May 21st;
Young
Kristina
gets stern with me.
May 20th;
Rob wakes from a dream (he says) today in which Andrei finds me in an
Internet cafe, persuades me to buy his cut-price airline off him for 99 forints,
I go to the airport with the documents, enter the cockpit of my aeroplane,
let friends on board, fly to
Brussels, land in an EU building, and give a
talk there about
micro-currencies.
May 19th;
A harmonious lesson with Hussam. Later
Gordon
hosts.
May 18th;
Rob and I encounter sporty student
vet Anke.
May 17th;
Ryan meets me for coffee, gives me a photocopy of a
Rorty article
about postmodernism.
May 16th;
My children get nervous on stage, but the event goes quite well.
Train back east, with a short rest at Vienna's
Westbahnhof.
May 11th;
On the lunchtime train to Austria with Friendly Owl [Catherine, I should say], Bob, Dave, & Maurice
to Austria ignoring studied rudeness of
MAV dining-car staff.
May 10th;
I see inside Henry's
flat, and Robin encourages me to make the game-show with
Puedi extreme & demonic.
May 9th;
Tamas
kindly lets Robin, Istvan
and I in through the stage door to see his extreme fashion show, involving
mirrored-sunglasses-wearing models snipping audience members' sleeves with scissors,
Jelena dressed
in a birthday-cake fairy-godmother ballgown, and a platform-mounted foetus girl howling inside a
stocking bag. Highlights included pairs of models in ripped black underwear walking
very carefully because of being attached to each other by a black, concertina-ing trunk like those
over wedding-photographers' zoom lenses
[one pair joined at the mouth, one pair joined at the breast,
and one shimmying duo joined at the groin].
Most fetching was a gazelle-like mannequin in high heels and a revealing frame-like dome-skirt
cage decked in candles showing off her legs to excellent effect.
Friendly
Owl SMSs me a work offer in Austria.
May 8th;
A money mix-up. Someone else called
Mark gets paid instead of me.
May 7th;
Presumably
this weblog,
A Flight Risk,
supposedly by a rich young heiress
fleeing an arranged marriage, is someone having a crack at
writing a suspense-filled, page-clicking novel in web-diary form.
Hooked? May 6th;
How could
uberchick
not deserve a look?
May 3rd;
Out in sun and cool breezes outside the kebab place, two Hungarian
alternative lads in
grubby checked shirts and dirty blonde dreadlocks are eating. I sit at
another table across from what looks like a strangely-shaped brown
rucksack on one of the white metal garden chairs. When it moves, I realise
it's a very large bird of prey with a leather hood over its head. A lot larger
than
Nina's Puppy,
the boys refer to it as a type of eagle. Wrapped in its
own enormous wings, like a brown Orson Welles cloak, it looked very big and
nasty, quite capable of pecking the eyes out of an unemployed translator
at a neighbouring table, were it unhooded and able to spot one. Then I notice
a second, smaller bird, only handbag-sized, perhaps a
hawk or kestrel, perched
on the edge of their table. Probably belonging to the smaller Hungarian male.
May 2nd;
Out for drinks with Richard. We chat about
Colombian women,
Adam Smith,
and the
Post Office internal investigation unit.
April 27th;
I went to
the gym.
Goodness.
April 26th;
Abundant food, drink, and company at Steve's birthday party he &
pregnant
Noemi hold,
but I feel morose and leave early.
April 25th;
After dark, genial Gordon introduces me to
Wayne,
a writer & photographer who studied Hungarian in London.
Earlier, a kind woman directs me to some brisk cosmetics chicks
in the metro underpass.
I buy a darling set of nail scissors and clippers in a little clear pouch for
450 forints, priced at less than a fifth of
Eine Deutsche NailScissor in brushed matt
steel from
Douglas
upstairs in the shopping centre. Out on Ferdinand Bridge across
the railway tracks, I took the pack out and in long yellow early-evening
sunlight I very carefully clipped and filed the precious 1/8" of nail on my left
fingers, the ones not bitten down to the quick like my right.
April 24th;
Checking e-mail in the
late-night Internet cellar bar,
I spend the small
hours of Thursday staring into a PC trying to ignore jolly pool-players & a bar
television tuned to a football match.
