The Law of Purple

The Law of Purple

Sowwee

Posted on 2007-03-13

Copyright © 2006 Jessica Segaard.

Return of the buzzing spacecraft!Really a LOT of Kittycats are creepy, but hey.GDG the SheepUndah Constructionz!Everyone should have a pair of Happy Pants.GooushAnticlimactic tummy growlzDOWN, boy!Daimon is a kitty. XDIdes of March 2007So close, and yet so far.SowweeBlue needs a hug! =(It's pretty easy for Blue to get distracted. XDMah Cross! O_oBLUUD AND GUUTSAll part of what makes Lette the Goddess of AwesomeChopsticks.... of DOOOM!!Only SORT of a guest comic. XDLawl of Purple! XDTEH AWESOME POWERS OF MS PAAAINT!Daimon the video game character.One of my creepier creationsRevampy goodness? O_oAren is a COLD little hellspawn.Who's jealous of Daimon? (raises hand)Sylvana unleashes her TRUU POWAH!I am NOT your dear.Valentine's Day 2007Red needs Red to-- Wait.Red panel borders! Get creative!Bye bye, Fire EscapeFire escape of salvation!Gghhkk.Finally shrunk for easy viewing!Giants in the Earth is the book which I was reading.No DUI for Synn. XDANOTHER one! XDManhandling?CAMERAS!! :DSpacescape posters!Worry not, he's on his way! XDWhere's Red when you need him?!Blue is REALLY happy to see her. XDAnd then the Knight makes her Heroic Entrance!Blue's startling discovery about body art (XD)Cut to piecesGoddess of Awesome down the rabbit holeA win win for Silver?MLKJ Day 2007A lot of nerve, or just a lot of ego?The reason for blackThe Best Search Engine?And Vanessa retaliates.Red attacks....Teh Half-Beed Stays Wif We For Funs! D:=Shiny ToysThe Goddess of Awesome has Called Her People. O_oLette's emergencyWalleye DropXD Or maybe not.Blue's being rather modest...A sound too familiarBlue just can't seem to keep his clothes onChristmas 2006Biology 101 with the Goddess of AwesomeSynn to the rescue!!Daimon is quite the kisser. X3Why Daimon, I NEVER.Fuzzy Pink FlashbacksBlue Knivessss...Title PageEbonyDown timeI gotta hug!The epic conclusion!On a wallRooooooonesYowie what now?Party GirlSo is he Purple?Lette pinupThe Bread of the Undead!What IS the joke?Return of the ultimate terror!!!Cutting the turkeyFor no particular reasonNew premise?The GreeterSPOOOOOOOOOON!!!BustedHairBoo! Hiss! Filthy lies!Not in my contractAnd... the story... continues...The Letter CBad Blue! Bad! Bad!It follows form...The One ThingPanicHe's younger than he looks XDNo, no, no, no...Disturbing vision?Friday the Thirteenth... in OCTOBER!!CosplayOr somethingNot for saleCasey the chaperoneSo, YOU'RE Vanessa!Nice jeans... I mean genesI vote schizophrenia...Five times fast?Shurrup your mouthKeeping up appearancesHalf the game (and half the clothes)Your MOM?!Delayed reactionLook BOTH ways before crossing the street!Kids on the StreetNot Fully Grown?Messy Guests?Lette's Casual WearAWK-ward!Rather be wrong(Not even close to a) Tearful ReunionFirst Panel W00tCasta Bay SketchQuizLove her as a MAN!Daimon SketchGood Behavior?Daft GibberishXars2Window Seat!ZOR-CH!! ScHRACKK! ShCLishh!Reminder -OR- RRRMM-MMMBB-RRRR-BMMMMmmmm... revisitedWelcome... to my nightmare!Off to SchoolCerulean Blue PreviewVodka BoxBig ProductionChibi LOP Theatre Presents: Pointless RivalryRMM-MMBM-MB-MM-MBMMMMMM......Telling LetteShe'll be relaxed?WHAMMO!Lynnah fillerDaimon fillerYou GO, girl!BickeringKnivesss... and some shirtless guyWho are these people and why are they staring at me?But she IS a-Another one?Hostages?But then againKnife Holdssss...Knife Throwssss...Lack of diligenceHeart vs. Ninja silenceExcepting the exceptions, except when accepting-wait..."Cieling camera"You're on mah list!Supah pointy eared hearing!Me Thud get some love!It you!Fly on the windshieldSpaced outToo much funPretty explosionsMe Thud have awesome strengthFather's Day '06What you say?!Fuzzing gracefully into cloakFamily businessWhat a messWho can resist risking death? Wait...GooeyGo FishElevator TourDisturbing