December 5, 2006, In WHITEHOUSE.ORG ()

Amerricka Speeks!

DEAR DUBYA: A Totally Unauthorized Snoop Inside the Presidential Mailbag.
NEW! DEAR DUBYA: A Totally Unauthorized Snoop Inside the Presidential Mailbag: It's the long-awaited WHITEHOUSE.ORG reader mail BOOK – widly rumored to make a not-altogether-horrible GIFT! PROCURE IT IMMEDIATELY!

November 27, 2006, In Chickenhead ()

The Devolution Will Be Televised

LoserTube: Exhibitionism. Cretinous Prattle.
NEW! LoserTube.com: Your source for the most awesomest videos imaginable! FEAST THINE EYES!

October 30, 2006, In Chickenhead ()

BLACK MAGICK SPELLS & CURSES!

Raven St. Crowley
Abandon all hope, ye who enter my wicked evil website! I am Raven, bound concubine of the Dark Prince, and these are my bitchin' spells. Only true practitioners of the black arts (like me or my Satanic apprentice Tommy – who I am NOT dating) should wield these terrible powers. If you try, you risk spending eternity totally being raped with tridents by hell-spawn!


October 19, 2006, In Chickenhead ()

Lactose Infatuated

Got Milk? REJECTS
Experience the tasteful, appealing cow juice advertisements dismissed
as "TOO HOT" by KILLJOY DORKOTRONICS at the U.S. Dairy Association:

October 8, 2006, In Chickenhead ()

Super Spy-O-Matic!

Super Spy-O-Matic Domestic Surveillance Portal!
NEW! Simply enter the name of anyone you find suspicious, and Super Spy-O-Matic instantly cross-references NSA domestic phone, e-mail, travel and banking databases to expose shockingly seditious behavior and attitudes! TRY IT!

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