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METALLICA Named 'Best Band On The Planet' At KERRANG! AWARDS - Aug. 26, 2004
METALLICA were named Best Band On the Planet at the Kerrang! Awards, beating out the likes of SLIPKNOT, THE DARKNESS, H.I.M., RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS and BLINK-182, according to Scotsman.com. VELVET REVOLVER, the new group composed of former members of GUNS N' ROSES and STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, won Best International Newcomer, while THE DARKNESS were named Best British Band. The spandex-clad rockers also won Best Live Band for the second year running.

Kerrang! said THE DARKNESS richly deserved their double win.

"They've sold more records, played to more people, been on the cover of more magazines and won more awards than anybody would have dreamed of just 18 months ago, and it's all thoroughly deserved for the band who gave rock back its sense of fun," said the magazine.

The organizers of the Kerrang! Awards — held Thursday night (August 26) at The Brewery in central London — laid on 14,200 bottles of beer, 150 litres of vodka and 1,000 shots of absinthe as part of the refreshments, reports Scotsman.com.

Kerrang! Awards winners:

Best British Newcomer: YOURCODENAMEIS:MILO
Best International Newcomer: VELVET REVOLVER
Best Single: LOSTPROPHETS – "Last Train Home"
Best Album: MUSE – "Absolution"
Icon Award: MC5
Best Video: H.I.M. – "Funeral of Hearts"
Best Live Band: THE DARKNESS
Spirit of Rock Award: ANTHRAX
Classic Songwriter: ASH
Best British Band: THE DARKNESS
Best Band on the Planet: METALLICA
Hall of Fame: GREEN DAY
COMMENT | I totally agree!!!
posted by : heavyjay
8/26/2004 4:04:39 PM

...




or do I?

COMMENT | And Nothing Else Matters...
posted by : Nuke New York
8/26/2004 4:04:59 PM

Anyone who likes Metallica is gay. You're all fags.

COMMENT | Metallica wins
posted by : heavyjay
8/26/2004 4:05:47 PM

'longest thread on the planet' at the blabbermouth awards.

COMMENT | anyways
posted by : p0ny1
8/26/2004 4:08:18 PM

if you don't fuck off with your bullshit...just cuz I like a band I'm gay..I'm gay then your fuck rag

COMMENT | Okay, it's official. Kerrang! knows NOTHING about music.
posted by : Mad Max
8/26/2004 4:09:38 PM

These "awards" are a fucking joke. Who picks this bullshit anyway?! To say that Metallica are the best band on the planet is just as ridiculous as St. Anger's songwriting and production. I can literally think of hundreds of bands more deserving to win that award then fucking Metallica. Sure they were a great band back in the 80s and even the Black album, but now they're just a goddamn joke.

Basically all the awards given I do not agree with whatsoever, but that's always the case with bullshit corporate rock companies like Kerrang!, MTV, etc. They know nothing about music and just about record sales and creating hype around certain bands so they can make $ off them.

COMMENT |
posted by : LastStop
8/26/2004 4:10:32 PM

No Zep or Sab or AC/DC?...all those bands managed more than 4 five star albums...

COMMENT | And the clueless award goes too.....
posted by : Enemy of Reality
8/26/2004 4:10:52 PM

KERRANG!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | heavyjay
posted by : metalhead6
8/26/2004 4:13:18 PM

lol well said.

COMMENT |
posted by : Screaming Beaver
8/26/2004 4:14:31 PM

Terrible choices all from a terrible nomination.

COMMENT |
posted by : b3asty
8/26/2004 4:15:41 PM

Metallica is a piece of corn in Slayers stool! Slayer 4 friggin life!

COMMENT | "Nuke New York" is gay
posted by : HellPatrol
8/26/2004 4:15:46 PM

he also loves it when he gets a cumshot in the eye. I hope u die a gruesome death. Preferably by a nuke.

