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Science Pick-Up Lines

- Oooh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em beautiful and dumb!

- By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36 which, by the way, are all perfect squares.

- According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

- I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

- But enough about me, let's talk about mu.

- What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium on Euclidean Geometry?