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to link to an entry, just add the date, as in http://www.otherlanguages.org/#2002august6th

May 22nd; Esther takes me to see Miriam's new Afro-beat band.

May 21st; Young Kristina gets stern with me.
May 20th; Rob wakes from a dream (he says) today in which Andrei finds me in an Internet cafe, persuades me to buy his cut-price airline off him for 99 forints, I go to the airport with the documents, enter the cockpit of my aeroplane, let friends on board, fly to Brussels, land in an EU building, and give a talk there about micro-currencies.

May 19th; A harmonious lesson with Hussam. Later Gordon hosts.
May 18th; Rob and I encounter sporty student vet Anke.

May 17th; Ryan meets me for coffee, gives me a photocopy of a Rorty article about postmodernism.
May 16th; My children get nervous on stage, but the event goes quite well. Train back east, with a short rest at Vienna's Westbahnhof.

May 15th; More classes, this afternoon the friskiest yet.
May 14th; In a rather pretentious set of short essays in Wired , including space space, bush space, and dump space, this eerie piece about euro space asks to be read.

May 13th; Much better. Lots of sleep and my charming class show me around their town in the sunshine.
May 12th; A long day. I'm in Zistersdorf.

May 11th; On the lunchtime train to Austria with Friendly Owl [Catherine, I should say], Bob, Dave, & Maurice to Austria ignoring studied rudeness of MAV dining-car staff.
May 10th; I see inside Henry's flat, and Robin encourages me to make the game-show with Puedi extreme & demonic.

May 9th; Tamas kindly lets Robin, Istvan and I in through the stage door to see his extreme fashion show, involving mirrored-sunglasses-wearing models snipping audience members' sleeves with scissors, Jelena dressed in a birthday-cake fairy-godmother ballgown, and a platform-mounted foetus girl howling inside a stocking bag. Highlights included pairs of models in ripped black underwear walking very carefully because of being attached to each other by a black, concertina-ing trunk like those over wedding-photographers' zoom lenses [one pair joined at the mouth, one pair joined at the breast, and one shimmying duo joined at the groin]. Most fetching was a gazelle-like mannequin in high heels and a revealing frame-like dome-skirt cage decked in candles showing off her legs to excellent effect.
Friendly Owl SMSs me a work offer in Austria.
May 8th; A money mix-up. Someone else called Mark gets paid instead of me.

May 7th; Presumably this weblog, A Flight Risk, supposedly by a rich young heiress fleeing an arranged marriage, is someone having a crack at writing a suspense-filled, page-clicking novel in web-diary form. Hooked?
May 6th; How could uberchick not deserve a look?

May 5th; It seems I am a 'Low-fidelity All-Star Hipster' with totally natural cool, and I know all the words to Kung Fu Fighting, reveals a quiz uncovered by parallax.
First warm, sticky day. Trees are filled with some kind of hyacinth-type blossom.
May 4th; A mighty Chinese dictionary found by languagehat.

May 3rd; Out in sun and cool breezes outside the kebab place, two Hungarian alternative lads in grubby checked shirts and dirty blonde dreadlocks are eating. I sit at another table across from what looks like a strangely-shaped brown rucksack on one of the white metal garden chairs. When it moves, I realise it's a very large bird of prey with a leather hood over its head. A lot larger than Nina's Puppy, the boys refer to it as a type of eagle. Wrapped in its own enormous wings, like a brown Orson Welles cloak, it looked very big and nasty, quite capable of pecking the eyes out of an unemployed translator at a neighbouring table, were it unhooded and able to spot one. Then I notice a second, smaller bird, only handbag-sized, perhaps a hawk or kestrel, perched on the edge of their table. Probably belonging to the smaller Hungarian male.
May 2nd; Out for drinks with Richard. We chat about Colombian women, Adam Smith, and the Post Office internal investigation unit.

May 1st; I pick up the things I left at Vista from Heather, such as my handy guide to Germany's parliament, then get over to Gordon's.
April 30th; My American Spectator article is up.

April 29th; Nigel says SARS is a C disease. Here's his handy Gulf security lexicon.
With Jim & Gordon, I meet a different Robin. Alex introduces me to delightful Vesna and Olivera, both from Novi Sad.
April 28th; For whoever came asking how to translate pineapple into other languages, it is 'ananas' in s e v e r a l languages.

