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Friday, April 2, 2004

Wired: Florida court sends RIAA away
A federal judge in Florida ruled yesterday that record labels must file individual lawsuits against suspected file-swappers, rather than lumping them together in a single suit. More in today's Wired News:
The Recording Industry Association of America has sued nearly 2,000 file swappers in jurisdictions around the country. In this lawsuit, the music trade group bundled 25 suspected file swappers who share the same Internet service provider, Bright House Networks, into one legal action. With this ruling, the RIAA must refile the lawsuits individually, marking another setback in its campaign to sue swappers. Judge David Baker of the U.S. District Court in Orlando is the second judge to rule that the RIAA cannot group individuals together. Last month, a Philadelphia judge made a similar ruling.
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In putting together the blog book, I realized that outside of photo blogs, there were several specific types of blog entries.

Informative: short, sweet, linked. Makes a quick point and backs it up with a link to another site. Boing Boing has made this into an art form.

Blisdom (blog wisdom): can be short or long, relies on a narrative to make a subtle point. Often pulled from a life experience. Here's an example from a conversation with my wife:

Wife: I just had the strangest dream. I was on a train...
Me: Coach or First Class?
Wife: Honey, I don't dream in coach.

Vanity Post: Often inane. Represents everything that journalists like to point to and say, "See, blogs are worthless."

‘While the unexamined life may not be worth living the overexamined life is not worth reading.’
--Scott Simon of NPR on “inane weblogs”

That doesn't mean these blog entries aren't interesting when read as part of the whole blog...it just means that if there is a point, it is often missed by the casual visitor, like going from Sopranos series 1 to series 4.

Fiction: There is a lot of emerging fiction popping up from blogs. Harder to find, but worth the journey.

Then comes the post that has had the biggest affect on my life. I don't have a clever name for it, so let's just call it the "shoes" post...as in walk a mile in another's shoes. Sometimes it has a clear point, and other times it just resonates inside you. Whatever the author's point behind the post, it takes on new meaning in your own mind. Sometimes you learn something about someone else, but often you learn something about yourself.

Here's a few examples of these types of posts:

My Waking Nightmare by Adam Hindman." Be sure to explore the rest of the site. Some brilliant short fiction here as well.

So, Are You Japanese, or Korean? by Alice Matsumoto. A good example of how the desire to identify with another culture often makes you look like an idiot. Like my uncontrollable need to play hip-hop around my African American friends, so I am seen as cool...even though it is quite pathetic and probably transparent (now I play Def Leppard...ultra white, but has the word "def" in it).

Then we have Stand. A Korean-American man who, at separate points, has been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia and manic depression. He has been institutionalized 5 times through the two main "episodes" of madness, the first having lasted from July 1991 through about April 1997.

A sample:

"There is nothing to be done about this, I think. It stays hidden from view, as it only comes when no one else is around. It is not distressing, really -- the phenomenon has been with me so long I have put it down as old hat, par for the course. Looking at me, you would never know that I routinely talk to angels in my spare time."

and

"You cannot say, I don't think, that in this moment, I was sane, and in the next moment, I was insane. Many borders in this life are fuzzy, hazy. You cannot say one thing ends here and another begins. Or maybe there are parts to it: on this day, just my foot was insane, but not the rest of me. Something like that. Or maybe it was that "snap", after all. Maybe it's when you're so far gone you can't talk your way out of it. Maybe only when they're sure you're gone, you're gone. Before that, you're just weird or eccentric or even "interesting". No one wants to believe it, least of all you. You joke about it all the time, but man, when it's serious — keep away from that. So, when was it, exactly? I dunno. I think it was when nobody was laughing anymore."

This site makes me wonder if perhaps Neil Gaiman's brilliance is rooted in madness.
posted by Alan Graham at 8:19:26 AM | permalink


I wrote a blog entry about Kinja over at O'Reilly. I think what they are doing is important, but I have some concerns on how it will work over time.

Which leads me to a few interesting facts about my new book Never Threaten To Eat Your Co-Workers: Best of Blogs.

-Approximately 30,000 entries were read. Of that number, about 170 entries were initially selected to be in the book, while the final count came out to 67 entries total.

-When we initially started collecting the entries, we were using an online forum (not my idea). What's funny is that it had a profanity filter on it. So I think this may be the world's first book edited for profanity in reverse. We had to go back to insert cursing.

-We knew that we'd have to make some cuts due to page count restrictions. So, I assembled a team of three advisors to read and rate the content on a scale of 1-5, five being the highest. Only one entry of the approx. 170 received a perfect rating of five. Will I ever reveal which one? The bidding starts at...

-And the best fact of all is that when I had collected all the material, I did a little calculation and found that over 60% of the material was from women bloggers. What a fantastic surprise. I think it is great to see such diversity in a medium which is typically dominated by men. Another interesting little factoid was that women were far more verbal and descriptive. They rarely made entries about like, uh, you know...Quake and stuff. Their content was richer and more detailed than their male counterparts. I also noticed that quite a few men were reading and linking to blogs written by women. I hope to see this trend continue, because it sets the bar higher for everyone.

I'd also like to see a study done about this...

Here are some entries from some of my favorite women of the web.

