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Patrick Collins, Feature Director: On the Set of Elegant Angel’s Big Bottom Sadie
Some adult directors (particularly the ones who really want to be making mainstream movies) are so disinterested in their sex scenes that they basically let their camera guys helm them. Or they take a laissez faire approach, giving little or no direction to the performers.
Patrick Collins is not one of those directors.
As he oversees a Jenna Haze/Brett Rockman/Robby James b.j.-only scene on the set of Big Bottom Sadie — a rarefeature for the Hall of Fame director and Elegant Angel honcho — Collins looks on intensely, ignoring a half eaten sandwich on a clipboard he holds, frequently giving instructions to the performers, infusing the scene with the World Class smut sensibility that has given us such modern masturbatory classics as The Bottom Dweller (AVN’s 1993 Best All-Sex Video), Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman (AVN’s 2001 Best All-Sex Video), Buttwoman Iz Belladonna (AVN’s 2002 Best All-Sex Video) and choice installments of his Sodomania (AVN’s Best Vignette Tape 1999 and 2000) line.
"Jerk yourself off you little slut," he tells Haze at one point, as the 20-year-old svelte brunette cutie chokes down James and the donkey-dicked Rockman. "C’mon."
"Rub it all over your face," he tells her a few minutes later. "Smell their balls."
"Gag on it Jenna," he exhorts her a few minutes after that. "I want your eyes to tear."
"My makeup will run," Haze protests.
"If I cared about that, I wouldn’t have asked you to do it," Collins shoots back. "Stop talking back and just do what I tell you."
Yup, there’s no just mistaking who’s in charge on a Pat Collins set.
Big Bottom Sadie, Collins tells me prior to the scene, is only the second feature he’s directed in his storied career, the first being 1994’s Theory of Relativity.
"Features I’ve usually not liked," he says, as we stand outside the North Hollywood sound stage where Big Bottom is being shot. "Café Flesh I liked a lot. But most of them are so porn. So boring and you know, annoying, really. They just get in the way of the sex. The acting — or lack of acting — and the terrible dialog.
"So I felt like I could do this. That if I had the right people, I could convey a story."
In brief, Big Bottom Sadie, written by Collins and pal Parker Sherman ("a real pervert"), centers on Haze’s character, the sexually repressed Amanda, who rooms with the much sexually freer Sadie (Olivia Saint). Influenced by Sadie to loosen up, Amanda submits to an S/M session, which helps transform her into a much more sexually open female. Adding depth to the story and characters are psychological undercurrents woven into the script.
While the tape is named after Saint’s character, Collins says it’s really Haze who carries the day and who is deserving of a AVN nomination for the Best Actress — Video.
"She’s done a hell of a job," he says. "A lot of this movie carried with a voice over and you know how that fucking porno bullshit goes. It’s terrible. I hate it. And we overcame that and she really has done a convincing job."
The Haze/Rockman/James threeway (one of eleven sex scenes in the tape; this may be a feature, but it’s an Elegant Angel feature), set in a public bathroom, occurs right after Amanda’s sexual awakening.
It starts with Haze masturbating in a stall with a Pocket Rocket.
"Oh fuck," she moans.
"You keep going," Collins tells her. "I want you to cum as much as possible."
A few seconds later, she takes Collins up on his offer, cumming loudly, screaming, "Oh my fucking God."
Rockman and James now join the fray, force-feeding her their tools. When Haze starts emoting a bit too loudly for Collins’ taste, he tells her, "None of that porn noise, baby. You’ve been working on other sets."
For the next 20 minutes or so, Rockman and James fuck Haze’s face, with Collins periodically giving directions. The scene is all high energy, noise and saliva strands. Rockman finally pops on Haze’s kisser while she plays with a vibrator and a minute or so later, James blows on her ass.
"God, I’m such a fucking whore," Haze proclaims to Collins’ approval.
"Jenna, honey," he says, "that was great."
— Mike Ramone
Elegant Angel’s Big Bottom Sadie will be ready to make a big splash May 28.
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