At around 2am, the last drinking
customer left gets bored and switches the TV to a local porn channel.
A cross-looking man is
shafting a reasonably svelte brunette in white thong. She moans at
polite intervals. It opens in close-up and the 3 of us, proprietor, patron
and I, watch for about a minute in thoughtful silence. Then the camera shows
the brunette's face, and customer remarks in mild surprise that
he knows the girl. He tells us which bar she drinks at, but the
weary Internet-kocsma proprietor is not sure where that bar is. The customer
gives directions.
April 23rd;
Last twinge of shoulder pain as I wake up. Busy day. While teaching Kristina,
her mother Marina pops in, looking particularly swish in a striking gold top with
stylish gold and red slacks. Marina and I chat briefly about
Lenin's deal with the Okhrana,
and
Andropov's
role in helping his protege
Gorbachev
to power. Once she is out of
the room, exasperated young Kristina cries out in her almost-American accent
"That was SO boring!!" Her mother immediately shouts back in English from
the stairs outside
"It's not boring, Kristina, it's the history of your country!"
Later, in the Pot Kulcs bar, Colleen tells me that she has 500 teapots.
April 22nd;
Driving with
Robin
into Kecskemet, we meet Zsolt, a ceramic artist, at his studio,
and eat and drink until I must catch the last train. Where I meet Colleen,
an old colleague of
Marion.
Two students in our dimly-lit carriage quietly watch American
television on a laptop balanced on their knees as the postal night train takes us north through
Hungary.
April 21st;
Seems
this man, Sina Motallebi
has just been arrested in Iran for keeping a weblog.
Via
samizdata and
Hossein Derakhshan.
Jeremy cooks a wonderful lamb lunch and we all sit around in the shade.
April 20th;
Kristos Anesti! Happy Easter Sunday,
renewal is here once again. Thanks to
Greek friends Giannoulis, Szuni at
Vista, and John's dad. Yesterday,
Letty, 91/2,
volunteered a suggestion on how I can get a
girlfriend.
"You should dye your hair perhaps blue or red,
and then you could go to a disco and meet girls there." Such
clarity of thought. More motorbiking down rutted
tracks of soft, powdery dust between sunlit fields.
Shoulder still dodgy.
April 19th;
Last night Jeremy and Robin picked me up from Lakitelek in the
Russian bike with sidecar.
We motor about in the dark.
After a lot of sleep, the
shoulder hurts less but still feels very weak. In car to Szentes
with Gyorgyi and 3 children, including a vigorously naughty Bela.
Jeremy achieves some kind of breakthrough fixing the 1968
motorbike
he describes as "a bit of a noiser". The puszta is flat, windy
and has reeds and bullrushes stretching for
miles in every direction.
April 18th;
Woke up in pain -
my
left shoulder hurts all day as if I damaged it in my sleep. Gorgeous sunshine.
April 13th;
Morning coffee with
David and
visiting poet Antony.
Pineapple milkshake with
Diane in brilliant sunshine. Later a
Tarot reading
from Elysia while Tamas plays background guitar in his yellow cardigan and
rustles up a quick supper. I draw
the Hermit and
the Priestess three times in
succession. Later at
Kultiplex
with Jim and friends.
Hungarian avant-garde artists have the look down to perfection
{stubbly, tired - wearing loose, unzipped, retro sports wear in muddy browns &
greys, with the occasional stripe of washed-out blue or faded acid green} but aren't
very good at the actual art. We retire to Castro's, where Bill, a
graph theorist,
kindly works out the odds for me of drawing the same two cards in 3
separate draws {7, 5, 5} from a
22-card pack, the
Major Arcana.
It's not that unlikely, around 1 in 18 - since
any two of the first 7 could have been the pair occurring again in the 2nd draw.
April 12th;
I give Esther back her phone. I go to
Jeff's play finally,
to hear my own recorded
voice acting a reclusive art collector down a phone line.
Jeff seems cheery.
Gordon, Diane and Jim introduce me to sparky Victoria
and cheery Bill at Szimpla. Victoria & her husband are both
architects.
