Archive for the 'Rants' Category

FDS Abandons Point Scale

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

I’m going to be recording my podcast/rant on the FDS’s decision to abandon the point scale and dino relations. You’ll have to excuse the delay in my response, but upon hearing the news, I felt a little like our president…

My apologies for the delay in the podcast, I just haven’t

Tranny Paradise

Monday, November 14th, 2005

Question: What do Robert Downey Jr. and a random Banladeshi businessman have in common?
Answer: They both love transvestites.
Apparently a gang of transvestites in Thailand is spitting sedatives down their victims throat and them robbing them. This is definiitely an odd story, but what’s even odder are some phrases from the

Basketball in Japan or Just Another Day at Chaminade

Monday, November 14th, 2005

In Japan a basketball coach is in some hot water for:
1) Making the girls on the team run nude (possibly videotaped)
2) Hitting them as to inflict post-traumatic stress disorder
The coach contends that “It was to infuse fighting spirit in them to win a competition…”
Now, let’s compare basketball in Japan

Long Lost Relative…

Friday, November 11th, 2005

I hate to admit it, but I think Pat Robertson might be a long lost relative. The only people I know that say as much stupid shit as often as he does are some (emphasis on some) members of my extended family…
And now, for your pleasure, a montage of stupidity…

War on Stupidity

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

Forget the War on Terror or the War in Iraq, the most expensive war is the War on Stupidity. According to a recent CBS poll, 51% of Americans believe that “God created humans in their present form.”
WHATTTTTTTTT! And, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, the most expensive war ever.

Why?

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

This post is inspired by a conversation that I had earlier with Chris. It left me frustrated by several questions…
1) Why the fuck is Ashlee Simpson famous?
Chris presented me with this riddle and despite becoming extremely good at logic games during my LSAT studying; I simply cannot wrap my mind

Protected: Citywide really is shitywide

Friday, October 14th, 2005

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Apple’s October 12 Media Event

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005

In September, Apple released the iPod Nano and cingular introduced the iTunes enbabled ROKR phone. A few weeks later, Apple sent out media invites to members of the press. The invite was a picture of a red curtain with the words One More Thing…
Speculation has been insane. No one

You can bring a cruise ship to the people, but you can’t bring the people to a cruise ship

Tuesday, October 4th, 2005

FEMA may not be a natural disaster, but it is certainly a manmade disaster. I’d argue that FEMA’s leadership rivals William Mulholland during the days preceding the St. Francis Dam collapse.
Here’s the breakdown of insanity:
1) Step 1 sign a $236 million deal with Carnival cruise lines
2) ???
3) Mission

Protected: Most Wanted: Tic, Luna

Monday, September 26th, 2005

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