April 27th; I went to the gym. Goodness.
April 26th; Abundant food, drink, and company at Steve's birthday party he & pregnant Noemi hold, but I feel morose and leave early.

April 25th; After dark, genial Gordon introduces me to Wayne, a writer & photographer who studied Hungarian in London.
Earlier, a kind woman directs me to some brisk cosmetics chicks in the metro underpass. I buy a darling set of nail scissors and clippers in a little clear pouch for 450 forints, priced at less than a fifth of Eine Deutsche NailScissor in brushed matt steel from Douglas upstairs in the shopping centre. Out on Ferdinand Bridge across the railway tracks, I took the pack out and in long yellow early-evening sunlight I very carefully clipped and filed the precious 1/8" of nail on my left fingers, the ones not bitten down to the quick like my right.
April 24th; Checking e-mail in the late-night Internet cellar bar, I spend the small hours of Thursday staring into a PC trying to ignore jolly pool-players & a bar television tuned to a football match. At around 2am, the last drinking customer left gets bored and switches the TV to a local porn channel. A cross-looking man is shafting a reasonably svelte brunette in white thong. She moans at polite intervals. It opens in close-up and the 3 of us, proprietor, patron and I, watch for about a minute in thoughtful silence. Then the camera shows the brunette's face, and customer remarks in mild surprise that he knows the girl. He tells us which bar she drinks at, but the weary Internet-kocsma proprietor is not sure where that bar is. The customer gives directions.

April 23rd; Last twinge of shoulder pain as I wake up. Busy day. While teaching Kristina, her mother Marina pops in, looking particularly swish in a striking gold top with stylish gold and red slacks. Marina and I chat briefly about Lenin's deal with the Okhrana, and Andropov's role in helping his protege Gorbachev to power. Once she is out of the room, exasperated young Kristina cries out in her almost-American accent "That was SO boring!!" Her mother immediately shouts back in English from the stairs outside "It's not boring, Kristina, it's the history of your country!"
Later, in the Pot Kulcs bar, Colleen tells me that she has 500 teapots.
April 22nd; Driving with Robin into Kecskemet, we meet Zsolt, a ceramic artist, at his studio, and eat and drink until I must catch the last train. Where I meet Colleen, an old colleague of Marion. Two students in our dimly-lit carriage quietly watch American television on a laptop balanced on their knees as the postal night train takes us north through Hungary.

April 21st; Seems this man, Sina Motallebi has just been arrested in Iran for keeping a weblog. Via samizdata and Hossein Derakhshan.
Jeremy cooks a wonderful lamb lunch and we all sit around in the shade.
April 20th; Kristos Anesti! Happy Easter Sunday, renewal is here once again. Thanks to Greek friends Giannoulis, Szuni at Vista, and John's dad. Yesterday, Letty, 91/2, volunteered a suggestion on how I can get a girlfriend. "You should dye your hair perhaps blue or red, and then you could go to a disco and meet girls there." Such clarity of thought. More motorbiking down rutted tracks of soft, powdery dust between sunlit fields. Shoulder still dodgy.

April 19th; Last night Jeremy and Robin picked me up from Lakitelek in the Russian bike with sidecar. We motor about in the dark. After a lot of sleep, the shoulder hurts less but still feels very weak. In car to Szentes with Gyorgyi and 3 children, including a vigorously naughty Bela. Jeremy achieves some kind of breakthrough fixing the 1968 motorbike he describes as "a bit of a noiser". The puszta is flat, windy and has reeds and bullrushes stretching for miles in every direction.
April 18th; Woke up in pain - my left shoulder hurts all day as if I damaged it in my sleep. Gorgeous sunshine.

April 17th; Wonderful dinner at Jim and Julia's with Gordon, Diane and friends. I drink far too much wine.
April 16th; Another day doing local-currency stuff.

April 15th; Intense, melatonin-fuelled dreams continue.
April 14th; Robin is still in town. He and Istvan reintroduce me to Goran, who gives me some delicious cod he battered earlier. A possible impulse trip to Belgrade tomorrow briefly captures our imaginations.

