill than be caught! Now he's putting the lives of inocent childeren at risk! Hello TV dream come true!
04.05.+1
Hey, with America Online it's fast and easy. I just point and click...wait. That's not it. Wow, I've got email! I just click on the mailbox and...uh...dammit...Application in use?
04.04.+1
Planned to work on site, but got caught up in new FOX reality series, BOOT CAMP. That wacky Recruit Myer! Give me more slow motion shots of drill instructors screaming. You hear me, maggot?
04.03.+1
Screw this website thing.
04.02.+1
This manual is really helpful! I couldn't figure out how to start a new document, but the user guide explains it in five short pages. Who could possibly guess, I go to FILE, then NEW? There is no mention anywhere of how to specify the color of a box. Must be an advanced problem.
04.01.+1
Not sure what it does, but I spent 400 dollars on state of the art web authoring software, Adobe Golive 5.0. New features include Cyberobjects and 360 degree code. Tech support guy stumped when I ask him how to make a box yellow.
03.31.+1
Slight disagreement with mouth-breathing boyfriend that opening graphic not flashy enough. It just doesn't have enough PADOW! Yeah, well, maybe I can do it better myself! Fine. Leave. I'll do a website that will kick your ass!
03.30.+1
Geeky boyfriend discovered that the domain name Minuete.com had not been taken. Told him to spend less time talking, and more time making me a website. Better get while the getting is good. Greedy fantasies about spinning off an IPO start.
