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October 2001

10.01.01: Home sick.
10.03.01: Get your hands out of my mouth.
10.05.01: Early morning scenes from the A.
10.06.01: Survivor guilt.
September 2001

09.26.01: Getting back.
09.27.01: Windows on the World.
May 2001

05.02.01: Here comes the sun.
05.03.01: She's a braniac, braniac on the floor.

April 2001

04.03.01: Mailing it in.
04.04.01: Wake up, little Susie, wake up.
04.05.01: Baby won't you drive my car?
04.07.01: Girls Gone Wild!
04.10.01: Car go vroom.
04.11.01: Ya stoopid piece a' shoe!
04.22.01: Notes from beyond the grave...
04.24.01: Countdown to Japan
04.26.01: The prospective perspective.
04.28.01: Stick with the fries.
March 2001

03.01.01: Get Lent.
03.02.01: And an island never cries.
03.03.01: Swim, old woman, swim like the wind!
03.05.01: It's a marshmallow world in the winter.
03.06.01: There's something about Cheney.
03.07.01: Attention, attention...
03.08.01: If only I could get off my ass.
03.11.01: Why Dr. K probably still hates me.
03.12.01: I'm your mother, Luke.
03.13.01: Train of thought leaving the station...
03.15.01: A woman's gotta eat.
03.16.01: I don't get to shake hands with Goofy.
03.18.01: Lord of the Fleas.
03.19.01: Some people call me a space cowgirl.
03.21.01: Crappity crap crap.
03.22.01: I have 32 questions and then some.
03.24.01: Trendelenburg gait.
03.25.01: With space glitter still in my hair.
03.26.01: Scrutiny, thy name is Oscar.
03.27.01: The lottery, and suburban impotence.
03.29.01: Team Awesome!
03.30.01: Med student, heal thyself.
03.31.01: "Death, be not proud."
February 2001

02.02.01: All I ever do is complain.
02.03.01: Surly and Risk: Two One-Act Plays.
02.04.01: Exams end, and free dinners abound.
02.05.01: Cherry-red epiglottis?  Sounds tasty.
02.08.01: Shoes so cute, they make you bleed.
02.09.01: Dem Chinese, dey all kinds of crazy.
02.10.01: Big Night.
02.11.01: Pictures from Fun Week.
02.13.01: Deepest sympathies for your loss...
02.14.01: I choo-choo-choose you!
02.15.01: Breathe in, breathe out.  Movies too.
02.17.01: Cupid, draw back your bow-oh...
02.18.01: Exercise your demons.
02.19.01: Lessons from the weight room.
02.21.01: Yet another gimmick.
02.23.01: Schoolgirl vs. Dominatrix.
02.25.01: Hey Mister DJ, put a record on.
02.27.01: Let the wild rumpus start!
02.28.01: Make sure that little red light is off.
January 2001

01.01.01: A quick recap on my time away.
01.15.01: Alive and kickin' it.
01.16.01: Step into my office...
01.17.01: I Heart New York.
01.18.01: I've been exposed.
01.19.01: Sponsored by eBay and the letter Z
01.20.01: Kevin Spacey totally wants me!
01.21.01: Big Poppa is proud of little George.
01.22.01: The worst entry ever!
01.25.01: Bad entry with hardcore Hindu nudity.
01.26.01: I dreamed a dream in days gone by...
01.27.01: I don't like cleaning pee off stuff.
01.28.01: 1-9-9-9 Wellesley rah.
01.29.01: I can't help it.  It's like a disease.
01.30.01: 'Cause I'd...al...rea...dy...KNOW!
December 2000

