Just Say No.AndyRichterSucks.com
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Andy Richter Sucks. This website is dedicated to belittling the unlittle man who is Conan O'Brien's former sidekick and the current star of the Fox sitcom "Quintuplets" airing this summer.

May 3, 2003
Well it looks like Andy's NBC pilot fell through, however his FOX pilot "Quintuplets" was picked up for 12 episodes and will air this summer, beginning June 16, Wednesdays at 8:30pm. It will air right after The Simple Life 2, and will be five times as bad.

September 18, 2003
Must See TV? 
More like, Must ... uh, NOT See. Zing!Network floozy Andy Richter is at it again, first he jumped ship to FOX, then to an unaired pilot on CBS, now he's stinking up the joint again at NBC. Andy has signed a deal to develop and star in a comedy series next fall. You can see him on the big screen soon in New York Minute, where the all powerful Olsen twins vanquish him back to the world of television.

May 3, 2003
Although it's not 100% official yet, Andy Richter Controls the Universe is apparently gone forever. Andy is gonna show up next on CBS in a comedy called "Lunchbox Chronicles". He's also the voice of a dog in a CBS pilot called "Harry's Girl."

April 1, 2003

You have just read the crappiest April Fools day joke ever. Thank you, have a nice day.

December 10, 2002
Andy got a big article written up on him and his show, all I read was blahblahblah though. Andy will be on Carson Daly's Last Call show again this Thursday night. I read that he gives his smelly socks to Carson. I don't care though, as long as I get to use this graphic again:

Carson Daly + Andy Richter = ASS

December 6, 2002
Oh man, my December just got doubly worse. Fox was doing a great job of not promoting the season premiere of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", I didn't see any ads for it whatsoever until Sunday night. If I didn't hate Andy so much I would have never even known it came on Sundays. But it looks like they are trying to make up for it, for the month of December they are airing original episodes on Tuesdays at 8:30pm in addition to Sundays at 9:30pm. When will the madness end?! ... Oh. Probably in January.

October 28, 2002

You suck, Andy. (Not
really. Happy Birthday.)

October 14, 2002
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the imageThere's not much Andy news, which actually is pretty easy to believe. Andy and Conan had a mock fight during the Emmy awards last month. Maybe Andy was mock mad because his nominated show didn't win. A couple weeks ago during a visit to New York City I wandered around the GE/NBC building, just hoping to get a glimpse of Andy so I could give him a solid punch in his Andy face. But dadgummit, he doesn't live in NYC anymore, he lives in hell Los Angeles. So I did the next best thing and drew a mustache on his big picture near the entrance. I don't think they'll mind.

July 18, 2002
Things are kinda slow, and I've been vacationing in Japan (where there is no Andy Richter to be found), but the pilot episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was nominated for an Emmy today, in the category of Writing for a Comedy Series.

May 16, 2002
The universe is in correct alignment. FOX has cancelled "That 80's Show", and "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" has been picked up. New shows should begin to air in midseason. We now resume our faux bashing of Andy Richter. That jerk.

May 14, 2002
I'm taking a break from my fake Andy insults to report that rumors are flying that FOX is planning on cancelling "Andy Richter Controls the Universe". That would be a shame because Andy's show was actually one of the better new shows this season. I'm not sure what we, the general public can do about that, FOX has an idiotic mind all to itself, already cancelling Futurama and The Family Guy. I suggest writing to FOX or your local congressman with unadulterated Andy Praise.

May 1, 2002
Andy will be Carson Daly's guest on NBC's Last Call next Monday night (May 6). Carson Daly and Andy Richter together? Now there's match made in turd heaven if I ever saw one.

Carson Daly + Andy Richter = ASS

One a different note, it's sweeps month and there wasn't a new episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" this Tuesday, and there won't be one next Tuesday either. FOX is instead showing "That 80's Show" next Tuesday. Now I know Andy's show is a piece of crap, but man, "That 80's Show" is completely putrid. It's like watching a manure pile slowly decompose.

April 28, 2002
Nick, a fellow Andy hater, writes in:

"It looks like that bastard can't keep his hands or lack of talent to himself! Andy just guest starred on an episode of Malcolm in the Middle (4/28/02). Thank God it was a clip show, I don't think I could stand to look at him for an entire 30 minutes."
Join the rest of the world, Nick. It's a good thing I wasn't home to digest that appearance, otherwise I might have had one extra bill from the hospital for a stomach pumping.

April 15, 2002
Andy Richter was interviewed on National Public Radio today, on Fresh Air with Terry Gross. I'm sure the air wasn't all that fresh in the radio booth when Andy was there. Listen to the 11 minute interview here.

April 10, 2002
Andyrichtersucks.com is unleashed upon the Internet. Visitors are proportional to the number of Andy Richter fans. Zero visitors ensue.

Andy Richter Controls the UniverseRepeats of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" are being shown on Thursdays at 9:30PM/8:30C on Fox for the next couple weeks, in case you missed them on Tuesdays. Oh right, there's no "in case" about it.

April 5, 2002
Andy has a cameo appearance as a drunk security officer in the movie Big Trouble, which opens in theatres today. Well at least they got the "drunk" part right.