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ALKYHAWL KNEWZ
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Thirsty Jeffrey
drank the drinks, but then he poured them down the drain. Alcohol
is not for me. I'm too old for this shit =/
2004 : 9 : 22
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ARITHMATICK UPDAYTE - top middle text
book from two posts ago
2004 , 9 , 22
Hi, I'm not sure how to say this in the Internet, but Jeffrey
is in the hospital now. He was with friends and ("dubbers"?)
at a hill with friends taking video. My Jeff is doing okay,
but the Spinal Specialist said that his recovery will be very
intensive. I am at a loss for words. I do wish Jeffrey the best.
Here
is the video of his horrible accident.
2004 - 9 - 21
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yeah. fuck the area of a parabolic curve where x ends at n.
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2004
: 9 : 20
My cold-cathode light in my computer died a while back and I've
finally replaced it with an Arctic Cooling one. It's much brighter
and I ordered a 80mm LED exhaust fan along with it. I highly
recommend newegg.com
Here it is with the cold-cathode off, and the 80mm fan on by
default.
And here is the case fan with the lights out. This will be running
whenever the computer is on.
This is what the box looks like with the cold-cathode and the
case fan running. It's very bright!
This is what the box looks like with the lights on! Still quite
bright.
The neon is a little brighter than I had expected, so the CC
won't be on at night, or if it's distracting. Thankfully the
exhaust LEDs are subtle, as they will be running all the time.
Why do I do it? Because I have a clear panel case and today's
motherboards and auxillary cards are cool to look at. Think
"digital fishtank." It's a novelty factor, nothing
more.
2004 : 9 : 7
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Images courtesy of SomethingAwful.
Why does everyone eat so much fast food these days and where
did the home-cooked, kitchen-made dinner vanish to?
McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, Friendly's, Applebees, Arby's,
Outback SteakHouse, Pub 99, Subway, Quizno's, D'Angelo's.
Dunkin Donuts, Delivery Domino's and Krispy Kreme's. Corner
bagel store. Avenue pastry shoppe. Papa Gino's and Bickfords.
Try our Low-Carb Specials! turns my stomach.
Cook yourself some real food. Make a steak and a salad. Chicken
and some broccoli. Burger and fries even.
Fast food makes me sick, make some REAL food.
...
Here we have a marinated, grilled chicken breast, with grilled
onions and a generous helping of steamed broccoli. Serves two.
Ready in 20 minutes.
Mediocre effort and minimal ingredients transform chicken, onions,
red peppers and egg noodles into this mean dish. Iced Jager
(optional) to be used sparingly.
Bon` appetite.
2004 : 9 : 6
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Y'all come back to vote now. Ya hear?
(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush. His IQ was
zero and his head was up his tush. He drank like a fish while
he drove all about. But it didn't really matter 'cuz his daddy
bailed him out. DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail. He spends
all his time hangin' out with student folk. And that's when
he learns how to snort a line of coke. Blow, that is. White
gold. Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam. Kin folks
say, "George, stay at home with Mom. "Let the common
people go to get maimed and scarred. We'll buy you a spot in
the Texas Air Guard.Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored. He trades in
the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord. He says, "Now the
White House is where I ough! ta be." So he calls his daddy's
friends and they call the GOP. Gun owners, that is. Falwell.
Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the elections runnin' late. Kin folks say,
"Jeb, give the boy your state!"" Don't let those
colored folks get into the polls." So they put up barricades
so they couldn't punch their holes. Chads, that is. Duval County.
Miami-Dade.
Before the votes are counted five Supremes step on in. They
tell all the voters "Hey, we want George to win.""
Stop counting votes!" is their solemn invocation. And that's
how George finally goes and gets his coronation. Rigged, that
is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come back to vote now. Ya hear?
2004. 9. 3
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webmaster
ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST
BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Fri, Sep 3, 2004 at 12:00:32 EDT
Internet, USA (INDY) - Famed webmaster
was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust on
the Internet last night, say police.
According to Police Department spokesperson Kareem Ohvmashroom.,
police entered the home of known crack dealer "Jose Rodriguez"
at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a
noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering
the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack
pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We
then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found webmaster,
dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting
to flush approximately 5 kilograms of crack cocaine."
"When webmaster
was confronted, he screamed "This is just my baking soda!
I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted webmaster
to the Charlton County Jail, where he is being held on $4,000
bond.
Webmaster has
struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping,
and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Webmaster
has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery
addiction. This is his first arrest for crack cocaine possession.
2004 : 9 : 2 (the international
date standard)
or September 2nd
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I just pranked Blockbuster.
JM: Hi, I just finished watching
The Passion of the Christ. I heard it was a very violent film.
Well, it wasn't really what I wanted. It didn't have enough
blood or gore. Do you have anything more extreme that you can
recommend?
Him: Uh, I'm not sure I follow.
JM: I'm saying that The Passion didn't have the gross-out factor
that I expected and I'm wondering what you can recommend.
Him: Uh, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
JM: The original?
Him: Yeah, uh, and Nightmare on Elm St. and the Jason movies.
JM: Okay. Thanks. Bye.
http://justchillen.com/lostcat.doc
have you seen my cat ? anyone ?
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