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NEWS
1-10-2006: A lot of people have been whining about the fact that I'm on the radio now. Getting scared? Afraid of what people might do once they learn the TRUTH? Well this Toobis AIN'T GONNA BACK DOWN, because I've got pride in my country (notice the FLAG), my opinions (rooted in fundamental TRUTHS which cannot be disputed), and my right to say them on the internet, in conversations, and yes, even on the radio. The next radio segment should be available soon. Ta ta!!!
12-13-2005: The audio recording of Toobis.com's first weekly radio segment is available here. This rant is an oldie but a goodie, and future segments may contain brand new material.
12-12-2005: My first weekly radio segment will air tomorrow morning during DJ Cartman's show, on Northern Michigan's Modern Rock "The Zone" 94.5-95.5 FM (ModernRockTheZone.com). I plan to post audio from it here, so check back soon.
12-11-2005: For all of you DOUBTERS and NON-BELIEVING NELLIES who said I'd never amount to a CAN OF BEANS. Well, prepare to EAT YOUR HEARTS OUT cause THIS TOOBIS is getting his own weekly radio segment on a FM radio station broadcasting near the Southern Canada/U.S. border. This Toobis is ready to SHINE by telling American MORONS driving to work THE TRUTH about the sick sad world we live in. For my first "broadcast week" I'll be discussing the military and just how "grateful" us Canadians are for what the U.S. is doing in Iraq. Finally, some of you Americans will get to listen to an unbiased, non-government-controlled media outlet like Toobis.com on your way to work, instead of your typical propaganda. I'm changing things, and IT FEELS GOOD. More info coming soon.
THE TOOBIS RANTS
This Toobis demands respect February 17th, 2005
Valentine's Day follow-up February 15th, 2005	SO MUCH FOR FREE SPEECH!!! February 16th, 2005
You think your life is hard? Try being an internet celebrity! February 12th, 2005	Valentine’s Day invitation February 14th, 2005
You’re the one with the screwed up uterus, YOU go buy tampons!!! February 9th, 2005	Black history month? WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE CELEBRATING? February 10th, 2005
Toobis: 1 Mom: 0 December 31st, 2004	The time has come for me to put females in their place January 7th, 2005
A military kind of Christmas December 27th, 2004	The Tsunamis: Natural Disasters? December 29th, 2004
Draft dodgers, I salute you (more armed forces ranting) July 12th, 2004	You can't silence a TOOBIS! December 21st, 2004
Haha! What a loser! (Asthma rant) July 9th, 2004	People who watch anime are retards (part 2) July 7th, 2004
Gay rights? Yeah, you have the right not to act like a limp-wristed fairy! July 5th, 2004	So you were raped, get over it! (part 2) July 6th, 2004
People who watch anime are retards July 4th, 2004	Old people PISS ME OFF July 4th, 2004
Let's concentrate on concentration camps (more concentration camp ranting) July 1st, 2004	Screw Tibet. Free Saddam! July 2nd, 2004
Some questions I have about 9/11 June 30th, 2004	Psychologists are only interested in helping their pocketbooks June 30th, 2004
Feed that baby somewhere else! June 28th, 2004	Why? Because it's the TRUTH (with more 9/11 ranting) June 28th, 2004
Concentration camps weren't THAT bad (with Hitler rant) June 27th, 2004	Oh, just shut up mom! June 27th, 2004
Volunteering is a waste of time June 25th, 2004	Martin Luther King Jr. was a fraud! June 25th, 2004
Go ahead, try to defend piracy! (more RIAA ranting) June 24th, 2004	Getting married to your live-in boyfriend? So what? June 24th, 2004
WHY IS EVERYONE FLIPPING OUT? June 22nd, 2004	Give Jar Jar a chance June 23rd, 2004
Turning AIDS walks into paychecks (more mammogram ranting) June 21st, 2004	So you were raped, get over it! June 22nd, 2004
You can 'denial of service' me, but you can never DENY the TRUTH! June 20th, 2004	The real reason maddox never updates anymore (more maddox ranting) June 21st, 2004
Oh, I'm not serious? June 18th, 2004	Get that wheelchair out of my way! June 18th, 2004
The RIAA is making you pay for your music? Well CRY ME A RIVER. June 17th, 2004	Toobis salutes the U S of A! June 18th, 2004
Maddox can kiss my FAT CANADIAN BEHIND! June 17th, 2004	Toobis: Crusader of the Truth June 17th, 2004
Black people have no sense of humor at all! June 16th, 2004	No you can't have my canned food! June 16th, 2004
Teachers are human garbage! June 15th, 2004	What's the big deal about drunk driving? June 15th, 2004
What's so great about being in the armed forces? June 14th, 2004	Retards: Can't live with them, can't dump them off in an alley somewhere! June 15th, 2004
Mammograms? MammoSCAMS! June 14th, 2004	Oh, /I'm/ a moron?? (more 9/11 ranting) June 14th, 2004
Animal rights? Not so fast! June 14th, 2004	Amber alerts my FAT CANADIAN BEHIND! June 14th, 2004
What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways? June 13th, 2004	Hitler: Was he really so bad? (with 9/11 rant) June 13th, 2004
MAIL CALL
Mail Call #23 February 17th, 2005
Mail call #21 February 7th, 2005	Mail Call #22 February 13th, 2005
Mail call #19 January 12th, 2005	Mail call #20 January 12th, 2005
Mail call #17 December 29th, 2004	Mail call #18 January 2nd, 2005
Mail call (part 15 of 500) July 18th, 2004	The tide is turning! (mail call #16) December 23rd, 2004
Mail call (part 13 of 500) July 9th, 2004	Mail call (part 14 of 500) July 18th, 2004
Mail call (part 11 of 500) July 5th, 2004	Mail call (part 12 of 500) July 7th, 2004
Mail call (part 9 of 500) July 1st, 2004	Mail call (part 10 of 500) July 2nd, 2004
Mail call (part 7 of 500) June 29th, 2004	Mail call (part 8 of 500) June 29th, 2004
Mail call (part 5 of 500) June 27th, 2004	Mail call (part 6 of 500) June 27th, 2004
Mail call (part 3 of 500) June 24th, 2004	Mail call (part 4 of 500) June 25th, 2004
Mail call (part 1 of 500) June 24th, 2004	Mail call (part 2 of 500) June 24th, 2004
CALLS TO ACTION
A call to action: Introduction July 3rd, 2004

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