COMMENT | blah blah blah...they know nothing...
posted by : dethryde
8/26/2004 4:24:43 PM

'Deth shall rule the world...
HAIL MUSTAINE
\m/ \m/

COMMENT | p0ny1 Defends Himself...
posted by : scaryuncle
8/26/2004 4:24:54 PM

Before anybody flamed him.

Sweet.

COMMENT | HOW THE HELL
posted by : P.Trick
8/26/2004 4:30:53 PM

Does the Darkness get on this ballot? Just goes to prove that Kerrang is just a worthless as Rolling Stone Magazine. NEXT!!!

COMMENT | Kerrang, Tiger Beat, XXL, Rolling Stone..what's the difference?
posted by : The Battle at Balls Deep
8/26/2004 4:36:41 PM

Only mags I read are Terrorizer and BW&BK. At least these mags know SOMETHING.

COMMENT | Nuke New York
posted by : Halfords Man
8/26/2004 4:37:46 PM

Are you getting lonely in the closet bro, come on out man, we all love each other here :)~

COMMENT | and in case y'all didn't know...
posted by : The Coroner
8/26/2004 4:41:22 PM

METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY
METALLICA SUCKS, THEY ARE THE WORST SELL-OUTS IN METAL HISTORY

FUCK any little poser who thinks otherwise

COMMENT | I'm sick
posted by : p0ny1
8/26/2004 4:41:47 PM

and tired of being looked down on becase I like certain music or bands..some fuck head kills someone or shoots someone or something and then all the fans are alike..its stupid

thats like saying all black people are into rap..if someone said that they'd be called a racist

COMMENT | Kerrang! does not choose these bands
posted by : Aggroculture
8/26/2004 4:45:16 PM

Their READERS vote for them.

COMMENT | This just in...
posted by : Night Prowler
8/26/2004 4:46:03 PM

The Kerrang! Awards has just won the award for the WORST AWARD SHOW ON THR PLANET!

COMMENT | sort of completely off the subject
posted by : slashisinvincible
8/26/2004 4:46:03 PM

but, i wanna know cos im bored, what does everyone think about the backwards stairway to heaven 'satanic messages' thing?

COMMENT |
posted by : headtripDOTorg
8/26/2004 4:46:05 PM

which just goes to show that not only do the mates from over the pond have bad dental hygiene, but they have even worse taste in music

COMMENT | STOP! Rant time!
posted by : p0ny1
8/26/2004 4:47:04 PM

I happen to be from Newfoundland Canada and no bands ever come here and it absolutley sucks. All you guys on here have the privilege of buying albums on time and seeing bands and all you do is complaing. Ozzfest is multiple bands that means you have choices so suck me

COMMENT |
posted by : ableknight
8/26/2004 4:52:23 PM

The Metallica "best band in the world thing" is not what we should be fighting about here fuckers...

Best Live Band - The Darkness

When I see shit like this...I get so angry...I need to seek some theapy...

COMMENT | Holy shit.
posted by : orphy
8/26/2004 4:54:38 PM

What a terrible fucking list. There is no such thing as a "best" anything, anyway. Either way, these so called winners are nothing compared to thousands of other bands.

COMMENT | Best on the Panet???
posted by : Skullcrushers INC
8/26/2004 5:01:28 PM

cough cough *BULLSHIT* cough.

COMMENT | Now if you'kll excuse me...
posted by : Skullcrushers INC
8/26/2004 5:02:02 PM

I'll have to clean up all the beer I sputtered all over my keyboard from laughing.

COMMENT | doesnt look right
posted by : overkill57
8/26/2004 5:02:06 PM

what are these people retarded? THe only band that deserves to be on there is ANTHRAX. I wish Metallica would just all die already. They are worthless peices of crap. When will people realize this??

COMMENT | stupid awards!!!
posted by : LordoftheShadows
8/26/2004 5:03:08 PM

Metallica best band on the planet?bwaaaaaaaa.they were good back in the early 90's.obviously this is a popularity contest,because to me,the band that deserve that award,and a lot of people would agree with me,is Opeth.and The Darkness best live band?wtf?i'm too angry to continue with this.