April 13th; Morning coffee with David and visiting poet Antony. Pineapple milkshake with Diane in brilliant sunshine. Later a Tarot reading from Elysia while Tamas plays background guitar in his yellow cardigan and rustles up a quick supper. I draw the Hermit and the Priestess three times in succession. Later at Kultiplex with Jim and friends. Hungarian avant-garde artists have the look down to perfection {stubbly, tired - wearing loose, unzipped, retro sports wear in muddy browns & greys, with the occasional stripe of washed-out blue or faded acid green} but aren't very good at the actual art. We retire to Castro's, where Bill, a graph theorist, kindly works out the odds for me of drawing the same two cards in 3 separate draws {7, 5, 5} from a 22-card pack, the Major Arcana. It's not that unlikely, around 1 in 18 - since any two of the first 7 could have been the pair occurring again in the 2nd draw.
April 12th; I give Esther back her phone. I go to Jeff's play finally, to hear my own recorded voice acting a reclusive art collector down a phone line. Jeff seems cheery. Gordon, Diane and Jim introduce me to sparky Victoria and cheery Bill at Szimpla. Victoria & her husband are both architects. Then the Spare Key, less smoky than usual. I bump into A. My back is fine now.

April 11th; By day, Kristina's father, a wary, muscular man who makes holographic security tags in Ukraine, gives me a lift. Eszter mentions her parents' website.
By night, a slightly odd meeting of writers' group, belatedly guided to hospitable Gabor's flat by instructions from Elysia. {For professional reasons Tamas needed to be at an alternative venue helping bike chicks in zip-up leather outfits.} Gabor shows me a couple of the waterbeds he sells. Waterbeds wobble when you punch them. Scott shows us humorous Vietnamese spaceman animation videos he wrote scripts for, and later Scott & I go on to Adrian's party with Anna from Russia and Jelena from Serbia. This is after Esther leaves her mobile phone behind, phones it up and finds me. The cocaine-sniffers sniffily note how much filth young Hungarians on alcohol and nicotine spread round a flat that isn't theirs.
April 10th; Affable Gordon cooks dinner for myself and alert Diane from Glasgow, plying us with gin, coffee and wine. I drone on for probably three hours straight.

April 9th; Robin and I explore Jeremy's excellent garage on Filler utca, and Jeremy shows us his 50s photo magazines, German technicians' calendar & Christopher Robin hats. The real Robin gives me a white-line painting, which immediately makes my place look alarmingly wide awake. Feel worrying urge to tidy.
April 8th; When exactly did Elysia and Esther come round and cook and drink gin in my kitchen last week? My back feels much much better, anyway. Work more on article. Event at the Ludwig {Old news footage + Serbian folk record relates death of a Kennedy} with Istvan and Robin.

April 7th; Worried by my backpain postings, kindly Rob recommends me his physio, and points to a twin-primes {...(17 19), (29 31)...} 'breakthrough' story. I don't want to be ignorantly unappreciative of these men's painstaking work, but where's the punchline? Are there infinitely many prime pairs or not? Are clearcut proofs hopeless now? Oh, and still hurts, but much better thanks.
Morfablog links to a fine clickable map test.
April 6th; The back muscles at least hurt less than last night, when I flopped around like a fish for a 1/2 hour, unable to get off the floor because every position hurt too much. All day walked and sat very upright, like a Victorian being photographed.

April 5th; Excellent. Now I have a vivid backache. Finally have found a true kindred spirit. "I was thirsty and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
April 4th; Still have headcold. Whole day pitching to v a r i o u s US journals.

April 3rd; Exhausted after teaching & rushing all day yesterday. Met Bob, who had found a Hungarian anti-European Union poster.
April 2nd; They weren't joking. I come up with something very scruffy while nipping around at school and elsewhere. Long day.

April 1st; The headcold digs in and shows stubborn resistance. I'm alarmed to learn the deadline for that Swedish business-plan competition is within hours.


Recent weblog entries continued:

Who can translate the next 300 words into Korean or Hindi? Contact me and there will be revelry.

Languages dying out each week - who cares?

We do - otherlanguages.org is gradually building a reference resource for over five thousand linguistic minorities and stateless languages worldwide.

Thousands of unique language communities are becoming extinct. Out of the world's five to six thousand languages, we hardly know what we're losing, what literatures, philosophies, ways of thinking, are disappearing right now.

So?

We may soon regret the extinction of thousands of entire linguistic cultures even more than we regret the needless extinction of many animals and plants.

The planet is increasingly dominated by a handful of major-language monocultures like Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Arabic, Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese, English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all beautiful and fascinating languages.

But so are the 5,000 others.

These are groups of people?

Linguistic minorities are communities of ordinary people whose native tongue is not their country's main official language. Swedish speakers in Finland, French speakers in Canada, Hungarian speakers in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are linguistic minorities.

