Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 11 October 2007
'It's crazy that I have to worry about the sticker lady. In the States I could just shoot her'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 04 October 2007
'I'm not scared of the Sapphic sticker lady, I just that I can't be bothered to start a full-on war'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 27 September 2007
'I couldn't understand why this freak was targeting my Quattroporte for such abuse'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 20 September 2007
'My Amy Winehouse biopic is getting loads of interest. If I can just get DC to cameo in it...'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 13 September 2007
'Everyone keeps telling me Boris Johnson's bumbling idiot routine is just that – a routine. I'm not so sure'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 06 September 2007
'I love hanging around with classy, rich people – the world just feels like a better place'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 30 August 2007
'I smiled at Prince and then at Victoria, but I'd definitely been frozen out of this conversation'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 23 August 2007
'Normally, I hate spas. They always seem to be full of ugly chicks spending our money'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 16 August 2007
'We're on a rocky ledge 50 feet above the raging sea about to jump. I start to think of excuses...'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 09 August 2007
'I lie there, avoiding eye contact with the men in tight Speedos who always seem to be at these places'
Cooper Brown: He's out there
Published: 02 August 2007
'I have a bit of latent respect for Lionel Richie. The guy's got guts - and a really crap haircut'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 26 July 2007
'My in-laws, the Himmlers, are under 3ft of water. Jesus did I laugh when I heard that news'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 19 July 2007
'I tell Minnie that we'll shoot it really tastefully and that she can wear a body glove'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 12 July 2007
'I love Whole Foods Market. It's expensive, so I won't be surrounded by ugly poor people'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 05 July 2007
'The line-up was one of the most embarrassing I've seen. What is the point of Tom Jones?'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 28 June 2007
'I had a night out with Paris when I was living in LA. The details of the evening are a little hazy'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 21 June 2007
'I'm interviewing young lovelies for the post of Cooper PA. Suffice to say I'm taking my time over it'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 14 June 2007
'The boss said I'd be escorted from the building. I guess he's seen too many Michael Douglas movies'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 07 June 2007
'I love having the freedom to run from things I don't like. It's not grown-up, but it's the way I am - deal with it'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 31 May 2007
'I hadn't had time to get a ring, but hoped Victoria would ignore that. I got down on one knee...'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 24 May 2007
'This is how I'm going to go? Beaten to death by Albanians in an empty closet on top of a naked Brazilian'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 17 May 2007
'I actually quite fancy Dido, she's sort of weird hot. It might just be the smell of money, but I would'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 10 May 2007
'I eventually got home at about 5am with Hugh Grant's phone number scrawled on my wrist'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 03 May 2007
'What the hell happened to my life? One minute I'm a successful playboy, the next I'm a Mr Mom'
Cooper Brown: He's Out There
Published: 26 April 2007
'I meet my new PA and... he's a guy. This can't happen. Firstly, it looks gay. Secondly, it looks gay...'
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