YES     +-------------------------+     NO
     +-------------<------|DOES THE DAMN THING WORK?|---->---+
     |                    +-------------------------+        |
     |                                                       |
     |                                                       |
+----------+                                   YES   +------------+  NO
|DON'T FUCK|                              +------<---|DID YOU FUCK|-->-+
|  WITH IT |                              |          |   WITH IT? |    |
+----------+                              |          +------------+    |
     |                                    |                            |
     |                                    |                            |
     |            +----------+        +--------+                +------------+
     |       NO   |   DOES   |        |  YOU   |           YES  |  WILL YOU  |
     |     +-<----|  ANYONE  |---<----|  DUMB  |          +-<---| CATCH HELL?|
     |     |      |   KNOW?  |        |  SHIT  |          |     +------------+
     |     |      +----------+        +--------+          |             |
     |     |           |                                  |          NO |
     |     |           | YES                              |         +-<-+
     |     |           +-------->---------+        +---<--+         |
     |  +------+                          |        |                |
     |  | HIDE |                          |        |                |
     |  |  IT  |                  +--------------------+       +-----------+
     |  +------+          +--->---|**YOU POOR BASTARD**|       |  SHIT-CAN |
     |     |              |       +--------------------+       |     IT    |
     |     |              |                  |                 +-----------+
     |     |              |                  |                       |
     |     |              |                  +--->-+                 |
     |     |              |                        |                 |
     |     |              |                        |                 |
     |     |              |      +-----------------------+           |
     |     |              |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE |           |
     |     |              +--<---|         ELSE?         |           |
     |     |                     +-----------------------+           |
     |     |                                  |                      |
     |     |                              YES |                      |
     |     |                            +---<-+                      |
     |     |                            |                            |
     |     |                 ****************************            |
     |     |                 ****************************            |
     |     + --------------->**  N O   P R O B L E M   **<-----------+
     +---------------------->****************************
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