And totally stateless languages are the native languages of some of the world's most intriguing, little-known, cultures. Like the Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in Britain, Friesian in the Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There are only a couple of hundred recognised sovereign states and territories, so more than 5,000 languages are the native tongues of linguistically stateless people.

How could I help?

You don't need to learn an endangered language - any more than go to live in the rainforest to help slow its destruction.

A good start is to just tell friends about websites like this.

Broader public interest makes it easier for linguists to raise funds and organise people to learn these languages while there's time.

That's right. There are people who love languages and are happy to learn them on behalf of the rest of us, but they need support, just like zoologists, botanists, or historians.

Fewer languages still sounds good to me

Depends what you think languages are for. They're not just a tool for business. We never said you should learn three or four thousand rare languages - or even one. And which ones we make children learn in school, or whether we should force children to learn languages at all, is another question.


Typical scene in a European city; Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5

A century ago - before we understood ecology, and when we cared less about wilderness, most educated people would have laughed at the idea of worrying about plants or animals going extinct. Now we understand how important species diversity is for our own futures, we are more humble, and more worried.

In the same way, linguistic triumphalism by English-speakers who hated studying foreign grammar at school is dangerously ignorant as well as arrogant. Few of us know what we are losing, week by week. How many people realise these languages have scientific value?

Scientific value?

You can think of these languages across the planet as beautiful cathedrals or precious archeological sites we are watching being destroyed. That should be motive enough.

But these five thousand languages may also hold clues to the structure of the human mind. Subtle differences and similarities

Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping archeologists and anthropologists to understand what happened in the hundreds of centuries of human history before written history. And that is one of our best chances of understanding how human brains developed over the thousands of centuries leading up to that.

Study of the mind and study of language go hand in hand these days. The world's most marginal languages are actually precious jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of who we are and how our species thinks and evolves. Every tiny language adds another brightly-coloured clue to this academic detective story.

Yet researchers have hardly started sifting through this tantalising evidence, and language extinction is washing it away right in front of us.

And worst of all, most people have no idea that there is this fantastic profusion of cultures across our world, let alone that they are in danger of extinction. Even just more people learning that there are still five thousand living languages in the world today (most of us would answer five hundred or fifty) is already a huge help.

We English-speakers hardly notice English - it's like air for us. But every other language is also an atmosphere for an entire cultural world, and each of these worlds has people whose home it is. Each language encapsulates a unique way of talking and thinking about life. Just try some time in a foreign prison, being forced to cope in another language, and you'll realise how much your own language is your identity. That's true for everyone.

Minority languages are a human-rights issue?

One of the most basic.

Dozens of millions of people worldwide suffer persecution from national governments for speaking their mother tongue - in their own motherland.

Many 'ethnic' feuds puzzling to outsiders had as their basis an attempt to destroy a linguistic community. Would the Northern Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we English had not so nearly stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for example? Almost nowhere in the world does a language community as small as the few thousand Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth official language of Switzerland - get the protection of a national government. Next time you see some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the banknote.

But outside exceptional countries like Switzerland or the Netherlands, speakers of non-official languages have a much less protected experience.

Speakers of minority languages are often seen as a threat by both the governments and the other residents of the countries where they were born, grew up, and try to live ordinary lives.

They experience discrimination in the job and education markets of their homelands, often having no choice but to pursue education in the major language of the host state - a deliberate government policy usually aimed at gradually absorbing them into the majority culture of that country.

Mighty oaks from tiny acorns grow, of course *7

Most governments are privately gleeful each time another small separate culture within their borders is snuffed out by a dwindling population or a deliberately centralising education system.

The United Nations is no help. It is an association of a couple of hundred sovereign states based on exclusive control of territory, almost all of them anxious to smother any distinct group or tradition that in any way might blur or smudge the hard-won borders around those pieces of territory.

The usual approach by sovereign states is to deny their linguistic minorities even exist.

