The
Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script™
KEANU REEVES: Why am I here?
THE EXPLAINER: Many years ago, shortly before the success of Speed,
you sold your soul to the devil in exchange for a promise of notoriety
that your piss-poor acting skills do not deserve. This series
is the actualization of this promise.
KEANU REEVES: What was the Osiris? And who was that kid in Zion
who kept pestering me?
THE EXPLAINER: You will find the answers to these questions by
purchasing The Animatrix, a collection of nine animated shorts
from some of Anime's top directors.
God's
Country "Goebbels began a weekly newspaper called Das
Reich in 1940. He generally wrote the lead article each week,
in which he took special pride. This essay is dated 9 August 1942.
It presents the standard Nazi view of the U.S. as a land with
no culture."
--
Life & Times of the 341st Bomb Group -- China-Burma-India,
Sep 1942 - Nov 1945 (midi)
Asshat
The Official History "Once on the North American continent,
there was no stopping it’s spread to the states. In
a June 2000 memo to US-Canadian Customs agents, they were warned
to not let this word slip across the border. At this point
the word had such a Canadian backing that there was no way to
stop it’s glorious spread. And so, ‘asshat’
was first used in the US by an Inuit man named Pukkeenegak who
slipped across the border in his kayak. God bless the Inuit!"
Has
Google run out? "The most popular creature in the virtual
universe has space problems, or, more precisely, it could have
them in the future. In fact, is seems that the most popular search
engine in the world is about to reach the limit of its capacity
of listed pages: 4,294,967,296. A numeric problem that is mainly
due to a calculation error."
"Four
years ago, Bhutan, the fabled Himalayan Shangri-la, became the
last nation on earth to introduce television. Suddenly a culture,
barely changed in centuries, was bombarded by 46 cable channels.
And all too soon came Bhutan's first crime wave - murder, fraud,
drug offences. Cathy Scott-Clark and Adrian Levy report from a
country crash-landing in the 21st century."
Labour
website hacked "On Monday morning the site's usual content
of Labour Party news was replaced by an image of US President
George Bush carrying his dog withTony Blair's head superimposed
on it."
Hindu
Hells Ronald McDonald's days are numbered.
Rumsfeld
Declares His Penis A Weapon Of Mass Creation "I hope
I am not being to forthcoming in saying this," Rumsfeld told
a shocked audience at a meeting of the Daughters of the American
Revolution, "But my penis has long been known for bringing
joy to this world. I would actually classify it as a weapon of
mass creation."
Oolong
the Blancing Bunny (is
dead).
"The
Ambient Orb is a device that slowly transitions between thousands
of colors to show changes in the weather, the health of your stock
portfolio, or if your boss or friend is on instant messenger."
We're
All Gonna Die! A skeptical guide to Doomsday "Standing
at the Berlin Wall in 1969, Princeton astrophysicist J. Richard
Gott III used a statistical formula to predict that the barrier
would last 2.66 to 24 more years. It lasted 20. Later, Gott applied
the same equation to humanity and calculated, with 95 percent
certainty, that it would last 205,000 to 8 million more years."
FHM's
100 "greatest" online games Greatest?
†
WHERE IS JESUS? †
Saga
Swirl One of them matching puzzle games, but with a
twist, I mean, twirl.
Not
so typical Barbies! Like Margie
Simpsone Barbie, Hellrasier
Ken & Barbie, and of course, Neo-Nazi
Barbie!
Hilary's
Best Seller, an Onion infographic.
CATPRIN
- Tailor for Cats That "wacky" dressing up
your cat site is now in English
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