SEASON THREE SPOILERS
September 24 Episode One --
"Listen to the Rain on the Roof"
Look for Tom's 11 year old daughter
Kayla to create problems between Tom and Lynette, as she wants to spend plenty of time with Tom, and blames Lynette for an
injury Lynette insists she didn't cause.
One of the Scavo kids has
a birthday party, with a clown.
Bree visits a doctor because of a
distressing experience she had during sex with her fiance, Orson, and the doctor informs her she was merely having an orgasm.
Bree realizes she's never had an orgasm before.
been in a coma for six months. Susan doesn't want to give up hope, even as a doctor suggests hope may be lost.
Edie is trying to sell a house on Wisteria Lane, and she tries dancing around the
truth about the violent experiences that have taken place there.
and Carlos search for Xiao-Mei, who's disappeared. Xiao-Mei's still pregnant.
October 1 Episode Two
18 year old Austin moves in with his aunt Edie. Julie finds him attractive.
Bree and Orson walk down the aisle. Bree interrupts her own wedding so she can have a private chat with Orson! But
the wedding goes on. Bree's aunt Fern makes a toast at the reception.
Carlos is frustrated at the reception thanks to the lack of single women. Gabrielle bribes a gay waiter to
help make Carlos jealous. Gabrielle and Carlos are using a mediator for their divorce, and he's upset by their bickering
over who gets what.
Susan learns that the man in
a coma she's been caring for is not Mike! At some point after a head cast was placed on Mike, he was switched with this other
man. Susan goes out with the husband of a coma patient, and in an awkward moment, Susan meets the man's wife's parents. Thanks
to her date (possibly to be played by Dougray Scott), she pretends to be his wife's doctor.
detectives examine a body in a morgue; it was well-preserved in clay, and died thanks to a blunt trauma to the head. The dead
woman's teeth have been pulled out.
Richard Burgi (Karl) will apparently be exiting from the show as a regular, though
it's unclear to me if he's going to appear on the show this season and then have an exit, or simply never be shown again,
or be shown on a recurring basis like season 1. Anyone with more info is welcome to email it to me!
third season mystery will involve Orson. There's no word yet on what his secret is, though it's a good bet that he doesn't
have a dead body in his pool or a mentally handicapped son in his basement. The casting sides for his character included
a lengthy monologue where he admitted to having accidentally killed a patient with nitrous oxide, so make of that what you
Susan will be clumsy. Lynette's kids are bratty. Edie continues
to hate Susan.
Season 3's stories will include more interaction between
the different housewives and stories.
Julie will be growing up and
beginning to date.
Mike survives but he won't be quite the same.
Susan gets a new love interest.
Lynette's marital problems stretch
into next season, thanks to Tom's pre-teen daughter Kayla. Lynette will not be at work next season, but she's also not going
to be a stay-at-home mom exactly either. Look for both Kayla and her mother Nora to be around.
gets a new romance with Orson and more happiness in general. Look for their relationship to be "dark and exciting", according
to DH co-executive producer Kevin Murphy.
There will be a wedding.
The seventh episode of the season will contain a big twist.
Solises have marital trouble that's both tragic and comedic, as they get a War of the Roses type plot. Can their marriage
survive Carlos' adultery? Xiao-Mei will be around as Gwendoline Yeo has been made a regular.
season premiere will take place six months after the finale, and the first 15 minutes will catch viewers up on where the characters
have been since the finale.