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Mark Griffith, site administrator / contact@otherlanguages.org

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*1 image from , with thanks
*2 "Summary" in written Arabic (read more)
*3 "What?" in American Sign Language; image from , with thanks
*4 "Big" in written Chinese (read more); image from , with thanks
*5 image from , with thanks
*6 image from , with thanks
*7 image from 'Bäume', with thanks to Bruno P. Kramer, and Franckh-Kosmos Verlag

useful:

.languages of the world
.language-learning online 1 2
.5000 commonest words in English in order
.search engines 1 2 3
.newspapers round the world
.find defunct websites
.currency exchange-rate calculators 1 2 3 4 5

other web diaries:

.enigmatic mermaid
.a blog whose name keeps changing
.sargasso
.billy
.glosses
.languagehat
.morfablog
.prentiss
.francis
.samizdata
.hairy eyeball
.polyglut
.rainy day
.diaries abroad
.hereinside
.samuel pepys
.blethers
.old major
.asiapac
.salam pax
.hasanpix
.ehsan
.cora
.mychronicles
.blogalization
.openbrackets

also useful:

.country domain names
.splendid HTML tutorial
.get faxes anywhere free .
.useful software download site
.list of minimalist websites

.demon is a fine webhost and ISP in Britain - demon kindly refaxes your e-mail headed by an ad for their services if you e-mail to a UK fax number, as in your_choice_of_words@443332221111.iddd.tpc.int where 44 is Britain, 333 is the city code, 222 is the area code, and 1111 is the last four digits - very useful, so don't abuse the service!

reviews: .............................................

books {...or films here}
1 metrologie historique
2 postmodernism & the other
3 disaster (news on sunday)
4 money unmade (russian barter in the 1990s)
5 the sleepwalkers
6 e
7 the kruschev era
8 the end of science
9 don't you want me?
10 the carpet wars
11 zelator
12 life of thomas more
13 faber book of science
14 gilgamesh
15 out of it
16 guns, germs & steel
17 words & rules
18 figure in the landscape
19 life without genes
20 bede's history of the english
21 the nothing that is
22 zoology
23 journey by moonlight
?? 'sorstalansag' soon, promise

films .............................................
1 k-pax
2 very annie mary
3 wasabi
4 gosford park
5 arany varos
6 minority report
7 amelie
8 bridget jones' diary
9 arccal a fo:ldnek
10 monsters' ball
11 cube
12 man with no past
13 talk to her
14 szerelemtol sujtva

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March 31st; Dinner with Bob. I contact Weekly Standard.

March 30th; As often, last week's cat-allergy asthma blends smoothly into a thick head cold. Is my immune system hoaxing itself? Or dinner with Gordon last night?
Still, lying on my floor in bright Sunday-morning sunshine, I finished Len's English translation of Antal Szerb's 'Journey by Moonlight'. Lovely, light readable English prose with not a word out of place. A late 1930s honeymoon in Italy of two Hungarian newlyweds, Mihaly and Erzsi. Mihaly is likeable and human enough, but the whole book palls for any reader who has actually met all those Hungarian types so accurately portrayed in it. With their pompous little musings about the questions of life, expressing flamboyant certainty about vague things and fake confusion about simple things, these puffed-up Hungarians were not hard to recognise. Both sexes see the other with a precious mixture of awe and condescension (as they still do in Hungary) - tiresome in the extreme. Erzsi goes hunting for a 'tiger' of a man, while Mihaly is so pathetically in the thrall of one old love, Eva, that he wants nothing more than to die in her presence. Yuck. Much of the writing is gorgeous and weightless and some of the portrayals of Italy as a place are truly mesmerising, but the people.... In particular, the smug self-regard of the two Hungarian females, effortlessly at peace with their own wise, instinctive mystery, was repulsively familiar to this reader. A cameo American girl called Millicent is patronised by Mihaly as endearingly trivial and flat, lacking all that wonderful, tragic, sophisticated Europeanness, one thing Szerb's unsure Hungarian heroes are very sure of. Much of the characterisation is uncannily true to type - my problem is who the uncannily true-to-type characters are.
March 29th; Check: NY-based gawker & schooling-themed Brian's education blog.

March 28th; After 12 hours' sleep I feel quite reasonable.
March 27th; Drive to Budapest on low sleep in hot sun.

March 26th; A pretty busy day. We go for lunch with Assunta, a famed friend of Robin from his Berlin days, in her garden just outside Vienna. A curry and a very friendly dog. Then we coffee with ex-gourmet-chef journalist Severin and his young Danish wife Majken in the Palm House, a sort of mini Crystal Palace full of 30-foot-tall palm trees. Then we join Oliver, his gorgeous sisters Eva & Vilma, and mother for dinner with Oliver's colleague Angelika & her computerist boyfriend Thomas.
March 25th; Playing Christian Death and Psychic TV tapes, Robin and I drive (past many Austrian pig farms, but also rousing views of authentic Alps) to Vienna, where Oliver and his mother welcome us. We learn about military history from Oliver over an Italian meal near the Turkish Embassy.

