haiku?: perversion of an art form

page of strange haiku!
Weird haikus submitted by readers. Mostly, for some reason, concerning wang and page malfunctions. Come on in and leave one of your own.

Syndicate the strange haiku!

What started the silliness in the first place:

• attack of the haiku - See what happens when a somewhat bored Andee tries to think of a creative way of picking on her best friend for not being on IM for weeks.
• birkwelch strikes back - Birkwelch, upon reading the above, delivers the smackback...