Then the Spare Key, less smoky
than usual. I bump into A. My back is fine now.
April 11th;
By day, Kristina's father, a wary, muscular man who makes
holographic security tags in Ukraine, gives me a lift. Eszter mentions
her parents' website.
By night, a slightly odd meeting of writers' group, belatedly guided to hospitable Gabor's flat by
instructions from Elysia. {For
professional reasons
Tamas needed to be at an alternative
venue helping
bike chicks in zip-up leather outfits.} Gabor shows me a couple of the
waterbeds he sells.
Waterbeds wobble when you punch them.
Scott
shows us humorous Vietnamese spaceman animation videos he wrote scripts for,
and later Scott & I go on to Adrian's party with Anna from Russia and Jelena from Serbia.
This is after Esther leaves her mobile
phone behind, phones it up and finds me. The cocaine-sniffers sniffily note
how much filth young Hungarians on alcohol and nicotine
spread round a flat that isn't theirs.
April 10th;
Affable Gordon
cooks dinner for myself and alert Diane from
Glasgow, plying us
with gin, coffee and wine. I drone on for probably three hours straight.
April 9th;
Robin and I explore Jeremy's excellent garage on Filler utca, and Jeremy shows us his
50s photo magazines,
German technicians' calendar & Christopher
Robin hats. The real
Robin
gives me a white-line painting, which immediately makes my place
look alarmingly wide awake. Feel worrying urge to tidy.
April 8th;
When exactly did Elysia and Esther come round and cook and drink
gin in my
kitchen last week? My back feels much much better, anyway. Work more on article.
Event at the
Ludwig {Old news footage + Serbian folk record relates death of
a Kennedy} with Istvan and Robin.
April 7th;
Worried by my backpain postings, kindly
Rob
recommends me his physio, and
points to a
twin-primes
{...(17 19), (29 31)...}
'breakthrough' story.
I don't want to be ignorantly unappreciative of these men's
painstaking work, but where's the punchline? Are
there infinitely many prime pairs or not? Are clearcut proofs hopeless now?
Oh, and still hurts, but much better thanks.
Morfablog
links to a fine
clickable map
test.
April 6th;
The
back muscles
at least hurt less than last night, when I flopped around like a
fish for a 1/2 hour, unable to get off the floor because every position
hurt too much. All day walked and sat very upright,
like a Victorian being photographed.
April 5th;
Excellent. Now I have a vivid backache. Finally have found a
true
kindred spirit. "I was thirsty and went
to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
April 4th;
Still have headcold. Whole day pitching to
various US journals.
April 3rd;
Exhausted after teaching & rushing all day yesterday. Met Bob, who had found a
Hungarian anti-European
Union poster.
April 2nd;
They weren't joking. I come up with something very scruffy while
nipping around at
school
and elsewhere. Long day.
We do - otherlanguages.org is
gradually building a
reference resource for over five thousand
linguistic minorities and
stateless languages worldwide.
Thousands of unique language
communities are becoming extinct.
Out of the world's five to six thousand
languages, we hardly know
what we're losing, what literatures,
philosophies, ways of thinking,
are disappearing right now.
So?
We may soon regret the
extinction of thousands of entire
linguistic cultures even more than we
regret the needless extinction
of many animals and plants.
The planet is increasingly dominated by
a handful of
major-language monocultures like Mandarin
Chinese, Hindi, Arabic,
Indonesian, Urdu, Spanish, Portuguese,
English, Swahili, Russian, Cantonese Chinese, Japanese, Bengali - all
beautiful and fascinating
languages.
But so are the
5,000 others.
These are groups of
people?
Linguistic minorities are communities
of ordinary people whose
native tongue is not their country's main
official language. Swedish
speakers in Finland, French speakers in
Canada, Hungarian speakers
in Slovakia - and hundreds more - are
linguistic minorities.
And totally stateless languages are the
native languages of some
of the world's most intriguing,
little-known, cultures. Like the
Lapps inside the Arctic Circle, the Sards
in Sardinia, Ainus in Japan. Cherokee in the US, Scots Gaelic in
Britain, Friesian in the
Netherlands, Zulu in South Africa. There
are only a couple of
hundred recognised sovereign states and
territories, so more than
5,000 languages are the native tongues of
linguistically stateless
people.