COMMENT | Metallica beat band?
posted by : Crazyass
8/26/2004 5:17:24 PM

What are they smoking over there? Maybe in the late 80's yes, but not since then. I would say Megadeth has had better release then Metallica over the past 10 years and I would also say their are fair better bands now than Metallica. Lamb Of God for one!!

I guess it just goes to show how fucked up the music industry is!!!!!

COMMENT | KERRANG! = KERRANGAY!
posted by : bashermouth
8/26/2004 5:17:49 PM

DON'T YOU EVER BUY THEIR SHITTY MAG!
KERRANG! SUCKS!

COMMENT | another reputable mag bowing to the gods...
posted by : ektaliptka
8/26/2004 5:20:25 PM

amen.

COMMENT | ...
posted by : bashermouth
8/26/2004 5:30:43 PM

nema.

COMMENT | DAMN RIGHTS
posted by : PrimeImplicant
8/26/2004 5:33:41 PM

Metallica are the best band on the planet. Bar none the Led Zepplin of metal. But I am pissed off that they didn't wind "Best Live Band" too. Everyone knows that they are best live act in the world.

All you purist fags don't know shit about the world of music. I've seen Opeth and Dimmu Borgir live, they were more boring then a White Stripe concert.

Show some fucking respect to a band who earned their fame.

METALLICA!!!!!!!

COMMENT | ...
posted by : bashermouth
8/26/2004 5:39:49 PM

nope.

COMMENT | Metallica wins for..
posted by : EternalHatred
8/26/2004 5:44:09 PM

being the greedest, most annoying,most whiney and the most annoying fans award! and they deserve everyone of those

COMMENT | i'm certainly not going to get all worked up over this
posted by : Dekompoze
8/26/2004 5:46:53 PM

If Kerrang! was worth anything anymore, I might take these award seriously...with alot of perscription drugs and alcohol.

With a liquor setup like that, I wonder if James was jonesin' for just ONE SHOT! hehe

COMMENT | CONGRATS !!!! TO METALLICA
posted by : SPANKY
8/26/2004 5:51:09 PM

I COULD NOT HAVE PICKED A BETTER CHOICE . CAN ANY ONE TELL me WHO COULD HAVE BEAT THEM ? You can argue that they sold out and that they were better in the 80's and all that tired argument but who else would get it ? Metallica was the right choice . Who else can compete with Metallica ? dont go off naming underground metal bands , thats not going to work . Dont get me wrong Iam not saying that there not good or anything Iam just saying they are not big . Metallica has to be the biggest name in rock n roll ? who can argue with that ? You may think they suck but who else would get it ?

COMMENT | Metallica sucks!!!
posted by : Megadeth#1
8/26/2004 5:55:51 PM

they dont deserve shit they're new cd sucked the big one
plus they are a bunch of sell outs
If they get an award for some kind of monster i will be pissed
i hate metallica , Mustaine Rules!!!

COMMENT | Nuke New York is right
posted by : Megadeth#1
8/26/2004 5:58:11 PM

Metallica is gay and anyone who likes them is gay

COMMENT | That tells me everything I need to know about Kerrang!
posted by : OpethRulz
8/26/2004 6:03:09 PM

IMBO nuTallica isn't even one of the top 500 bands, presently, which inhabit our puny little planet. All of the best bands exist well below the planet's crust. Right where they belong.

COMMENT | No fking way!
posted by : redrumloa
8/26/2004 6:07:18 PM

The Darkness are entertaining, but best live band?!? WTF??

Metallica winning anything is a fking joke. Metallica hasn't has anything to do with metal since 1989.

COMMENT | Metal Maniacs
posted by : redrumloa
8/26/2004 6:08:54 PM

Talking about Metal mags, is Metal Maniacs still a good read?

COMMENT | some Metallica fans are the most egoistic fans
posted by : bashermouth
8/26/2004 6:12:57 PM

Nobody can complain about anything regarding Metallica ?

