"Two thumbs up."
Terry Teachout (referring to my blond haircolor—not my blog)

"Eden's not a New York conservative like Ryan Sager or Robert George, the younger, libertarian generation....Her conservatism is more U.S. House of Representatives." — Ben Smith, The Politicker

"[I]f you can imagine St Augustine as a nice Jewish girl from New York—or especially if you can't!—please do make The Dawn Patrol regular reading. " — Grenfell Hunt, President Aristotle

Caricature above by the fab JD King, whose online portfolio is available on the Curious Pictures and iSpot sites. Click on it to hear The Dawn Patrol's plangent jingle, written and performed by Michael Lynch.

The book I am holding in the caricature is Witness, by Whittaker Chambers.

Logo at right by the multitalented Valerie of Kyriosity.

COMMENTS RULES: Please keep your comments within the boundaries of polite discourse. Comments outside those bounds, including ones using profanity, will be deleted. Off-topic comments also risk deletion. This blog observes the Harris Protocol.


Site Feed

Read my mother's and stepfather's spiritual autobiographies:

Rachel's Testimony—
Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5/Part 6/Part 7/Part 8/Part 9/Part 10/Part 11/Part 12

Ron's Testimony
Part 1/Part 2/Part 3/Part 4/Part 5/Part 6/Part 7/Part 8/Part 9/Part 10/Part 11/Part 12

Powered by Google
<< current

E-mail: dawn
-at- dawneden.com

Return to Gaits of Eden

Obscenitycrimes.org, run by Morality in Media, forwards complaints about ographic Web sites and e-mails to the proper authorities.

Illustration of Dawn in mid-frug by David Chelsea, author of the trailblazing graphic novel David Chelsea in Love and artist for the New York Times Sunday Styles section's "Modern Love" column.

The exploits of Dawn Eden
Saturday, January 28, 2006
Doing God's Bidding

A young atheist in Chicago would like some Christian charity.

He's sent me a link to his brand-new eBay offering: "Send an atheist to his local church!"

The listing reads:

I'm a 22-year-old Atheist from Chicago. I stopped believing in God when I was 14. Currently, I am an active volunteer for a couple different national, secular organizations. For one of them, I am the editor of a newsletter that reaches over 1,000 Atheist/Agnostic college students. I have written several Letters to the Editor to newspapers in and around Chicago, espousing my Atheistic beliefs when Church/State issues arose. My point being that I don't take my non-belief lightly. However, while I don't believe in God, I firmly believe I would immediately change those views if presented with evidence to the contrary. And at 22, this is possibly the best chance anyone has of changing me.

So, here's my proposal. Everytime I come home, I pass this old Irish church. I promise to go into that church every day-- for a certain number of days-- for at least an hour each visit. For every $10 you bid, I will go to the Church for 1 day. For $50, you would have me going to mass every day for a week.

My promise: I will go willingly and with an open mind. I will not say/do anything inappropriate. I will respectfully participate in service, speak to priests, volunteer with the church if possible, do my best to learn about the religious beliefs of the church-goers, and make conversation with anyone who is willing to talk. (Though I do reserve the rights to ask the person questions about the faith.)

I will record my visits through a journal, pictures, or whatever other method of proof you'd like-- I will uphold my promise.

Will I become religious? Well, I don't know. I really do have an open mind, but no one has convinced me to change my mind so far. Then again, I have also never attended a real church service. Perhaps being around a group of people who will show me "the way" could do what no one else has done before.

If the Irish Church doesn't work for you, we'll just find some other place local to me. I'll go to any place of worship-- a Christian Church, a Catholic Church, a Mosque, a Synagogue, etc. They're all nearby. Makes no difference to me, but perhaps it's your faith that could change the mind of this Atheist.

I also assure you that if you bid on this, I will write an article about my experiences in the newsletter mentioned earlier. The article would reach over 1,000 college students who share my current views. Even if you don't end up changing my mind, perhaps you can change theirs.
With all the charitable organizations that deserve donations, I can't endorse this capitalist venture. One of the most effective things one can do to combat atheism—prayer—costs nothing. But I'll say this for the seller: I believe he is who he says he is (the name on the e-mail sent to me matches that of a leader of atheist student organizations), and based on my knowledge of other atheists who are highly ethical, I believe he'll keep his word.

1:29 AM

This page is powered by Blogger.

Technorati Profile
My Ecosystem Details