How
could I help?
You don't need to learn an endangered
language - any more than go
to live in the rainforest to help slow its
destruction.
A good start is to just tell friends
about websites like this.
Broader public interest makes it easier
for linguists to raise
funds and organise people to learn these
languages while there's
time.
That's right. There
are people who love
languages and are happy to learn them on
behalf of the rest of us,
but they need support, just like
zoologists, botanists, or
historians.
Fewer languages still
sounds good to
me
Depends what you think languages
are for. They're not just
a tool for business. We never said you
should learn three or four thousand
rare languages - or even one. And which
ones we make children learn in school, or whether we
should force children to learn languages
at all, is another question.
Typical scene in a European city;
Chances are, folk here speak some sort of foreign language *5
A century ago - before we understood
ecology, and when we cared
less about wilderness, most educated
people would have laughed at
the idea of worrying about plants or
animals going extinct. Now we
understand how important species diversity
is for our own futures,
we are more humble, and more worried.
In the same way, linguistic
triumphalism by English-speakers who
hated studying foreign grammar at school
is dangerously ignorant as
well as arrogant. Few of us know what we
are losing, week by week.
How many people realise these languages
have scientific value?
Scientific value?
You can think of
these languages across
the planet as beautiful cathedrals or
precious archeological sites
we are watching being destroyed. That
should be motive enough.
But these five thousand languages may
also hold clues to the
structure of the human mind. Subtle
differences and similarities
Wireless radio can be a great comfort to those unable to leave the
textbooks in which they live *6
between languages are helping
archeologists and anthropologists to
understand what happened in the hundreds
of centuries of human
history before written history. And
that is one of our best
chances of understanding how human brains
developed over the
thousands of centuries leading up to that.
Study of the mind and study of language
go hand in hand these
days. The world's most marginal languages
are actually precious
jigsaw pieces from an overall picture of
who we are and how our
species thinks and evolves. Every tiny
language adds another
brightly-coloured clue to this academic
detective story.
Yet researchers have hardly started
sifting through this
tantalising evidence, and language
extinction is washing it away
right in front of us.
And worst of all, most people have no
idea that there is this
fantastic profusion of cultures across our
world, let alone that
they are in danger of extinction. Even
just more people learning
that there are still five thousand living
languages in the world
today (most of us would answer five
hundred or fifty) is already a
huge help.
We
English-speakers hardly notice
English - it's like air for us. But every
other language is also an
atmosphere for an entire cultural world,
and each of these worlds
has people whose home it is. Each language
encapsulates a unique
way of talking and thinking about life.
Just try some time in a
foreign prison, being forced to cope in
another language, and you'll
realise how much your own language is your
identity. That's true for
everyone.
Minority languages are a
human-rights
issue?
One of the most basic.
Dozens of millions of people worldwide
suffer persecution from
national governments for speaking their
mother tongue - in their own
motherland.
Many 'ethnic'
feuds puzzling to
outsiders had as their basis an
attempt to destroy a linguistic community.
Would the Northern
Ireland dispute be quite so bitter if we
English had not so nearly
stamped out the Irish Gaelic language, for
example? Almost nowhere
in the world does a language community as
small as the few thousand
Rheto-Romanic speakers - the fourth
official language of Switzerland
- get the protection of a national
government. Next time you see
some Swiss Francs, check both sides of the
banknote.
But outside exceptional countries like
Switzerland or the
Netherlands, speakers of non-official
languages have a much less
protected experience.
Speakers of minority languages are
often seen as a threat by both
the governments and the other residents of
the countries where they
were born, grew up, and try to live
ordinary lives.
They experience discrimination in the
job and education markets
of their homelands, often having no choice
but to pursue education
in the major language of the host state -
a deliberate government
policy usually aimed at gradually
absorbing them into the majority
culture of that country.
Most governments are privately gleeful
each time another small
separate culture within their borders is
snuffed out by a dwindling
population or a deliberately centralising
education system.