COMMENT | GREEN DAY ???????????????????
posted by : skymetal
8/26/2004 6:18:02 PM

Hall of Fame- makes sense Metallica is best band on planet. They forgot Best hard core metal of all time poison or best linguist Phil Anselmo or best Gospel duet Slayer and Cher.

COMMENT |
posted by : En_Gris
8/26/2004 6:34:13 PM

Haha.. this is so bullshit.. Kerrang sucks.. mainstream crapfest..

COMMENT | I remember getting turned on...
posted by : The Krusher
8/26/2004 6:35:32 PM

...to Kerrang magazine in the early 80's when I was in college. We thought it was the best mag in the world, they covered bands that most american mags like Circus and Hit Parader never would. I also remember seeing Metallica's first cover, It was Lars holding a plate of nuts and bolts while he was spray painted silver. Then I read years later how much he regretted that photo shoot. Much like Metallica, Kerrang went down the shitter years ago.

COMMENT | My Awards:
posted by : metaluntildeath
8/26/2004 6:38:18 PM

Best Band: The Berzerker
Best Live Band: Kataklysm
Best International Band: Into Eternity
Best Band Fronted by a Female: Nightwish
Best Band fronted by a Male: Dimmu Borgir
Best Album: Epic
Best Newcomer: Nightrage
Icon: Cannibal Corpse
Hall of Fame: Death/Control Denied

******************************************************

Seriously, Blabbermouth should have some awards that we all vote on. A little variety would be nice.... Same shit different day: Vince Neil's fatass bust his pink garter belt only to beat the shit out of a prostitute..... Phil Anselmo is a right-wing fuck head..... Weiland make the switch to pulp-free OJ.... Alice Cooper think bands who support something or have a message are guilty of treason....



Blabbermouth Awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | And for the record...
posted by : The Krusher
8/26/2004 6:38:40 PM

...I'd have to say Brave Words and Bloody Knuckles is the best metal mag around, primarily because of the sampler disc included in each issue. It's opened me up to several bands that I had only read about, and finally gave me a chance to hear some of them. Great idea for them.

COMMENT | BW&BK;
posted by : metaluntildeath
8/26/2004 6:43:16 PM

is fucking weak.. they claim to be all metal, but on their disc is fucking fagswitch engayed & unearth(ed homosexuality) heavensahllburn and whatever or stupid ____core bands' nuts everyone is hanging off of this month/year.

Better Metal mag: Terrorizer & Pit

COMMENT | dipshits
posted by : dloc
8/26/2004 6:47:13 PM

megadeth sucks and everyone who likes them is gay
god forbid sucks and everyone who likes them is gay

lamb of god really sucks and everyone who likes them is really gay

death/black metal with stupid fucking cookie monster "i am tough" lyrics are gay and anyone who likes them is gay

hey people there are more words than SUCK and GAY

see how stupid you sound

oh and by the way metallica took a shit and megadeth came out

COMMENT |
posted by : Screaming Beaver
8/26/2004 6:48:13 PM

Metal Maniacs is still not bad, but it isn't as good as when Jeff Wagner was editor. They have gone in a more unknown band album review direction and most of their main articles are way too short and not as interesting.

BW&BK is good too, though the words are a bit small, and yeah I like the inclusion of the cd. Unrestrained is ok, but follows much the same format as BK&BW.

COMMENT | Metallica
posted by : bashermouth
8/26/2004 7:07:50 PM

Best Band On the Planet Pluto

COMMENT | hey dloc
posted by : Megadeth#1
8/26/2004 7:08:41 PM

metallica is only a piece of corn in Megadeth's shit
your as gay as the day is long

COMMENT | This just in
posted by : hehateme
8/26/2004 7:14:13 PM

Straight off of AP Wire....Phil Anselmo has threatened to kick Kerrang and Metallica's ass...you heard it here first folks...