visionMore PDA!PDA! PDA!Mari and the Miko PetIt'sa Mari!Vickie found an elevator!Meanwhile bubbles! XDShe GOT a funny feeling. XDLove at first sightDIVE SAVERadioactive DNA! XDEppie and X!X and Eppie!Mother's Day 2006Chat fight! XDCatfight!Shi Shi can jump!Flashy lights!Thud got girlfriend!Physically ImpossibleSYNN WANTS ME TO STUDY!Jel lost the point here. X3EroPoem! =DChimpanzees are mighty hunters!Yes, Shi Shi, he knows you...Learn to confine them, foo!HIYA BOO!!!We now return to our regularly scheduled comicDaddy's Girl Page 15Daddy's Girl Page 14Daddy's Girl Page 13Daddy's Girl Page 12Daddy's Girl Page 11Daddy's Girl will resume after these messagesYell at meDaddy's Girl Page 10Daddy's Girl Page 9Daddy's Girl Page 8Daddy's Girl Page 7Daddy's Girl Page 6Daddy's Girl Page 5Daddy's Girl Page 4Daddy's Girl Page 3Daddy's Girl Page 2Daddy's Girl Page 1Daddy's Girl Title PageSteppin' on and outDo the (Mem)TwistDumb blonde attackKnow how it feelsSt. Patty'sDeservingIdes of March '06YUM-er, YOU!The Law of Purple explained... sorta.Where's Wald-er, the ship?Short for something?Kidding?Keep her dad out of it!Normal TacticChibi RecapWeird backgroundOn the moveI have seen da FUTAH!Massive Premonition (c)It be talk like a pirate... comic!Take us with you!Messy living roomStressedPizza!Like UsualV-dayKnivesssssss...VanishedHe weel not connect yuu, either!He weel *not* keel yuu?Pouncin'Mira is quietFavorNOoo! Foolish emo boy!He weel keel yuu!Burned ToastSilenceItsa Me! Dross...io.Insults and ThreatsEvil IncarnateOuch.Whuuu-?Pizza?Martin Luther King day 2006When toys ATTACK!Thud NOT STUPID!Enter THUD!Duke the goferIdiotsHelpful Nijai guide-don't leave home without it!Nijai on a couchAye, lass!Teh Commander? Noes!That ninja also has pretty hairLegal ImplicationsChristmas Party... aftermathMistletoe, er, hollyFamilyJust call him "Sensei."Brother?Stupid Kid!DudetteExam SLAMMystery of the Wardrobe REVEALED!CultThat ninja has pretty eyes...And so is BlueRose is tough...That's Silver? Kinda looks gray to me.Irrelevant WeirdnessWhere? I saw no people!TormentPeace is an illusionFanservice Title PageLocknLoadAlien ShantytownFire EscapeRockin' Like Teh SixtiesBlue the TaggerThree RosesGreen yuu MEDDLER!Just let me hold youCamera TherapyIt's BONDED to yuuu! >:3X'Zabris DoubleOut of PlaceExtra CaffieneTrying to understandBlue ventsVisions of the nowThe start of a beautiful relationship. :/Max is scaryMortified MaxSUBMIT to my Millenium Mind Control!!! >:DComposure lost Max on a MissionFANSERVICE! =DWhitey ain't a dating serviceUniforms Are a Terrible IdeaWait, isn't Skyla OLDER than Lette? XDGoddess of Awesome Drops a BombshellThe Goddess and Pharaoh of Awesome have a love hate relationship.Elven HearingSkyla, the Pharaoh of Awesome. XDRobbie the Drama QueenIt PULSATES. XDDBecause ♥ is TOTALLY a word.Lette IS focused. X3yet at the same time, has no clue.Husband of Boss is very perceptive...Skinny Squad meets Husband of BossA stick of LARD! :DAll Purpose RemoteDex's greaat escape!Dex's big sistah!Dex's biggest worryGreen pulls off a snake toungueThe Lens! The Lens!Blue likes apples!You know me too well, boy.Someone ELSE sleeping where they shouldn't! :xVirgin SeerX'Zabris and EpsilonThe Goddess of Awesome's couchMysterious connectionDon't you feel alive?Lette's friend KitKatToungueBoyBarbDynamic Trio?Rose and Mjölner♥Violet's True MotivesViolet Likes Football?Roll ModelsLette being coyPlot Bunnies!!!Robbie bites. X3And this is you on drugs.Port Platypus Secondary SchoolThat just means he LIKED you!He doesn't wear a scentThis is ME.Occult BalanceMonster to the MallLet's go shopping!AnticlimaxLike an old spy movieOne Man ArmyGoddess of Awesome in NirvanaLord of Narcissm DefeatedNick the NuisanceOne GOOD ReasonHot ChixThe Goddess of Awesome vs Lord of NarcissmFeeling BetterNot my momHot Chocolate CURESGirl TalkThey're already goneRose