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Are you an IRC addict?


Did you ever ask "is /me an IRC addict"? If so, there is a good chance you are ;-) The following is a list of symptoms from my own experience I'd like to share. Feel free to contribute to this list. Have fun!


1.   Is there an IRC channel named after your nick?

2.   Do more people call you by your IRC nick than by your real name?

3.   Have you ordered an extra phone line to always be connected?

4.   Ever said "ROTFLOL" when someone at school told you a joke?

5.   Do you go to #yourcityloveatfirstsight to meet someone special?

6.   Look in the mirror! Do you look like :-/ or $:-0 ?

7.   Did you parents had to buy a computer to stay in contact with you?

8.   Have you discovered that most people in your address book are from IRC?

9.   Do you celebrate your birthday at #mybirthdayparty?

10.   Ever dreamed to be on IRC?

11.   Do you need to _scroll_ through your popup menu?

12.   Have you mail bombed someone in RL through US postal service to get revenge?

13.   Did you label your door bell #yournick?

14.   Try to laugh! Did you say "hehehehehehe"?

15.   After being on IRC: ever told someone the phone was off the hock when they complain your phone is busy all the time?

16.   You get to know someone new in RL. Do you answer "/me" when they ask who you are?

17.   Ever had to buy a new hard drive for your .wav files?

18.   ... [copy n paste the old ones here] ...





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