Jesus' General An 11 on the Manly Scale of Absolute Gender |
Saturday, June 24, 2006 OK, one more. I can't help myself. A homosexual pushes his agenda in the Heartland. | Deputy Leader Dick's hunting buddies. | On the campaign trail with James Broadwater. | Alberto Gonzales |
My favorite lyricist, mortaljive, teamed up with my favorite songwriter, Mentata, to create this new conservative anthem. |
Who is this JokeLine at MySpace, anyway? He seems to love Our Leader a little too much. |
Susan R. McCaw |
So Our Leader ordered the CIA to torture a mentally ill man in order to "save face." And perhaps the psychotic rantings we beat out of him sent our state security apparatus out on fruitless (unless you count the election year political value) goose chases. We should remember that often, Our Leader's holy inquisitors plied their trade in ways that should fill us with pride: |
I've wanted to say that ever since I first heard some long forgotten Catskill comic say it on the Ed Sullivan show. It sounded very exotic and New York to my young rural Utah ears. That was really the miracle of television. It brought the Catskills to Tremonton. |
I can't believe it. The Democratunists are encouraging Americans who live overseas--people contaminated with alien ideas--to register and vote. posted by Gen. JC Christian, Patriot | 12:11 AM|
Roger Ailes |
| | Just as Our Leader's Iraq policy is bringing peace to Land of Abraham, so is my immune system turning the tide against the Islamivirus invaders who are ravaging my body. As Dr. Dick might say just before shooting me in the face, I have turned the corner despite the way I may look and feel. In other words, I feel like shit. |
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