BalSac the Jaws of Death
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Alias: The Jaws Of Death
Instrument: Guitar
Age: Pi x 10^2 1,000,000
Date of birth: My birthday
Home planet: Ennui
Height: Taller then Oderus
Weight: 12 tons fully
dressed; 98lbs in a towel
Eye color: ?
Favorite color: Fusha
Favorite T.V. show: The
Preview Guide
Last book read: The Tailhook
Report
Last book written: The
Kama Sutra II
Hobbies: Contemplating
suicide, learning to like myself
Last raped orifice: The
car of a GWAR fan
Favorite celebrity: God
When I get mad: I contemplate
suicide
Dream or goal: Learn to
like myself
Philosophy: "If all else
fails, contemplate suicide"
Accomplishments: Getting
out of bed this morning
What shames me: Me
On dates I like to: Contemplate
suicide
Quote: "I am so very,
very sorry"
BalSac writes songs by scratching his scrotum with his guitar.
Prefers quadriplegics over blondes. Invented V.D. and has a bear-trap
for a face.
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