COMMENT | This coming from a magazine..
posted by : \m/'.'\m/
8/26/2004 7:15:25 PM

That had "Kirk Hamster-up-his-ass" as the best guitarists?
come on? I mean look at this list!
Best British Newcomer: YOURCODENAMEIS:MILO
Best International Newcomer: VELVET REVOLVER
Best Single: LOSTPROPHETS – "Last Train Home"
Best Album: MUSE – "Absolution"
Icon Award: MC5
Best Video: H.I.M. – "Funeral of Hearts"
Best Live Band: THE DARKNESS
Spirit of Rock Award: ANTHRAX
Classic Songwriter: ASH
Best British Band: THE DARKNESS
Best Band on the Planet: METALLICA
Hall of Fame: GREEN DAY

Give me a fucking break!
Metallica blows horse cocks!

COMMENT | Best Band on the Planet MY ASS!!
posted by : Karl Hungus
8/26/2004 7:21:38 PM

Has Kerrang not heard St. Anger?

COMMENT | WELL I CAN'T DISAGREE.....
posted by : SkyLoLow
8/26/2004 7:27:00 PM

with the choice. Like them or hate them they are one of the few bands that sell big and sell out arena after arena after stadium. I think some of you just don't understand what Metallica has done for metal. They took metal were Sabbath left it and built it into what it is today. Say what you want about St. Anger but Metallica has put out some killer albums over the years. Very VERY few bands can ever put out an album that even comes close to touching Metallica's best albums. No one on here can say the first 4 Metallica albums or even include the black album that is one hell of a run of records that basically set the standard as to what a kick ass heavy metal album should be.

Face it METALLICA is the biggest and baddest band on the Planet. No one even comes close to there sucess in the metal industry.

Oh yeah guess what jackass's you must be doing something right to be around 20 years and still sell like no one's business.

COMMENT | BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
posted by : Front13
8/26/2004 7:27:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA.

COMMENT | Green Day?
posted by : Ministry of Anarchy
8/26/2004 8:10:13 PM

They don't belong in any Hall of Fame, except the most retarded and overrated band(if you want to even call them a band) Hall of Fame.

I place them in the same class as Fred Durst,Gene Simmons and Tommy Lee as "people who need to locked in a rocket and send directly to the sun".

"Do you have the time, to listen to me whine?" FUCK NO, YOU BITCHES. I do have the time to listen to you die,though!

COMMENT | best band on the planet
posted by : urungus667
8/26/2004 8:27:35 PM

Metallica the best band on earth? NO

Metallica the best band on Uranus... YES

COMMENT | Uh
posted by : its all about the pentiums baby
8/26/2004 8:51:52 PM

Who actually reads and votes for this kind of shit? It's sad.

COMMENT | sad fucks!
posted by : _o-l-o-c_
8/26/2004 8:52:53 PM

haha.. how sad are you fuckers? only the fucking total toss pots of the world fucking post on a fuckin news site. you fuckers need to get a life, who gives a shit what each of you think of any award, or any band for that matter. this is the ONE and ONLY time im posting on one of this.. to tell you how fucking sad you lot are!!!

COMMENT | ^^^
posted by : metaluntildeath
8/26/2004 9:06:41 PM

eat a dick.

COMMENT | The REAL best band on the planet:
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
8/26/2004 9:17:03 PM

KREATOR.

COMMENT | ...
posted by : Golgotha
8/26/2004 9:47:51 PM

*cough*

COMMENT | As laughable as most of these are...
posted by : Pantherize
8/26/2004 10:18:29 PM

Am I the only one that finds it a bit....odd...that Anthrax gets the spirit of rock award? Holy shit, Charlie Benante can't go to the bathroom without commenting to the media about how much the toilet paper sucked. Spirit of rock if you listen to that whiny EMO crap all the time maybe. Hmmm...well, either Charlie was right when he said that metal was dead, or maybe, he was getting his info from Kerrang magazine. *sigh* I can remember when seeing a glowing review from Kerrang pretty much meant an album was gonna pound your fucking skull in. These "awards" are about as credible as Rolling Stones top 100 guitarists of all time.

