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[Please don’t stop my drama….]
I got into an altercation this morning. It’s a Friday, it’s about 10 AM, and my entire road has been blocked off by a large truck belonging to some landscaping company.
First off, it’s raining out - has been all night. Who in their right mind does landscaping in the rain?
Secondly, if you’re going to live in this country, LEARN THE FUCKING LANGUAGE. If I moved to Mexico, I’d learn Spanish - or at least more than I could remember this morning.
You see, not a single person present spoke English. Not even broken English. How many different ways can a person gesture that a large green monstrosity of a truck is blocking off my entire neighborhood? In my frustration, I said the only two things in Spanish I could remember at that moment. Then I said them louder. And louder. And louder yet, until I think one of them moved the truck so the crazy girl would leave them alone.
What are the two things I could remember?
Me gusta empanadas.
Tengo un gato enojado en mis pantalones.
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October 7th, 2005 at 4:45 pm
You’d be surprised who does landscaping in the rain. Come down here, every freaking landscaper is out in the rain. I don’t just mean drip-drip rain but pissing down torrential rain.