The United Nations is no help. It is an
association of a couple
of hundred sovereign states based on
exclusive control of territory,
almost all of them anxious to smother any
distinct group or
tradition that in any way might blur or
smudge the hard-won borders
around those pieces of territory.
The usual approach by sovereign states
is to deny their
linguistic minorities even exist.
.demon is a fine webhost and ISP in
Britain -
demon
kindly refaxes your e-mail headed by an ad for their services if you e-mail
to a UK fax number, as in
your_choice_of_words@443332221111.iddd.tpc.int where 44 is Britain, 333 is the
city code, 222 is the area code, and 1111 is the last four digits - very useful,
so don't abuse the service!
March 30th;
As often, last week's cat-allergy asthma blends smoothly into a thick
head cold. Is my immune system hoaxing itself? Or dinner with
Gordon last night?
Still, lying on my floor in bright Sunday-morning sunshine, I finished
Len's
English translation of Antal Szerb's
'Journey by Moonlight'.
Lovely, light
readable English prose with not a word out of place. A late 1930s honeymoon in Italy
of two Hungarian newlyweds, Mihaly and Erzsi. Mihaly is
likeable and human enough, but the whole book palls for any reader who
has actually met all those Hungarian types so accurately portrayed in it. With
their pompous little musings about the questions of life, expressing flamboyant
certainty about vague things and fake confusion about simple things, these
puffed-up Hungarians were not hard to recognise. Both sexes see the other
with a precious mixture of awe and condescension (as they still do in Hungary)
- tiresome in the extreme. Erzsi goes hunting for a 'tiger' of a man, while Mihaly is so
pathetically in the thrall of one old love, Eva, that he wants nothing more than
to die in her presence. Yuck. Much of the writing is gorgeous and weightless and
some of the portrayals of Italy as a place are truly mesmerising, but the people....
In particular, the smug self-regard of the two Hungarian females,
effortlessly at peace with their own wise, instinctive mystery, was repulsively
familiar to this reader.
A cameo American girl called Millicent is patronised by
Mihaly as endearingly trivial and flat, lacking all that wonderful,
tragic, sophisticated Europeanness, one thing Szerb's unsure Hungarian heroes are
very sure of. Much of the characterisation is uncannily
true to type - my problem is who the uncannily true-to-type characters are.
March 29th;
Check: NY-based
gawker & schooling-themed
Brian's education blog.
March 26th;
A pretty busy day. We go for lunch with Assunta, a famed friend of
Robin from his Berlin
days, in her garden just outside Vienna. A curry and a very friendly dog.
Then we coffee with ex-gourmet-chef journalist Severin and his young Danish wife Majken
in the
Palm
House,
a sort of mini Crystal Palace full of 30-foot-tall palm trees.
Then we join Oliver, his gorgeous sisters Eva & Vilma, and mother for dinner with Oliver's
colleague Angelika & her computerist boyfriend Thomas.
March 25th;
Playing
Christian Death and
Psychic TV tapes,
Robin and I drive (past many Austrian pig farms, but also rousing views of
authentic Alps) to Vienna, where
Oliver and his mother welcome us. We learn about
military history
from Oliver over an Italian meal near the
Turkish Embassy.
March 24th;
Lunch with Finky, who alarms the Polish au pair by taking Puedi's children onto the garage roof,
followed by a trip to help Puedi ferry rubbish from Elka's house to a municipal recycling place.
In the evening I find
easyinternetcafe is
not actually easy at all {no staff, so blocked sites undeblockable},
then a stimulating drink with Florian and
Clarissa,
who works with glass artists like
Brian Clarke.
March 23rd;
Robin and I sleep late enough to miss the lunchtime
outing to lake with Puedi and Fuffi. We wander around
doing a long afternoon breakfast.
Later Googoo and Lucy come for dinner. Lucy and Puedi explain the
ski-resort-based
TV drama series they
are writing. Googoo casually mentions a Munich socialite who vomits in women's handbags.
March 22nd;
A long drive to Munich. After Puedi chats with us into the small
hours, I drift asleep at 5.30am in a room
full of toys where a giant fluffy green
M&M;
character watches over me from behind a red and yellow
hammock.
March 21st;
Hello Cora!