COMMENT | ATTENTION BORIFAG KRUEGER
posted by : Disciple of the Rectum
8/26/2004 10:41:40 PM

Blabbermouth is absolutely sucking right now. It's been sucking for the better part of a year now.

4 or 5 articles on Nutallica everyday
At least 3 on Kiss
A couple on Axl Rose
Linkin Park
Limp Bizkit
Korn
Random gay band
random gayness
non music bullshit news

Please put some better articles that people actually want to read on here. Blabbermouth has become a joke that everyone makes fun of instead of read.

Put some real news on here and stop sucking Metallica's cock, or pussies.

COMMENT | Greetings to all...
posted by : THE ALMIGHTY RECTUM OF SUGAR
8/26/2004 11:00:20 PM

I am giving you all the honor of seeing the only awards list that matters,the holy Rectal Awards....

Best Metal Band Going-Kataklysm
Metal Legend-King Diamond
Best Black Metal Band Going-Darkthrone
Best Black Metal Bands Ever-Immortal,Emperor,Darkthrone
Biggest Pussy On Blabbermouth-Emwolb
Biggest Pussy Runner Up-Bonscott:The Closet HomoSexual
Most Pathetic Poster on Blabbermouth-Phonics Monkey
Biggest Poser On Blabbermouth-The Dudette (\iIi/)
Best Death Metal band Currently Active-Obituary
Best Death Metal Band Ever-Death
Biggest sell outs-Metallica
Most Underrated Band-Absu
Best Thrash Band Going-Sodom
Best Thrash Band Ever-Slayer
Biggest Eater Of Male Ass-Constipated Rabbit
My Most Loyal Disciples-Nocturnal Frost,Disciples Of The Rectum,MetalUntilDeath
Largest Condom Drinker-Koby1

and finally the one we have all been waiting for.....
Most Boring Site Online Today-Blabbermouth.net

GET SOME REAL METAL NEWS

Well,farewell to all,I shall return...

COMMENT | Wow, cool...
posted by : the Dude (~\m/~)
8/26/2004 11:12:05 PM

...I got an award from someone who calls himself the Rectum of Sugar. How... interesting.

COMMENT |
posted by : slayerdisciple
8/26/2004 11:32:43 PM

finally ANTHRAX won something. "we've come for you all" is better than any metallica album in last 10 yrs! what award hasnt metallica won already? give me a break. Green Day in the "hall of fame"? What the fuck is that all about?

COMMENT | Indeed Slayerdisciple
posted by : Disciple of the Rectum
8/26/2004 11:53:37 PM

I guess it's only fags that vote for all those losers like Nutallica and Slipnut and Green Shits.

Fuck em

COMMENT | Yeah that's a pretty silly award
posted by : $profit$
8/27/2004 12:15:00 AM

But imagine this scenario:

And the winner is... *Opens envelope* Blink 182!

In fact all of the choices seem kind of weird. Maybe I don't listen to FM radio enough (if at all!)

Metallica winning this would have made more sense in 1988. (Of course, there were real alternatives back then too)

COMMENT | what a shitty list
posted by : Disciple Of Slayer
8/27/2004 12:17:25 AM

I don't even listen to the first 3 metallica albums, Metallica means corporatetivism (sic) and utter disregard for fan base. The ultimate betrayers.

I hate Metallica.

COMMENT |
posted by : molotov
8/27/2004 12:20:44 AM

best live band: The Darkness? wow. you gotta be kidding me. i can think of so many bands that are better live its ridiculous. Lamb of God, Chimaira, Machine Head, Slayer, Damageplan, Meshuggah, and many, many more.
and a Blabbermouth awards idea sounds good to me. of course i would be voting almost exclusively for----


MESHUGGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMMENT | lmao
posted by : Soundtrack_To_Your_Escape
8/27/2004 12:36:11 AM

....wow, best band on the planet? Metallica? HAH! Don't make me puke and then eat it. This band isn't even near the top 300 of best bands on the planet. Did you see those fucking bands they were up against? Of course they won, they didn't have a real band to fucking compete against! Yeah Kerrang, enjoy your money Lars stuffed down your pants while giving you all head. Best live band The Darkness? HAH! Another huge laugh, do Kerrang guys go to anything other than gay ass shows? Okay, after seeing that pathetic excuse for an awards giveaway, I don't ever wanna see Kerrang speak about metal ever again. Oh, and you idiots that think just because a band sells well and is popular...that doesn't make them good. It just means there's lots of brainless fucks listening to very bad "supposed" metal.