12.01.00: Michelle Au does not kiss ass.
12.02.00: Med students rocking out hardcore.
12.03.00: The coveted Stink Soup recipe.
12.04.00: Girliness, and the mysterious beret.
12.05.00: Pizza, and the crusty old ENT
12.06.00: I'm not nuts.  Patch Adams is nuts.
12.07.00: Who are you? Why are you here?
12.08.00: Paging Dr. Seymour Butts...
12.09.00: Nerd Confessions.
12.10.00: [entry pulled]
12.11.00: [entry pulled]
12.12.00: Listen to me talk about exams.
12.14.00: Barf.
12.16.00: So tell me, "Am I Hot Or Not?"
12.18.00: BBQs and laundry.  Quite the combo.
12.20.00: Holiday Guest Writer.
12.21.00: Victoria's Secret Boobs.  Dilemma II.
12.23.00: Twelve year-olds sure like to giggle.
12.25.00: Hey Jesus.  Way to be born.
November 2000

11.01.00: Don't be a crack whore.
11.02.00: GEOCITIES SUX!! and The Dilemma
11.03.00: "You know what this page needs?"
11.04.00: Renovations, apologies
11.05.00: Spaceballs!  There goes the planet.
11.06.00: Noxious emissions.
11.07.00: Rock the vote!  Yeah, boyeee!
11.08.00: Stoopid Florida.  Panhandlers.
11.09.00: Physical diagnosis, fancy booze.
11.11.00: New stuff.  Oh my ass hurts.
11.13.00: Catching up, holiday browsing
11.14.00: Dentists are so straight-edge.
11.15.00: Celebrity sighting!
11.16.00: "One-year anniversary" is a sham!
11.18.00: Friday events, tricky advertising.
11.19.00: [entry pulled]
11.20.00: [entry pulled]
11.21.00: Parents visiting!  Hide your stuff!
11.22.00: Dr. Prince lied.  Eat some turkey.
11.26.00: Shh, TV.  Post-Thanksgiving recap.
11.27.00: The reluctant ophthalmologist.
11.28.00: Talk soup.
11.30.00: Harvey the scary mannequin.
October 2000
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10.27.00:  Intro to Underwear
10.28.00:  S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E (13 points)
10.29.00:  Bruise Hound.
10.30.00:  Bubble this, Dr. Chess.
10.31.00:  Halloween, the Hair Incident.
October 2000
Do not click the Back to Main Page links on the October entries.  Use the Back button on your browser to return to this page.  You have been warned.

10.27.00:  Intro to Underwear
10.28.00:  S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E (13 points)
10.29.00:  Bruise Hound.
10.30.00:  Bubble this, Dr. Chess.
10.31.00:  Halloween, the Hair Incident.
It's the Underwear Archives, boy howdy!
November 2000

11.01.00: Don't be a crack whore.
11.02.00: GEOCITIES SUX!! and The Dilemma
11.03.00: "You know what this page needs?"
11.04.00: Renovations, apologies
11.05.00: Spaceballs!  There goes the planet.
11.06.00: Noxious emissions.
11.07.00: Rock the vote!  Yeah, boyeee!
11.08.00: Stoopid Florida.  Panhandlers.
11.09.00: Physical diagnosis, fancy booze.
11.11.00: New stuff.  Oh my ass hurts.
11.13.00: Catching up, holiday browsing
11.14.00: Dentists are so straight-edge.
11.15.00: Celebrity sighting!
11.16.00: "One-year anniversary" is a sham!
11.18.00: Friday events, tricky advertising.
11.19.00: [entry pulled]
11.20.00: [entry pulled]
11.21.00: Parents visiting!  Hide your stuff!
11.22.00: Dr. Prince lied.  Eat some turkey.
11.26.00: Shh, TV.  Post-Thanksgiving recap.
11.27.00: The reluctant ophthalmologist.
11.28.00: Talk soup.
11.30.00: Harvey the scary mannequin.
December 2000

12.01.00: Michelle Au does not kiss ass.
12.02.00: Med students rocking out hardcore.
12.03.00: The coveted Stink Soup recipe.
12.04.00: Girliness, and the mysterious beret.
12.05.00: Pizza, and the crusty old ENT
12.06.00: I'm not nuts.  Patch Adams is nuts.
12.07.00: Who are you? Why are you here?
12.08.00: Paging Dr. Seymour Butts...
12.09.00: Nerd Confessions.
12.10.00: [entry pulled]
12.11.00: [entry pulled]
12.12.00: Listen to me talk about exams.
12.14.00: Barf.
12.16.00: So tell me, "Am I Hot Or Not?"
12.18.00: BBQs and laundry.  Quite the combo.
12.20.00: Holiday Guest Writer.
12.21.00: Victoria's Secret Boobs.  Dilemma II.
12.23.00: Twelve year-olds sure like to giggle.
12.25.00: Hey Jesus.  Way to be born.
2000
2001
January 2001

