If ever you've wondered how well an ice pack works as a CPU cooler, look no further.
Yea, tsunamis are pretty skeery.
An interesting animation showing the movement of the recent tsunamis.
It's a shame beat boxing with a harmonica never really caught on.
Pamela Anderson from back in the day, before the Tupperware.
Tips for broadband users on how to speed up Firefox (and remove the annoying concurrent download limit).
Poor game design is still alive and well I see.
"The Greatest Story Ever Told"
From a thread on the SomethingAwful forums about "worst roomate ever" stories.
[CLASSIC] It's Grow, version 3!
A whole bunch of adventures for you to waste your day with. Ecspecially if you're one of the 10 people actually working this week.
Play God and Shake the Snow Globe
Girls night out? Damn, I knew they were up to something!
Freakin' sweet quotes from Napoleon Dynamite!
The Top Twenty Nude Scenes of 2004.
Russian prison tattoos and their meanings.
Ooooooooh, it's laaaammmeee, it's laaammme.
If you were impressed by the soccer ball tricks a couple of days ago, then you'll really like this.
Fazer Courtney writes,
"This is what happened to me as soon as I hit puberty. Unfortunately, I didn't get x-ray glasses to see other girl's flaps. I wish I had. Don't worry boys, SpunOne's experience has been documented as well."
Now that Christmas is finally over, Santa is taking a well-deserved break.
Crazy foot tricks using a soccer ball.
40 EE bj00bs, bouncing to The Ramones.
The video for Soulwax's impending single, E Talking.
Exclusive Half-Life 3 pictures have been leaked to the Internet. It's so real looking that I peed a little.
[FOLLOWUP] It looks like our little EQ buddy from a few days ago is going to have to
lightning bolt the folks at Urban Dictionary too.
Next Door Nikki and her entourage of slores look pretty good in chocolate.
Plush purple interior brings the oh snapgasm!
Network outage monitoring using Christmas lights.
Ever wonder what happens when the bullet meets the sword?
[CLASSIC] A video demonstration of how NOT to act during a traffic stop.
Merry Christmas Fazers, from the entire staff. Now, show us your b00bs.
I don't usually greenlight these fake blog sites, but this one (yes, it's still lame) is good for a sorority girl giggle.
Jenny McCarthy gets naked again.
I'm not going to ruin the surprise for you or anything, but in the end, lets just say he has about as many women as every other gamer.
Tokyo Plastic: It doesn't make any sense at all, but it's nice to look at.
If you haven't been keeping up with Lots of Robots (neither have I), volume 2 was released a couple of months ago, and doesn't disappoint.
"I said stop many times. Stop stop stop!" (18+ banners)
The Open Directory Viewer makes life a lot easier, and is nice enough to include a whole slew of open directories to prove it really works. It also does a good job on forum pages without inline images.
The Museum: Another "escape" game, which everybody but me seems to love.
Classic penguin smashing fun.
Sometimes, the tag says it all. :-D
Four minutes of bj00bs... and a puppet.
The largest forums on the web, organized and categorized in a number of different ways. If Fazed were listed, we'd be around 400, with ~1,310,000 posts.
Another icon of female perfection to fuel the fap lantern for the next month.
Man wins contest to become pornstar with one catch: If he can't finish the deed, he gets F'd in the A. Queue up a bout of performance anxiety followed by some crying, and it's strap-on time.
Fazer SanSue (<3) writes,
EQ2 has player homes that can be locked or only allow "friends" to enter. Behind locked doors, people do some silly shit.
This is the screenshot of someone entering a player home and watching a couple of EQ players "roleplay" in the "privacy" of their player home (oops, forgot to lock that door to visitors!) which then gets posted on the server's public forums.
The "roleplayer" tries to say that the screenshots are shopped, the anoncowfag poster offers further proof that they're not, the "roleplayer's" girlfriend, who isn't the one being cybored in the screenshots, comes forward and tells the guy that he's no boyfriend of hers, "roleplayer" threatens with legal action against the board and the anoncowfag poster along with threatening to have his EQ goons/internet buddies break his internet legs and other general hilarity of a classic 'owned' thread in the context of EverQuest 2.
Courtney Love's boobs, from a couple of years back. (Insert the part of you that just died here.)
I'm aware of the high and the low
I'd be waiting for you in the middle but I just lack control
Mustard Gas Party: Photographic Essays
It's "Thriller," craptastic Lego style.
Customize your console without actually doing any work.
Hey, it looks like Luba has a little Oo going on. When did that happen?
I knew one day I would find a girl burried in Cheeto's. Now I don't know whether to fap or snack.
I was born 20 years too late.
[GEEKS] Behold, the most terrible, filthy computer ever.
I know every time a hard game comes along, I'm like "oh noes, hardest game evar," but I think I actually mean it this time. And hey, it's fun too.
Here's 45 different wet t-shirt pictures so you know how to identify one next time you're outside.
[uNF] I can satisy animal: Beastiality as art.
2003, Miss Teen USA; 2004, Playboy. Downward spiral or awesome career?
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
A generous amount of priceless Mike Tyson qoutes.