COMMENT | You're not serious...
posted by : Von Doom
8/27/2004 1:46:55 AM

COMMENT | Kerrang! does not choose these bands
posted by : Aggroculture
8/26/2004 4:45:16 PM


Their READERS vote for them.

Beavis and Butt-head have better reading skills.

And they're not even real.

COMMENT | Metallica is the best metal band on the planet?
posted by : Von Doom
8/27/2004 1:53:39 AM

Uh..yeah...right..whatever you say

In terms of "best" I'd rank them right after Gwar the day after Odeous gets beheaded by Gor Gor, and Slymentra joins a convent.

COMMENT | ATTENTION! ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : Kull
8/27/2004 4:52:35 AM

Article should read:

BEST 'STUPID' BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!

Only difference is that the darkness actualy CHOSE to be stupid and I respect them for it even if they're not my genre,

Kull.

COMMENT | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by : AxeliRuosteinen
8/27/2004 4:57:34 AM

I must say this coz if i dont say it ull never understand it that the only band that should have won all these awards is none other that GUNS N' ROSES yeeaahhh

COMMENT | And the award of the most expensive
posted by : Rebel-Rattlesnake
8/27/2004 5:16:02 AM

Toilet paper brand goes to...

KERRANG !!!!

COMMENT |
posted by : Watling
8/27/2004 5:34:41 AM

the fact that metallica agreed to appear on kerrang awards.

makes me wonder...

COMMENT |
posted by : THECLANSMAN!!!
8/27/2004 5:41:00 AM

METALLICA SUCKS SHIT COMPARED TO THE GREATNESS OF MEGADETH!!!!

COMMENT | Von Doom
posted by : stonecold316
8/27/2004 7:14:29 AM

They were good in their day but not that good.

COMMENT | Fuck Metallica
posted by : The Butcher
8/27/2004 8:13:30 AM

Fuck Metallica

nuff said



\m/ \m/

COMMENT | WOW!!!!!!!!!
posted by : Kull
8/27/2004 9:03:06 AM

meektallica best band of the planet?

In other news:

g w shrub gets the nobel prize for peace endorsement

osama bin laden is elected pope

micheal jackson turns black once again

Cliff Burton rises from the dead and eats lar$ ulrich's brain

(ALL OF THE ABOVE WERE LISTED ACCORDING TO ACTUAL
FEASIBILITY IN AN ASCENDING ORDER)

thank you for your attention, this was 'Not Necessarily the News'.

Kull.

COMMENT |
posted by : damiomen
8/27/2004 9:16:04 AM

i agree that muse's album "absolution" is the best this year so far...

COMMENT | Just do it!
posted by : cuda
8/27/2004 11:50:22 AM

If you can't stand Metallica anymore why are people still going to their concerts??? I don't get it....they keep selling out concert halls....
And if any of you people go too their concerts just take their new cd St Anger and throw it back up on stage and let them no what you really think of them!

COMMENT | Kull......
posted by : Ministry of Anarchy
8/27/2004 9:40:45 PM

'Not Necessarily the News'?

Damn, I feel fucking ancient now. I'm sure not too many people on here are old enough to remember that show.

COMMENT |
posted by : OldskoolrockerJTS
4/21/2005 3:15:35 PM

I do believe I have seen the biggest idiots n my life n here--

" COMMENT | Von Doom
posted by : stonecold316
8/27/2004 7:14:29 AM
they were good in their day but not that good"

Not that good???? Yeah, ok...no. They had the most complex music during the oldskool days, mind-boggling fast & then comes right n2 beautiful melodic stuff. U suck.