March 24th; Lunch with Finky, who alarms the Polish au pair by taking Puedi's children onto the garage roof, followed by a trip to help Puedi ferry rubbish from Elka's house to a municipal recycling place. In the evening I find easyinternetcafe is not actually easy at all {no staff, so blocked sites undeblockable}, then a stimulating drink with Florian and Clarissa, who works with glass artists like Brian Clarke.
March 23rd; Robin and I sleep late enough to miss the lunchtime outing to lake with Puedi and Fuffi. We wander around doing a long afternoon breakfast.
Later Googoo and Lucy come for dinner. Lucy and Puedi explain the ski-resort-based TV drama series they are writing. Googoo casually mentions a Munich socialite who vomits in women's handbags.

March 22nd; A long drive to Munich. After Puedi chats with us into the small hours, I drift asleep at 5.30am in a room full of toys where a giant fluffy green M&M; character watches over me from behind a red and yellow hammock.
March 21st; Hello Cora! Still don´t understand how I got 120 hits today from her Brazilian site, since I can´t read a word of Portuguese.
We visit two galleries, Johen and Schoettle, showing photos by Elgar Esser, and Nuel´s one-time boss, Thomas Rehbein, showing ceramics and sketches by Elmar Trenkwalder. A fine dinner at Alice´s where we meet her neighbour, portrait painter Alexander, a gentle soul in the same family as Schlieffen of the Plan.

March 20th; After a relaxed start, Robin and I wander around Cologne. Alice, a painter of natural skies and treetops, takes us to an exhibition called ´Schweigern´ in a set of lawyers´ offices and then to her 39th-floor flat. We look down on the lights of Cologne, hear a few belching, rhythmic roars of a lion rogering one of his lionesses down in the zoo below, and leave. Robin gets vertigo, insists on walking down while we get the lift, and has to telephone us for help when he locks himself in a 2nd-floor garden. Alice says I should read Frans de Waal´s other book, a companion to ´Chimpanzee Politics´. Then to a Vietnamese restaurant.
March 19th; We bid farewell to Kate and Jules. Robin becomes slightly tense as we struggle to leave the traffic jams of south London behind. Miraculously, we make the 5pm ferry crossing and reach Nuel in Cologne at around 2am.

March 18th; Welcomed by Kate last night, today once again Jules helps out and puts me in touch with Ben. Then I meet Billy the linguist in person at the Festival Hall for a herbal tea! Every bit as mellow yet precise as his weblog suggests. I buy the DNA special print edition of New Scientist, get back to Kate´s, and she, Robin and Amir are relaxing.
March 17th; Bus down to London today. Not yet had a chance to check that Caucasian oil-pipeline website mentioned by Laura, who I met while out having a coffee with John on Saturday.

March 16th; Also rich in black and white line drawings, mother's 1962 copy of T.H. Savory's 'Zoology' in the Teach Yourself Books series - back when they had the stern, wasplike yellow and black covers, was an odd read. On one hand enjoyable to find an old-fashioned straight-into-the-action book starting with single-celled microbes and going from there. On the other hand, a slightly fuller glossary of zoology terms might have helped. Unapologetically taxonomic. Here's the first paragraph of Chapter 5, page 51:
"The mesenchyme or more or less solid mesoderm of the Platyhelminthes is the focus of attention in the next stage of the evolution of the animal body. It is found to have changed from a mesogloea supporting a few more or less isolated cells into a distinct cellular layer with functions of its own. In it there appears a space, known as the coelom, and the cells which line this, the splanchnic mesoderm outside the gut, and the somatic mesoderm below the ectoderm, play so important a part in the lives of animals that possess them that these animals are customarily preferred {sic} to as the Coelomata."
Has so much really changed since 1962?
Remember, this is a teach-yourself book {priced, not cheaply for then, at 7s / 6d}. The slogan "Alert minds choose Teach Yourself Books" certainly made me feel a bit dozy. I obviously had not been paying attention in chapters 1 to 4. Coelom & Coelomata do get defined, but some of the other terms caught me a little off guard. Am I silly to want a bit more explaining? Perhaps lists of names really do/did define biology. What would Savory make of the new suggestions to replace Greek and Latin naming of species with DNA-based barcodes, I wonder?

March 15th; Robert Kaplan's book about the history of zero from the library was interesting, and has lots of charming black and white drawings taken from historical sources. A double page of herb-like plant drawings showing the evolution of various modern words for zero, nil, nought etc is a treat. Disguising his strong views with lots of cheerful wit, he comes down quite firmly on the idea that the zero-and-place-value system was not [as usually claimed] an Indian 6th or 7th century AD innovation, but actually was something they got from more secretive Greeks in a roundabout way in the late Hellenic period. 'The Nothing that is', like Adrian Woolfson's book, rather indulges its own sense of the lyrical, but with much better judged humour, and a lighter touch. The point where an Old English author from 1300 is quoted to explain Knuth's notation for Ramsey numbers is a typical moment. Even where, later in the book, Kaplan keeps the whimsy pedal pressed fairly close to the floor, you're still left wishing you'd had him as a maths teacher, instead of the grey-faced dullards we all actually got.
March 14th; Finish mother's copy of Bede's 'History of the English Church and People' over breakfast. Strangely soothing to read. Wonderfully plain and unpretentious in tone, earnestly recounting various miracles with a mixture of apologetic assurances that a friend had spoken to a witness who really saw it, and a touchingly sincere concern that each miracle story may help the reader's own soul. An appealing glimpse of a nation with four languages ['English' {like modern Dutch or Frysk?}, 'Pictish' {in Scotland}, 'Scots' {mainly Ireland and the west of what's now Scotland}, and 'British' {Old Welsh?}]. The idea of Old Welsh/Cornish being spoken all the way down from Ayr to Carlisle to Blackpool to Liverpool through Wales to Bristol and the whole of the West Country is nice. Striking how everybody back then [from about 600 to the 720s AD] was (a) routinely racked by sickness, death, & thoughts of heaven or hell, and (b) very glad to politely and generously entertain strangers and guests, despite language barriers, probably for a bit of company. Presumably the few above peasant level had a lot of spare time to either pray with great intensity morning and night, study and teach scriptures in a variety of languages [quite a few Dark-Age Brits, Bede approvingly mentions, understood Greek as well as Latin], or invite in holy travellers from a neighbouring kingdom for a fortnight of discussion. I suppose people still like meeting travellers, but find it harder to justify.

March 13th; Finish the Hebden Bridge Library copy of Adrian Woolfson's 'Life without genes' around midnight. Compelling in parts, deeply annoying in others. An initial foray into various kinds of increasingly-large toy hypermarkets, culminating in the awesomely-sized 'Toy Space' is clever. Woolfson uses Toy Space [a planet-sized shop containing all possible toys, once made, to be made, and that can be made, ever] to explain the idea of Gene Space, a vast collection of kits of all the possible permutations of DNA-codings and perhaps other codings too. Woolfson's obvious debt to Borges' more crisply expressed 'Library of Babel' image - a combinatoric collection of all possible strings of printed characters, so all possible books, containing all actual books as a tiny subset - is vaguely alluded to later, but not really acknowledged.
The main ideas are interesting, but clouded over by Woolfson's hip-scientist pose. He discusses the structure of DNA, how it might have evolved from simpler mechanisms for inheritance, and how very early life must have had not digital, but analogue genetics, like analogue gramaphone records before digital compact discs. These might have been temporary clusters of molecules in tiny rock pools or small fluid-dynamic cells of perhaps thermally self-ordering fluid within bigger seas of chemicals. This would have been interesting if he hadn't got carried away by his version of Borges' metaphor into producing so much dodgy prose. Perhaps writing like this: "And you embrace these things with open arms. The cowboy greets the Indian. Together we kiss the ether, our saddle is every tomorrow. But we have no space for this conjuring deception, these tricks, this hocus pocus. - ..." [and on and on and on, across the vast expanses of Pseudy Waffle Space...] helps many readers. A refreshing glimpse of wild science? I hope so. But other affectations, such as always writing 'discreet' when he means the other word 'discrete', pale into insignificance next to Woolfson's substance-abuse-style fantasies. I would have liked more about the early, self-organising, almost shapeless forms of pre-gene life, more about the future of modified genes, and frameworks for heredity other than DNA. And a lot less lurching between florid passages and paragraphs bristling with big biology words. Some wonderful ideas, interesting facts and speculation, and plenty of energy - 2 or 3 books later could be something superb. Once it's evolved a bit.
March 12th; Encouragement, from both John by phone and Liberty Belle, via Samizdata, by e-mail, to write about Jumping Jacques Chirac for a US magazine.