Keely St. Claire: Only I Didn't say Fudge

Claire Robertson: This Could Happen To You

Paula Abilheira: The Sanctity of the Bathroom Experience

Melanie Wilson: Walk on the Wild Side

LJC: Election Day (note there are some broken image links, be sure to visit her index page as well)
posted by Alan Graham at 11:31:48 PM | permalink


The genius of Andy Kaufman was that the joke was on us. He was able to blur the line between reality and perception, so he always kept us guessing. I was still a young child during some of his more provocative stunts. Even then I just loved him. I think the innocence of that age allowed me to see something that was masked to the adults around me.

Well if Andy were alive today (and perhaps he is), he'd be behind Landover Baptist Church. This is clearly the absolute best parody site on the web. Hands down. It is so brilliant, that it takes you literally hours to figure out it is a parody. And yet, you are always left wondering.

While the entire site is a parody, the funniest joke of all is the joke on us. You totally see the brilliance of the joke when you open their mailbag and take a peek at what is inside. There are two types of letters. One type is from moderates and non-religious people who are appalled and disgusted because it confirms everything they believe to be true about the religious right. The other is from the right who are offended because Landover makes Jerry Falwell look like Hillary Clinton. The brilliance is that both sides unintentionally write the absolute funniest letters, which really show the true nature and ignorance of humanity.

Go check out the mail for yourself, but here are a few excerpts to whet your whistle.

"Dear Landover, I laugh at your ignorance. I have religious friends and I must say that if Jesus existed today, he would have wanted love. What are you people? You're hateful "Holier than thou" morons."

"Please tell me you are joking. This site -and consiquently your ideas of a spanking- is a blasphamos. Feel free to post this on your cite (though i'm sure you won't)."

"Are you people really serious with this garbage? You encourage parents to beat their kids with a Bible and call them "sissies" and "demons"? Where the hell do you get off with that bullshit? We're all worried about terrorists in the middle east, while we have all these Christian terrorists right here at home. You are sick and full of hate and ignorance. Your scare tactics don't work on me."

This is choice:
"you folks are an the brink of demon posession yourselvers... Nothing but blasphemy is on your crappy website. Turn aside from your evil ways, loved ones. I do know you know Jesus, but pastor, this is for you! Quit building upon yuour weak foundation so as not to be one" barley escaping through the flames." Remember, as ministers especially, the blood of the lost will be on our hands. Reach out in love, not hateful scare tactics. Oh, and by the way, I am NOT a liberal.
Please respond back to mattvan77@yahoo.com
Matthew John Van Vleet
Chicago Outreach Ministries

But this one really takes the cake...oh man is this the best...I mean I'm a geek but this guy...

"Your scathing review of Return of The King was laughably ignorant, and one would think that persons responsible for showing a film to a congregation, and for writing/publishing articles on it would do a little research before risking the destruction of a five-million dollar theatre at the hands of enraged congregants (although, in any case, thier reaction was appalling). Had anyone bothered to Google "return of the king" you would have litany of resources at your fingertips describing exactly what it was - the last installment of a three-part book entitled "The Lord Of The Rings," its three parts being "The Fellowship of the Ring," "The Two Towers," and finally, "The Return of the King." This book was written by renowned author J.R.R. Tolkien as a follow-up to The Hobbit, and was first published in 1956. It has since been republished in countless edition and formats since then, and has become one of the most loved and treasured books of all time, the world over. Tolkien himself was a devout Christian, and ingrained His faith into the story. December of 2001 marked the release of the first film, The Fellowship of the Ring, with The Two Towers following one year later, and as you know, The Return of The King premiering this past December. Had you seen the first two films, you would have known the the Ring was a device created by the Dark Lord Sauron (yes, Dark Lord) to contain his power, and that the King was Aragorn, the heir of Isildor, who was King of Gondor before Sauron began to plunge the world into darkness. Since no heir came forward, Gondor had no king until Aragorn came forward - hence the return of the king. Sauron is NOT the portrayal of God in this story, he is the most powerful of Satan's demons, if not Satan himself. The Hobbits, the Dwarves, the Elves, and the Men were all working together in an epic battle against Sauron and his armies of Orcs and Urukai (demons), to defeat Evil. Destroying the Ring was paramount to the success of this battle, and was not an act against God, but against Satan. The slightest bit of research would have told you all of this, and as you are in a position of leadership and teaching, research is necessary, and it is neglegent on your part not to have done it. Or perhaps you did, but you want your community to believe that anything made outside of it is completely evil. Is that how you maintain control?"

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

Andy would be so proud.
posted by Alan Graham at 12:15:28 AM | permalink


Heads up...

The new liberal radio network, Air America, launches today at 12pm EST. I'm personally a big fan of Randi Rhodes who will be handling the late afternoon/early evening slot. She's an intelligent 20 year radio veteran who deserves a national audience. Her time slot is from 3pm to 7pm...a full four hours. She's the perfect antidote to people who use insults instead of arguments.

If you are interested in tuning in, apparently there will be a webcast here.

Quick Update: One step forward for broadcasting...one step back for webcasting. Apparently they have underestimated their expected traffic, and it is almost impossible to keep a constant connection. From bad to worse...it seems they've chosen the insidiously bad Real Player for their audio stream. Sigh...let's hope they take a hint from Car Talk, although I'd prefer a Quicktime stream.

Let's hope they fix it by tomorrow.
posted by Alan Graham at 8:06:36 AM | permalink


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