It's a thin line between brave and crazy.
I haven't posted in a while, and I know this site is well overdue for an update. A lot has happened in the past few weeks, but I've been trying to lay low and relax - with little luck.
Some of you may have heard that I quit my job at Yahoo!. Yes, this is true. I put in my year there and I left. You won't hear me talking any smack about Yahoo!, and although I've certainly heard about (and seen first-hand) the "mass exodus", I don't really consider myself a part of that. Yahoo! is a great company to work for, and I'd still recommend any of my friends apply for jobs there. I just don't think I like working for big companies. My stress levels were getting absurdly high, and it just wasn't worth it. I'm taking some time off from the IT scene for a while. I'll be doing little consulting jobs here and there, but I don't plan on entering the real workforce again until December or January. I need a vacation.
Igor asked me to move in with him, so this cut my living expenses down considerably. My rent is absurdly cheap, but I'm living in Sunnyvale. Yuck. Not that there was a whole lot happening in Belmont, but at least it's closer to San Francisco than Sunnyvale is. Trying to fit all of my servers into this small apartment is a nightmare. He didn't even have gigabit. I thought everyone had gigabit. When I moved in, the first thing I did was sign us up for Comcast Business Cable. If you've got the option to get it, do so. They've got a promotion going on right now that puts the 8Mbit/1Mbit (the best they offer) at just $10 or $20 more than standard residential. We got 5 static IP's as well, not that I'm entirely sure what I'm going to use them for.
Last Tuesday night, I got robbed. To be more accurate, someone tried to rob me and failed miserably. It was Igor's father's birthday, so we all went out to a nice restaurant and drank way too much wine. His mom and I were both pretty buzzed when we left around midnight. As soon as we got home, I fell into a dead sleep. I'm still rather surprised that the popping noise coming from the living room at 4:30 AM actually woke me up.
I've heard that noise before. It sounds just like a power supply shorting. I completely freaked, remembering that I had just moved incubus and succubus and powered them on a few nights before. I pushed Igor out of bed, threw off the covers, and ran into the living room. My servers looked fine, and there was no funky burning electronics smell. Then I saw the window.
I saw a hand holding a lighter just outside our window. At first I thought some guy was just smoking a bowl or doing something equally retarded just outside our apartment. I am not the brightest thing right after waking up. It took a minute to register that the hand was actually inside our apartment. He had been using the lighter to weaken the links of the screen. The popping noise had been him ripping it open. He was trying to reach around to unlock our door.
Now what would your first thought have been? A reasonable female would have retreated back into the bedroom and called the police. Once again, I'm not all that quick to think when I'm all that tired. So what do I do? I think to myself "heh, I have a leatherman." I started yelling at him, and the hand quickly retreated back through the window. I was about to open the door to confront him, but then I realized oops - I'm naked. He apologized profusely and took off running.
When I talked to the landlady the morning after, we put together that he already tried breaking into another apartment before mine. It looked like I scared him off. That's right. If I was on Heroes, my super power would be naked leatherman wielding. Robbers beware.