01.01.01: A quick recap on my time away.
01.15.01: Alive and kickin' it.
01.16.01: Step into my office...
01.17.01: I Heart New York.
01.18.01: I've been exposed.
01.19.01: Sponsored by eBay and the letter Z
01.20.01: Kevin Spacey totally wants me!
01.21.01: Big Poppa is proud of little George.
01.22.01: The worst entry ever!
01.25.01: Bad entry with hardcore Hindu nudity.
01.26.01: I dreamed a dream in days gone by...
01.27.01: I don't like cleaning pee off stuff.
01.28.01: 1-9-9-9 Wellesley rah.
01.29.01: I can't help it.  It's like a disease.
01.30.01: 'Cause I'd...al...rea...dy...KNOW!
February 2001

02.02.01: All I ever do is complain.
02.03.01: Surly and Risk: Two One-Act Plays.
02.04.01: Exams end, and free dinners abound.
02.05.01: Cherry-red epiglottis?  Sounds tasty.
02.08.01: Shoes so cute, they make you bleed.
02.09.01: Dem Chinese, dey all kinds of crazy.
02.10.01: Big Night.
02.11.01: Pictures from Fun Week.
02.13.01: Deepest sympathies for your loss...
02.14.01: I choo-choo-choose you!
02.15.01: Breathe in, breathe out.  Movies too.
02.17.01: Cupid, draw back your bow-oh...
02.18.01: Exercise your demons.
02.19.01: Lessons from the weight room.
02.21.01: Yet another gimmick.
02.23.01: Schoolgirl vs. Dominatrix.
02.25.01: Hey Mister DJ, put a record on.
02.27.01: Let the wild rumpus start!
02.28.01: Make sure that little red light is off.
March 2001

03.01.01: Get Lent.
03.02.01: And an island never cries.
03.03.01: Swim, old woman, swim like the wind!
03.05.01: It's a marshmallow world in the winter.
03.06.01: There's something about Cheney.
03.07.01: Attention, attention...
03.08.01: If only I could get off my ass.
03.11.01: Why Dr. K probably still hates me.
03.12.01: I'm your mother, Luke.
03.13.01: Train of thought leaving the station...
03.15.01: A woman's gotta eat.
03.16.01: I don't get to shake hands with Goofy.
03.18.01: Lord of the Fleas.
03.19.01: Some people call me a space cowgirl.
03.21.01: Crappity crap crap.
03.22.01: I have 32 questions and then some.
03.24.01: Trendelenburg gait.
03.25.01: With space glitter still in my hair.
03.26.01: Scrutiny, thy name is Oscar.
03.27.01: The lottery, and suburban impotence.
03.29.01: Team Awesome!
03.30.01: Med student, heal thyself.
03.31.01: "Death, be not proud."
April 2001

04.03.01: Mailing it in.
04.04.01: Wake up, little Susie, wake up.
04.05.01: Baby won't you drive my car?
04.07.01: Girls Gone Wild!
04.10.01: Car go vroom.
04.11.01: Ya stoopid piece a' shoe!
04.22.01: Notes from beyond the grave...
04.24.01: Countdown to Japan
04.26.01: The prospective perspective.
04.28.01: Stick with the fries.
May 2001

05.02.01: Here comes the sun.
05.03.01: She's a braniac, braniac on the floor.

September 2001

09.26.01: Getting back.
09.27.01: Windows on the World.
October 2001

10.01.01: Home sick.
10.03.01: Get your hands out of my mouth.
10.05.01: Early morning scenes from the A.
10.06.01: Survivor guilt.