Top Sellers
American Bald Eagle
Now Only $429.99
(while supplies last)

Red King Snake
Only $10.95 a dozen

Koala - Adult
Only $1,200 each
(limit 1 per customer)

Feral Cat - Australian
Only $45

Afghan Hound
Only $424.95

Hamsters
Only $9.99 Live
Only $29.95 Ready to Eat
(sold in packs of 12)

March 28, 2002

Top Product

Easter Bunny and Chicks
Every year at Easter, families buy thier children baby bunnies and chicks. After a few months, these poor animals are usually brought to a shelter and disposed of. Pets or Food™ is proud to announce a special Easter special that solves this horrible problem. For one low price you get:
   - a baby bunny
   - three baby chicks
   - a three month supply of feed
   - a cleaver and block
   - butchering and cooking instructions
Only $49.99

Special Features
From the CEO
We're dedicated to bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices. Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a SuperBowl party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.™
Sidney Zwibel, CEO Pets or Food
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Free Shipping Offer
Place a Pets Ready to Eat (PRE™) order over $200 and Pets or Food™ will ship your order for free!
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Pets or Food™ is Organic
When ever possible, our animals are raised in a hormone and pesticed free environment. All of our organic products meet California's Organic Foods requirements.
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Pet Ready to Eat™ or PRE's™
What is a Pet Ready to Eat™? Pets or Food's™ patented method of food preperation that delivers only the best cuts of meat and bountiful giblets for discriminating connoisseurs.
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Testimonials
Prison System
"State law requires us to serve inmates 4 ounces of meat with lunch and dinner, but our budgets keep getting cut by the state legislature. By buying our meat in bulk from Pets or Food, we're saving money, coming in under budget and we can still afford jerseys for the guards' bowling league."

Warden Jay Miller
Texas State Correctional Department

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