BIG SHIT!

Here's a place where you can buy some cool Pop Art crap that's just way too friggin' big for it's own good! This is some "Silver Spoons" type shit! Didn't they do a feature on this company on 'That's Incredible', or 'Real People'?

Stupid Comics!

My favorite comics are Stupid Comics!

A Hat Tip to A Fellow Artist!

"Ned Troide was singularly famous for scoring 72,999,975 points on the video game Defender, the highest score ever recorded, in a single session lasting 62 1/2 hours. What is less known is that he also created a curious set of Heavy Metal end tables"

Dog Piss Factory!

Years ago I used to give away these hand drawn/painted packs of trading cards. They came in packs of 5, plus 1 sticker (no gum!). I lost all of the wrappers, and the wrapper art! Here's a few I have left over. Each one is an original peice of ART! Collect 'Em All!

Space 1999 Home!

I'm not kidding when I tell you that I get a lump in my throat, and a tear in my eye, when I look at this beautiful home. It just tears my heart up! I want to live there! I'm trying to make my place as nice as this, but I am a fucking slob! You can also find plans to make 3 of the basic wall panels found on Moonbase Alpha , so you can build your own far-out spaceship walls for your own pad.... I might just do it!

How The Japanese Learn to Poop!

Acid Pop Art Nightmare Monsters!

"OK, I want our new advertising character to have eyes of fire, sharp fangy teeth, horns, claws, be as cute as a button, and look like Peter Max's puke bucket!"

Here are more Naugahyde Dolls that you can shake yer stick at...

Rubber Uglies!

There is nothing cooler than Rubber Uglies! AWESOME!!!

The Mod Generation!

Check out the AWESOME artwork for these never released Topps Cards! Wicked!

Right On, Roosevelt Franklin!

Roosevelt Franklin!
The coolest Sesame Street character... download the album here!

The Fine Art of the Practical Joke!

Click Here to Visit Crotch Wizard's "Art of the Practical Joke Electric Museum of Stupidity"!

Kreiss Psycho Ceramics Psych-Out!

Here's some images of some Kreiss Psycho Ceramics that I harvested off of the net. I saw that the BubblegumFink blog posted about them in the past, but it don't exist nomore! At the risk of pushing the value of these awesome gee--gaws up even higher (just search the net for prices) i HAVE to post 'em for you to drool over! Keep an eye out for more pop culture sickness. coming soon: Black Light Posters, The Raid Bugs, and more!

Click on the Pix to see more!

IMPKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing IMPKO Sticker page...Drool! Go Now!!!

GROOSS! Things Magazine! .... G R O O O S S S S ! ! ! ! !

OMFG!!! The 1st issue of "GROOSS! Things Magazine!" by Crotch Wizard and Inhale! It's an oldie but a goodie goin' way back to 1992.... GROOOOSSS!!!!!

Louie The Street Thug - Mini Comix ('96-'97)

Louie, The Street Thug comic, Issue No. 1, was done in one sitting! (I'm sure you could never tell... this is a high quality comic!)

Barnyard Actor Cartoon!

Go here and download this great cartoon!

Hoo-boy! Who HASN'T wondered what whimpy looks like with a hard-on? Check out these creepy Tijuana Bible Comics. I imagine the original owners of these nasty comic books to be grubby fingered hobos, riding the cargo cars, cooking beans in the can, chomping soggy cigars, and vomiting up chicken bones.

MySpace..

Hey.. Crotch Wizard is on MySpace now!


like... OUCH!

Kasper, The Dead Baby in "DIE, my baby, DIE!"

This comic from Crazy Magazine made a strong impression on me as a kid. It was one of those comics that gave you that "funny feeling" that you get as a kid, when you can't really understand what's going on, but you know that it's very wrong. This is something that would fit right into an adult comic. I remember there was also a funny Richie Rich parody that this artist did for Crazy in another issue. He used the Patty Hurst kidnapping as a gag. If you've ever read this comic before, I am sure that you will remember it! Click the pic to see the whole comic!

Crotch Wizard Cribs - My Studio!

An artist's studio is a sacred place of peace and serenity. A place where one can retreat from the hustle-de-bustle, work-a-day rat race. A place to quiet the mind, and to achive PERFECT FOCUS. ommmm! ohhhnnnnnmmm!


Well, this is my actual workspace. I like to have the very least amount of room to work as possible! There's just room for a sheet of paper. I try to surround myself with as many distractions as possible, to ensure that my concentration on the artwork at hand is constantly broken!


This is to the left of my "work zone" You might be able to see a favorite piece of mine... it's inspired by those old Charles Atlas ads in almost every old comic book..."Take That Fuckface! WHAM!"


Losta creatures here to keep me company!


This is to the right of "The Zone". This WOULD look nicer, but after weeding out my record collection, there seems to be about 8 milkcrates of vinyl that I want to sell.. they're under that other stuff there... the stuff i wanna keep.. so you can't see 'em ... heh!


A messy display of toys!


These ones look a little more orderly.. I don't know how I could work without these!


They're always watching me...


Various "objects de arte"


Hmmm???


Ah-ha! Here are some things that are actually related to art... no, I don't mean the remote control, or the empty bowl of macaroni and cheese! I'm talkin' about those thar sketchbooks!


I'm forming an army...


They tell me what to draw....


Collect 'em all!


I call this corner, "the Library" ... ya know ... Mad Magazine, Zap Comix, Weirdo, and Chick Comics! Quiet please... I'm studying!
shhh!


One of a kind CROTCH WIZARD brand, hand painted skateboard... sorry charlie, it's not for sale!


It's important to keep my mind totally clear! NO DISTRACTIONS! It's all very zen.. um ... "funk sway" I think it's called


This is my reading chair.


Alot of fold-ins have been folded right here. Unfortunatly, this chair is warping my ass into a perfectly round ball. Occationally will get the itch to play the mini-moog.. for like 8 hours straight! Bloop! Bleep! Brapppt!


METAL RULES!


Well, That's the tour. You've seen the cars, the big screen TV's, the bedroom (where it ALL happens!) Thanks for coming MTV.. but now you're gunna have to LEAVE! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!

Beano!

Jump into the wierd world of The Beano Comic! Souper fun and weird British comics! PONG!!!

Johnny Ryan

I'm dedicating my 2nd post to the great Johnny Ryan! After I recently decided to get back into doing art and comix on a regular basis, i stumbled across his work, and it has been a great inspiration. Buy his new shit,
Comic Book Holocaust for only $9.95 + a very reasonable shipping fee (which is very important for a cheap bastard, like me!) The first 200 books get signed, and they also include some crap from the printshop or something. You'll find even more of his stuff at Fantagrapics and you can even get custom , and/or original art!

God Bless This Blog!

"I pledge allegiance to the blog!"