in the windMr. Too Sexy for his ShirtYUMRole ModelShojo eyes of DEWMNot FineLette Duels Good (XD)Helmet HeadFirst impressions don't always takeMotorcycles are sexyLette is also the Goddess of Awesome ScrapbooksOf course Lette sings perfect Japanese. XDEven the Goddess of Awesome likes to sleep in.Jo's secret weaponWriter's BlockViolence in literatureHarry Potter, God of Whining and rabid fan bases.No, Blue CANNOT swim.But maybe it WAS an old boyfriend! :oI know nothing of TennisThe Goddess of Awesome's nice legssomething to show youBlue and guitarViolet'n'WhiteyWet shirt contestlawn mowers are evilgardeningClaymore BillHe-man in Bondage gearGreen the MangakaGoddess of Awesome meets her nemesisStalkersAbsurdtiesX-Blue!JelWyrd kidsScrutinyYARFWork crushManners mean nadaAlicia Wyrd, town cryerAlways RememberWe need more shadows!MishikariHands up, Han! >:3HuhneeHeart to Heart with Sapphire SharpStar Wars Reference with Extra Cheese!Mickey's Pizza?Page thirty TOO!Page thirty WUN!CheeksSay WHA?Pyromancy for dummiesBlue likes books!The bosslady's wardrobe is funRobe-ed armKitty pounces!British?The BossladyMage Myrddin'sNo bad dreams = happy BlueCult wahuh?Having Blue around is like having a teen daughter...Sleeping on the floorFlame in the darkI need to handle it myselfBlue is no longer in this discussionSo when he's not emo the world ends?Comparing therapistsDoctor SharpSharp brand therapyNo touchie the emo! XSSapphireRed's WardrobeWhat geeks gossip aboutLette's coming too!ClosetSpazHouseHot in hereIn the carBBE Page 10BBE Page 9BBE Page 8BBE Page 7BBE Page 6BBE Page 5BBE Page 4BBE Page 3BBE Page 2BBE Page 1Behind Blue Eyes CoverSweet AddictionAhhabbanodebeedBeware...Old costumesye olden daysComing soon!Whitey SittingGreen the Action Hero XDGreen the ArtistThat's platiPI. I think.WishesDalmationsWoots!TiredWe only take creditFor SCIENCE!Red's plan?Max is CahRAZY:x Who'z ZIS?Deciding their fateI wonder about that scientist.Just hystericalRed the therapistGirlfwend!!Touching reunion (FINALLY.)Kitty love HURTSMemtwistHappy little signal pirateVillyunsThe real freakChangingDream?Boy talkMines!!! *drool*TelevisionBrotherly loveLette's DadStunning plot twist!Brothers are supposed to pick on each otherLegs of springsOn the roadAviacideSckRnnCH!Blue, you EMO PLAYBOY. XDTalk with the GeneralI see a court martial in your future...*headdesk*Frieda, what are you DOING?That Twilek is hot.Thick as ThievesThank yuu thank yuuSo happy to see you I'm sobbingDog Tags are just coolPatriotismRing us in, we's ready for the new year!Just remember what they say about absolute power...Run, Jik, or the mounties will GET YUU!!Don't follow him, Alice, it will get you nowhere.The HORRORS!Santa Green wishes Merry Christmas!General DertZentraedi OverlordDark ForcesssHumans off EarthTORGE IS TEH SCARYReturn of the Goddess of AwesomeAll night longGeeks 'n' FreaksRed's a doctor!Was?!! LAST NIGHT???Memphis is too pretty for his own good.Pokefight!Work out Frieda, quit hitting on him.O_OFriedaaaaaaAck! Mush!!Hooterz!Lette, Goddess of AwesomeMush momentGreen is adorable tooRocket FuelXP:OFwoooBroken HeartSanton HospitalRaising themJuiceboxSMAK!I do love my shower scenes:(Flamez and DeathMore expositions!Expositions!That's EARTH food, n00b!The official stance of the government on handling extraterrestrial lifeforms.ABS!Have a sexy Halloween!Whitey's cuteLuciditeeeeMY toy!BwaHA he's fast!Fanservice?! :3It's dark in thereOn trial by cat!Quit breaking the 4th wall, Casey.Conventions are luv.It was I!Oooh, what biceps!Love at first nabOh wait- he's NOT dead! Maybe.Jeust an ikkle creepy-- ooh, is that a Beetle?Blue would be even DEADER here, as he cannot swim.Character death! (maybe.)RAar!Fwoosh!Rose roxorz. My writing is cheese.I WROTE A POEM!Okay, this is getting old.SECOND PAGE!FtE FIRST PAGE!!!1!

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