Still don´t understand how I got 120 hits today
from her Brazilian site, since I can´t read a word of Portuguese.
We visit two galleries, Johen and Schoettle, showing
photos by Elgar Esser, and
Nuel´s one-time boss,
Thomas Rehbein, showing ceramics and sketches by
Elmar
Trenkwalder. A fine dinner at Alice´s where we meet
her neighbour, portrait painter Alexander, a gentle soul in the same family as
Schlieffen of the Plan.
March 20th;
After a relaxed start, Robin and I wander around
Cologne. Alice, a painter of natural skies and
treetops, takes us to an exhibition called
´Schweigern´
in a set of lawyers´ offices and then to
her 39th-floor flat. We look down on the lights of
Cologne, hear a few belching, rhythmic roars of a lion
rogering one of his lionesses down in the zoo below,
and leave. Robin gets vertigo, insists on walking down
while we get the lift, and has to telephone us for
help when he locks himself in a 2nd-floor garden.
Alice says I should read
Frans de Waal´s other book, a
companion to
´Chimpanzee Politics´. Then to a
Vietnamese restaurant.
March 19th;
We bid farewell to Kate and Jules. Robin becomes
slightly tense as we struggle to leave the traffic
jams of south London behind. Miraculously, we make the
5pm ferry crossing
and reach Nuel in Cologne at around
2am.
March 18th;
Welcomed by Kate last night, today once again Jules
helps out and puts me in touch with Ben. Then I meet
Billy the linguist in person at the Festival Hall for
a herbal tea! Every bit as mellow yet precise as his
weblog suggests. I buy the DNA special print edition
of New Scientist, get back to Kate´s, and she, Robin
and Amir are relaxing.
March 17th;
Bus down to London today. Not yet had a chance to check
that Caucasian
oil-pipeline website mentioned by Laura,
who I met while out having a coffee with John on Saturday.
March 16th;
Also rich in black and white line drawings, mother's 1962 copy of
T.H. Savory's
'Zoology'
in the Teach Yourself Books series - back when they had the stern,
wasplike yellow and black covers, was an odd read. On one hand enjoyable to find
an old-fashioned straight-into-the-action book starting with single-celled
microbes and going from there. On the other hand, a slightly fuller glossary of
zoology terms might have helped. Unapologetically taxonomic.
Here's the first paragraph of Chapter 5, page 51:
"The mesenchyme
or more or less solid mesoderm
of the Platyhelminthes
is the focus of attention in the next stage of the
evolution of the animal body. It is found to have changed from a
mesogloea
supporting a few more or less isolated cells into a distinct cellular layer
with functions of its own. In it there appears a space, known as the coelom,
and the cells which line this, the
splanchnic mesoderm outside the gut, and
the somatic mesoderm below the
ectoderm,
play so important a part in the lives
of animals that possess them that these animals are customarily preferred
{sic} to as the Coelomata."
Has so much really changed since 1962?
Remember, this is a teach-yourself
book {priced, not cheaply for then, at 7s / 6d}. The slogan "Alert minds
choose Teach Yourself Books" certainly made me feel a bit dozy.
I obviously had not been paying attention in
chapters 1 to 4. Coelom & Coelomata do get defined, but some of the other
terms caught me a little off guard. Am I silly to want a bit more explaining?
Perhaps lists of names really do/did define biology.
What would Savory make of the new suggestions to
replace
Greek and Latin naming of species with DNA-based barcodes,
I wonder?
March 15th;
Robert Kaplan's
book about the history of zero
from the library was interesting,
and has lots of charming black and white drawings taken from historical sources.
A double page of herb-like plant drawings showing the evolution of various
modern words for zero, nil, nought etc is a treat.
Disguising his strong views with lots of cheerful wit, he comes down quite firmly
on the idea that the zero-and-place-value system was not [as usually claimed]
an Indian 6th or 7th century AD innovation, but actually was something they got
from more secretive Greeks in a roundabout way in the late Hellenic period.
'The Nothing that is', like
Adrian Woolfson's book,
rather indulges its own
sense of the lyrical, but with much better judged humour, and a lighter touch.
