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 Crying-Wiggling Beats Crying, Hold the Wiggle
Friday, June 04 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Hey, I learned the coolest trick. I haven' even had any instruction in the matter, yet I've totally learned this one good. Instead of just crying while crying I've invented the fine art of crying while wiggling. That's right, you heard me, wiggling.
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 Where Oh Where Did My Baby Hair Go?
Sunday, May 30 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Oh where oh where can it be? I'm not all full of myself or think I'm the cutest boy on the block. In fact I've never even looked in a mirror but I still knew something was wrong when I reached up to straighten my fine, dark locks; they were missing.
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 Hoping Love More Rugged Than Love-Me-Nots
Tuesday, May 18 @ 09:00:00 PDT
So I learned about this new love barometer called a Love-Me-Not. It's a clever device readily available in any flowered bed anywhere outside. They are available for free as long as you have a speedy exit strategy.
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 First (Mobile) Office Meeting Monopolized by Screaming
Wednesday, May 12 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Well, it's more than official now, Dominic is among us smelling of his full shitake glory. I'd anticipated his fresh perspective and youthful exuberance but failed to foresee his ability to overtake all concentration by volume.
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 Baseball More Fun, Louder Than Remembered
Tuesday, May 11 @ 03:00:00 PDT
I'm a stranger to a lot of things and frankly a lot of people. Because of this I'm always discovering new things and people are advised not to take candy from me. Baseball and Brendan are not strangers though, we're just long lost acquaintances.
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 New Guy Smaller Than Bag of Doritos
Saturday, May 08 @ 03:00:00 PDT
Is it just me or is our new reporter really, really small? I know I'm pretty petite myself (with no girliness implied, I'm a daddy's boy all the way) but this guy is small like a bagel toaster.
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 Is It Just Me Or Are There More Ads?
Wednesday, May 05 @ 19:00:00 PDT
You may have noticed some very subtle changes around here lately, namely that there's more advertisements on the site than ever before. "But why?" you may ask, and rightly so. We got answers for that, don'tcha worry.
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 Birth Canals: Just Too Narrow
Thursday, April 29 @ 01:00:00 PDT
Last week I had the rare chance to pass through a birth canal. I have to say, if I could change one thing it would be how wide it is and how easy it is to go through.
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