I mostly ignore hate mail, but once in a while it's fun to play with the trolls. Case in point, the brilliant Jacob Karsemeyer:
from: Me
to: dean.esmay@xxx.com
date: May 26, 2007 1:54 PM
subject: you... kind sir... are an idiot
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you are the model american.
Easy to fool and tough to change.
So much faith in something that has given him so little.
You have had the wool pulled over your eyes and your loving every second of it.
Poor ignorant old man.
I hope you expire soon. The world hates you and your arrogant narrow minded politics.
from: Dean Esmay
to: Me
date: May 26, 2007 6:46 PM
subject: Re: you... kind sir... are an idiot
You're looking in a mirror.
Dean
from: Jacob Karsemeyer
to: dean.esmay@xxx.com
date: May 27, 2007 4:21 AM
subject: Re: you... kind sir... are an idiot
Im looking at you.... so your a mirror?
meaning the only way you can argue is with childish and simple argument
tricks like reflection?
good show..
Anyhow.. I'm not an old man... im not ignorant.. im not narrow minded.. and
I sure hope im not going to expire soon.
Till the next time.
Im glad I got paid to look at your ugly site. (jeeeeez... cant you bush
loving idiots find anyone throw together a site that doesnt look like an
ingredients list?)
from: Dean Esmay
to: Jacob Karsemeyer
date: May 27, 2007 9:46 AM
subject: Re: you... kind sir... are an idiot
You're merely describing yourself.
If you ever want to take the blinders off and learn something, spend more time on my site. But you'll have to lose the hate that obviously consumes you and actually open your mind to new ideas.
Peace.
Dean
from: Jacob Karsemeyer
to: dean.esmay@xxx.com
date: May 27, 2007 1:26 PM
subject: Re: you... kind sir... are an idiot
are you really that stupid?
did you not read my message?
I HAVE NO BLINDERS... I HAVE CHECKED YOUR SITE... I SEE OVER ALL OF YOUR
'IDEAS' THEY ARE NOTHING NEW... I JUST SEE PAST THEM AND THROUGH THEM.. AND
CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE IGNORANT AND TERRIBLE IDEAS
and i am NOT describing myself.. I made that painfully clear in my last
message
Im young.. virile.. brilliant... on my way to being incredibly wealthy...
popular.. well adjusted... calm and happy... in control... and most
importantly...
One of the best critical thinkers of our age.
thats right I said it.
Now go have fun with your TERRIBLE novel idea. Im sure the 300 people tha
tvisit your site because they have nothing better to do with their pathetic
lives will buy it.
lighten up. Smarten up. Grow up.
good day
from: Dean Esmay
to: Jacob Karsemeyer
date: May 27, 2007 1:43 PM
subject: Re: you... kind sir... are an idiot
Heh.
You're a funny guy.
Dean
This is pure genius, no? How can you top this Karsemeyer guy? I savor every moment of this exchange.