The point where an Old English author from 1300 is quoted to explain
Knuth's
notation for
Ramsey numbers
is a typical moment. Even where,
later in the book, Kaplan keeps the whimsy pedal pressed fairly close to the
floor, you're still left wishing you'd had him as a maths teacher, instead
of the grey-faced dullards we all actually got.
March 14th;
Finish mother's copy of
Bede's
'History of the English Church and People' over
breakfast. Strangely soothing to read. Wonderfully plain and unpretentious in
tone, earnestly recounting various miracles with a mixture of apologetic
assurances that a friend had spoken to a witness who really saw it, and a
touchingly sincere concern that each miracle story may help the reader's own
soul. An appealing glimpse of a nation with four languages ['English'
{like modern Dutch or Frysk?}, 'Pictish' {in Scotland}, 'Scots' {mainly Ireland
and the west of what's now Scotland}, and 'British' {Old
Welsh?}]. The idea of Old Welsh/Cornish being spoken all the way down from Ayr to
Carlisle to Blackpool to Liverpool through Wales to Bristol and the whole of
the West Country is nice. Striking how everybody back
then [from about 600 to the 720s AD] was
(a) routinely racked by sickness, death,
& thoughts of heaven or hell, and
(b) very glad to politely and generously
entertain strangers and guests, despite language barriers, probably
for a bit of company. Presumably the few above peasant level had a lot of spare
time to either pray with great intensity morning and night, study and teach
scriptures in a variety of languages [quite a few Dark-Age Brits, Bede approvingly
mentions, understood Greek as well as Latin], or invite in holy travellers from
a neighbouring kingdom for a fortnight of discussion. I suppose people still like
meeting travellers, but find it harder to justify.
March 13th;
Finish the
Hebden Bridge Library copy of
Adrian Woolfson's
'Life without genes'
around midnight. Compelling in parts, deeply annoying in others. An initial
foray into various kinds of increasingly-large toy hypermarkets, culminating in
the awesomely-sized 'Toy Space' is clever. Woolfson uses Toy Space
[a planet-sized shop containing all possible toys, once made, to be made, and
that can be made, ever] to explain the idea of Gene Space, a vast collection
of kits of all the possible permutations of DNA-codings and perhaps other codings
too. Woolfson's obvious debt to Borges' more crisply expressed
'Library
of Babel' image - a combinatoric collection of all possible strings of printed characters,
so all possible books, containing all actual books as a tiny subset -
is vaguely alluded to later, but not really acknowledged.
The main ideas are interesting, but clouded over by Woolfson's hip-scientist pose.
He discusses the structure of DNA, how it might have evolved from simpler
mechanisms for inheritance, and how very early life must have had not
digital, but analogue genetics, like analogue gramaphone records before digital compact
discs. These might have been temporary clusters of molecules in tiny rock pools or
small fluid-dynamic cells of perhaps thermally self-ordering fluid within bigger
seas of chemicals. This would have been interesting if he hadn't got carried away by his
version of Borges' metaphor into producing so much
dodgy prose. Perhaps writing like this: "And you embrace
these things with open
arms. The cowboy greets the Indian. Together we kiss the ether, our saddle is every
tomorrow. But we have no space for this conjuring deception, these tricks, this
hocus pocus. - ..." [and on and on and on, across the vast
expanses of Pseudy Waffle
Space...] helps many readers. A refreshing glimpse of
wild science? I hope so. But other affectations, such as
always writing
'discreet'
when he means the other word
'discrete',
pale into insignificance
next to Woolfson's substance-abuse-style fantasies. I would have liked more
about the early, self-organising, almost shapeless forms of pre-gene life,
more about the future of modified genes, and frameworks for heredity other than
DNA. And a lot less lurching between florid passages and
paragraphs bristling with big biology words. Some wonderful ideas, interesting facts and speculation,
and plenty of energy - 2 or 3 books later could be something superb. Once it's
evolved a bit.
March 12th;
Encouragement, from both John by phone and Liberty Belle, via
Samizdata,
by e-mail, to write about
Jumping Jacques Chirac for a US magazine.
March 11th;
I finish Peter's copy of
'The Figure in the Landscape' by John Dixon Hunt.
