The dastardly plot hatched by the Nogoodnik and Dastardly Plot Division
to make Robert Wagner the world's most popular leading man has still
not yielded any concrete results, according to the Conspiracy Oversight
And Chaos, To Be Given Second Chance
"It's been a while since we had a civil
war" says Viceroy Schwartzman
1a.m. November 3rd Helen Schwartzman, Viceroy for Goy Affairs North
America, told her Ohio office to “ever so slightly” tip it's votes
in favor of President Bush. "I wasn't in the mood to drag it
out again" said the Viceroy "I figure the masses are sufficiently
distracted as it is and I have a life you know."
California to Suffer for "National Treasure"
The “Big One” earthquake - until recently
scheduled for August 12, 2203 - has been pushed forward by more
than a half-century in retaliation for the film “National Treasure.”
Some Common Spellings of Chanukah With Pronounciations: