May 3, 2003
Well it looks like Andy's NBC pilot fell through, however his FOX pilot "Quintuplets" was picked up for 12 episodes
and will air this summer, beginning June 16, Wednesdays at 8:30pm. It will air right after The Simple Life 2, and will be five
times as bad.
September 18, 2003
floozy Andy Richter is at it again, first he jumped ship to FOX, then to an unaired pilot on
CBS, now he's stinking up the joint again at NBC. Andy has signed a deal to develop and star in a comedy series
next fall. You can see him on the big screen soon in New York Minute, where the all powerful Olsen twins
vanquish him back to the world of television.
May 3, 2003
Although it's not 100% official yet, Andy Richter Controls the Universe is apparently gone forever. Andy is gonna show up
next on CBS in a comedy called "Lunchbox Chronicles". He's also the voice of a dog in a CBS pilot called "Harry's Girl."
April 1, 2003
ANDY RICHTER HAS FALLEN INTO A COMA FROM EATING BAD CHEESE.
You have just read the crappiest April Fools day joke ever. Thank you, have a nice day.
December 10, 2002
Andy got a
big article written up on him and his show, all I read was blahblahblah though. Andy will be on Carson Daly's Last Call show again this Thursday night. I read
that he gives his smelly socks to Carson. I don't care though, as long as I get to use this graphic again:
December 6, 2002
Oh man, my December just got doubly worse. Fox was doing a great job of not promoting the season premiere of "Andy Richter
Controls the Universe", I didn't see any ads for it whatsoever until Sunday night. If I didn't hate Andy so much I would have
never even known it came on Sundays. But it looks like they
are trying to make up for it, for the month of December they are airing original episodes on Tuesdays at 8:30pm in
addition to Sundays at 9:30pm. When will the madness end?! ... Oh. Probably in January.
October 28, 2002
October 14, 2002
There's not much Andy news, which actually is pretty easy to believe. Andy and Conan had a mock fight during
the Emmy awards last month. Maybe Andy was mock mad because his nominated show didn't win. A couple weeks ago during a
to New York City I wandered around the GE/NBC building, just hoping to get a glimpse of Andy so I could give him a
solid punch in his Andy face. But dadgummit, he doesn't live in NYC anymore, he lives in
hell Los Angeles. So
I did the next best thing and drew a mustache on his big picture near the entrance. I don't think they'll mind.
July 18, 2002
Things are kinda slow, and I've been vacationing in Japan (where there is no Andy Richter to be found), but the
pilot episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was nominated for an Emmy today, in the category of
Writing for a Comedy Series.
May 16, 2002
The universe is in correct alignment. FOX has cancelled "That 80's Show", and "Andy
Richter Controls the Universe" has been picked up. New shows should begin to air in
midseason. We now resume our faux bashing of Andy Richter. That jerk.
May 14, 2002
I'm taking a break from my fake Andy insults to report that rumors are flying that FOX is planning on cancelling "Andy
Richter Controls the Universe". That would be a shame because Andy's show was actually one of the better new shows this
season. I'm not sure what we, the general public can do about
that, FOX has an idiotic mind all to itself, already cancelling Futurama and The Family Guy. I suggest writing to FOX or
your local congressman with unadulterated Andy Praise.
May 1, 2002
Andy will be Carson Daly's guest on NBC's Last
Call next Monday night (May 6). Carson Daly and Andy Richter together? Now there's match made in turd heaven if I ever saw
One a different note, it's sweeps month and there wasn't a new episode of "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" this Tuesday,
and there won't be one
next Tuesday either. FOX is instead showing "That 80's Show" next Tuesday. Now I know Andy's show is a piece of crap, but man,
"That 80's Show" is completely putrid. It's like watching a manure pile slowly decompose.
April 28, 2002
Nick, a fellow Andy hater, writes in:
"It looks like that bastard can't keep his hands or lack of talent to
Andy just guest starred on an episode of Malcolm in the Middle (4/28/02).
Thank God it was a clip show, I don't think I could stand to look at him for
an entire 30 minutes."
Join the rest of the world, Nick. It's a good thing I wasn't home to digest that appearance, otherwise I might have had one
extra bill from the hospital for a stomach pumping.
April 15, 2002
Andy Richter was interviewed on National Public Radio today, on Fresh Air
with Terry Gross. I'm sure the air wasn't all that
fresh in the radio booth when Andy was there. Listen to the 11
minute interview here.
April 10, 2002
Andyrichtersucks.com is unleashed upon the Internet. Visitors are proportional to the number of Andy Richter fans. Zero
"Andy Richter Controls the
Universe" are being shown on Thursdays at 9:30PM/8:30C on Fox for the next
couple weeks, in case you missed them on Tuesdays. Oh right, there's no "in case" about it.
April 5, 2002
Andy has a cameo appearance as a drunk security officer in the movie Big Trouble, which opens in theatres today. Well at least
they got the "drunk" part right.