& 2 the guy who said Metallica doesn't compare 2 Megadeth--WTF!??!? Ok, WHO GOT KICKED OUT OF WHO'S BAND. Megadeth is great no doubt, but they're just a wanna-b Metallica. Mustaine can't sing.

Somebody sad Gwar is better than Metallica? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

& those of u accuse Metallica as "sell-outs," ROT N HELL. They didn't sell-out u pussies! They INVENTED so much n music, they can do w/e they want!!!! Selling out is changing u're sound 2 sound like the popular acts of the current day. So when Metallica made Load & Re-Load during '96-'97...unless those sounded like SmashMouth & Matchbox 20, then they're sell-outs.

I admit St. Anger isn't that great, but look: Metallica makes the music, they do what THEY WANT, not what u want. No other metal band has done that (no not Slayer, Megadeth, so shut up). No 1 else has used a violin n a song or recorded w/ a symphony!!! Metallica makes what they want...they made St. Anger b/c if represented what had been happening w/ the band the last few yrs., & it came from THEM.

They didn't sell-out...all of u should take a pen, sharpen it, & stab u're selfs n the head...u disrespecting, idiotic pot-heads.

COMMENT |
posted by : OldskoolrockerJTS
4/21/2005 3:19:04 PM

Ok so now that we know that KULL is an avid homosexual...looks like SoundtrackToYourFag is 2.



"COMMENT | lmao
posted by : Soundtrack_To_Your_Escape
8/27/2004 12:36:11 AM
....wow, best band on the planet? Metallica? HAH! Don't make me puke and then eat it. This band isn't even near the top 300 of best bands on the planet. Did you see those fucking bands they were up against? Of course they won, they didn't have a real band to fucking compete against!"

Let's c u're list of 300 better bands jackass.

COMMENT |
posted by : OldskoolrockerJTS
4/21/2005 3:30:59 PM

"COMMENT | sort of completely off the subject
posted by : slashisinvincible
8/26/2004 4:46:03 PM
but, i wanna know cos im bored, what does everyone think about the backwards stairway to heaven 'satanic messages' thing? "

Hey man I've seen that. That's so b/s. They made it up...there is no way those words come out backwards as the real lyrics did. Biggest joke ever!

Way 2 many NO-NAME underground bands n here. HAHAHAHA ppl r putting Slayer, Megadeth, & Anthrax over Metallica?? Dude, the members of those 3 bands would LAUGH SO HARD & all of ya'll! Those bands were heavily influenced by Metallica. Funny how some of u think that there stuff has been better than Metallica's n the last 10-15 yrs.? Yet, have any of them produced a monumental hit like Nothing Else Matters or The Unforgiven? Umm, no.

Looks like it's back 2 the books 4 almost every1 n this forum.

COMMENT | aaaaannnnnd so what?
posted by : bosshog
5/17/2005 12:52:26 AM

"Yet, have any of them produced a monumental hit like Nothing Else Matters or The Unforgiven?"

Britney Spears and Eminem produced hits as well. I don't think that the popularity of a group's songs verifies their legitimacy as a good band.

This guy sounds like he would still like metallica if they started rapping.

COMMENT |
posted by : OldskoolrockerJTS
5/20/2005 5:18:57 PM

"Britney Spears and Eminem produced hits as well."

Who said I wuz basing popularity, or pop appeal?? What I meant wuz that none of those death or black metal bands produced songs like Fade 2 Black, Nothing Else Matters, & The Un4given.

"This guy sounds like he would still like metallica if they started rapping."

I'd rather stick a poll up my anus than listen 2 rap. Though, I have strong faith that Metallica would never stoop 2 producing rap.

"I don't think that the popularity of a group's songs verifies their legitimacy as a good band."

That is a great point...however, no no-name death metal underground band will take Metallica.



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