A very smooth, but quite bewildering read. Bewildering largely because it's about
18th-century English poetry, landscape gardening and landscape painting,
and I know next to nothing about any of the three. Towards the end,
the scraps of things I half-recall of
Alexander Pope,
Capability Brown, or Thomas Gainsborough
all started fitting a bit better into bigger changes of fashion and beliefs.
Like any new subject area, a bit of a slippery ice wall at
first. Probably starts to take shape more after 3 or 4 books.
March 10th;
I trot over to
Hebden Bridge and back. Again.
March 9th;
I wade through the Sunday newspapers.
The
Observer Magazine has an article about art curators who are
"iconoclastic"
[i.e. break pictures]. What's wrong
with simple words like 'bold'?
March 8th;
Last night Ed & I heard
Simon Armitage read his poems. This morning
Len's translation of
'Utas es Holdvilag',
'Journey by Moonlight',
by Antal Szerb arrived by post.
March 7th;
So, I'll put links here to wherever I stick it, but the brief outline of my
view is that Searle's
Chinese Room argument is just as deeply flawed as the
artificial-intelligence community claim, essentially assuming what it seeks to
show {the specialness of first-person consciousness}, but that Searle's
philosophical instincts are still in the right direction. Inverting Turing's
simulation test, so as to claim that even a perfect simulator [a person locked
in a room full of rulebooks for turning Chinese writing into English writing]
is still not a real intelligence, is bold of Searle. He attacks Turing's
simulated-thinking-is-as-good-as-real-thinking case apparently at its strongest
point. But the room-bound nature of the Chinese Room [like the Turing Test]
"pumps" Searle's intuition
just like everyone else's, and stops both detractors and proponents of machine
intelligence from seeing the real issue, which is autonomy. The
Robot Reply seems
to get close, but is just cladding the Chinese Room in a moving shell. Both Searle
and his opponents, AI defenders like
Daniel Dennett,
have got it upside down. [Though Dennett got very close, worrying about what
he called
'cognitive wheels' and the AI
'frame problem' -
but notice how in his very 2nd sentence "Its only task was to fend
for itself." the design assumption subtly smothers any autonomy assumption before it
could even get started.]
Bodies are not vehicles or add-ons for intelligences. Rather, intelligences are
subordinate features of bodies,
serving higher-level animal needs like food, survival, sex. No system built
into a box, even a moving box, is going to be intelligent, because both
the consciousness defenders
[like John Searle]
and the cognitivists [like Dennett or
Pinker] have misconstrued thinking as a facility giving clever answers and
both see the essence of thinking as somehow about thinking {albeit
contrastingly: experiental + circumstantial
on the one hand, logicist + functionalist on the other}.
In fact thinking is about doing, so as to do what that animal wants.
It's a facility assisting clever decisions
by an autonomous entity [such as a squirrel] which already
has other things it needs to do more urgently than think.
At 5 pages it's a bit long for here {I've only just pruned this page}.
So 'Giving the Chinese Room a mind of its own' or
'A linguist locked in the Chinese Room' or whatever, will link from
here when/if it finds a home....
March 6th;
Tomorrow and tomorrow for the Chinese Room. How to summarise? I hope it
isn't another
'intuition pump' as
Dennett would put it, but we'll see.
No cash-journalism replies yet. Those
busy-busy-busy London editors still frantically occupied, pumping
printers' ink through the arteries of this great nation.
March 5th;
The second day I bump into Peter on the approach to
Hebden Bridge, again wearing
a yellow flower in his buttonhole.
March 4th;
Perhaps I'll post something about
Searle's
Chinese Room argument against
strong artificial intelligence tomorrow.
Not really enough room [ha!] here. Can
anyone suggest a decent discussion list?
I might call it
'A linguist locked in the Chinese Room' if
I find somewhere to put the whole article, though lots of other fun titles beckon.
But I'm pretty sure now I know what's wrong with Searle's argument, and
where his cognitive-science & AI opponents go wrong too.
March 3rd;
Sent article to editor at Loaded.
March 2nd;
Ed takes me along to a lovely dinner party at Peter's {a poetry-filled cottage
up on the
tops} with Gaia and Tim.