March 11th; I finish Peter's copy of 'The Figure in the Landscape' by John Dixon Hunt. A very smooth, but quite bewildering read. Bewildering largely because it's about 18th-century English poetry, landscape gardening and landscape painting, and I know next to nothing about any of the three. Towards the end, the scraps of things I half-recall of Alexander Pope, Capability Brown, or Thomas Gainsborough all started fitting a bit better into bigger changes of fashion and beliefs. Like any new subject area, a bit of a slippery ice wall at first. Probably starts to take shape more after 3 or 4 books.
March 10th; I trot over to Hebden Bridge and back. Again.

March 9th; I wade through the Sunday newspapers. The Observer Magazine has an article about art curators who are "iconoclastic" [i.e. break pictures]. What's wrong with simple words like 'bold'?
March 8th; Last night Ed & I heard Simon Armitage read his poems. This morning Len's translation of 'Utas es Holdvilag', 'Journey by Moonlight', by Antal Szerb arrived by post.

March 7th; So, I'll put links here to wherever I stick it, but the brief outline of my view is that Searle's Chinese Room argument is just as deeply flawed as the artificial-intelligence community claim, essentially assuming what it seeks to show {the specialness of first-person consciousness}, but that Searle's philosophical instincts are still in the right direction. Inverting Turing's simulation test, so as to claim that even a perfect simulator [a person locked in a room full of rulebooks for turning Chinese writing into English writing] is still not a real intelligence, is bold of Searle. He attacks Turing's simulated-thinking-is-as-good-as-real-thinking case apparently at its strongest point. But the room-bound nature of the Chinese Room [like the Turing Test] "pumps" Searle's intuition just like everyone else's, and stops both detractors and proponents of machine intelligence from seeing the real issue, which is autonomy. The Robot Reply seems to get close, but is just cladding the Chinese Room in a moving shell. Both Searle and his opponents, AI defenders like Daniel Dennett, have got it upside down. [Though Dennett got very close, worrying about what he called 'cognitive wheels' and the AI 'frame problem' - but notice how in his very 2nd sentence "Its only task was to fend for itself." the design assumption subtly smothers any autonomy assumption before it could even get started.] Bodies are not vehicles or add-ons for intelligences. Rather, intelligences are subordinate features of bodies, serving higher-level animal needs like food, survival, sex. No system built into a box, even a moving box, is going to be intelligent, because both the consciousness defenders [like John Searle] and the cognitivists [like Dennett or Pinker] have misconstrued thinking as a facility giving clever answers and both see the essence of thinking as somehow about thinking {albeit contrastingly: experiental + circumstantial on the one hand, logicist + functionalist on the other}. In fact thinking is about doing, so as to do what that animal wants. It's a facility assisting clever decisions by an autonomous entity [such as a squirrel] which already has other things it needs to do more urgently than think.
At 5 pages it's a bit long for here {I've only just pruned this page}. So 'Giving the Chinese Room a mind of its own' or 'A linguist locked in the Chinese Room' or whatever, will link from here when/if it finds a home....
March 6th; Tomorrow and tomorrow for the Chinese Room. How to summarise? I hope it isn't another 'intuition pump' as Dennett would put it, but we'll see.
No cash-journalism replies yet. Those busy-busy-busy London editors still frantically occupied, pumping printers' ink through the arteries of this great nation.

March 5th; The second day I bump into Peter on the approach to Hebden Bridge, again wearing a yellow flower in his buttonhole.
March 4th; Perhaps I'll post something about Searle's Chinese Room argument against strong artificial intelligence tomorrow. Not really enough room [ha!] here. Can anyone suggest a decent discussion list? I might call it 'A linguist locked in the Chinese Room' if I find somewhere to put the whole article, though lots of other fun titles beckon.
But I'm pretty sure now I know what's wrong with Searle's argument, and where his cognitive-science & AI opponents go wrong too.

March 3rd; Sent article to editor at Loaded.
March 2nd; Ed takes me along to a lovely dinner party at Peter's {a poetry-filled cottage up on the tops} with Gaia and Tim.

March 1st; Meet Ed for a drink in Halifax.


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