Aardvarking List -------- Aardvarking Adam and Eve'ing It Baking cookies Baking the bean Balling Banging Bashing the Beaver Being in a woman's Beef Being up to one's Balls Being Up to ya nuts in guts Beast with two Backs Beating cheeks Beating someone up with an ugly stick Boffing your Brains out Boinking Boom-booming Bone Dancing Boning Bonking Boofing Bopping Bouncing the bearded clam Breeding Buffing the beaver Bumping and grinding Bumping Bellies Bumping Uglies Bumpin' fuzzies Bumpin' uglies Burying the Baby leg Burying the Bone Burying the Weasel Burying the weenie Bush patrolling Buttering the muffin Buzzing the Brillo Buzzing the honey hole Chopping Cleaning her pipes Cleaning the carpet Coming together Cooping the chicken Crackin' Crashing the custard truck Crawling across the floor like a water spider Creaking bed syndrome Creamin' Cutting the mustard Dancing the Buttock jig Dancing the matrimonial polka Dancing the mattress jig Diddling Dipping the gravy boat Dipping your wick Diving in the Dark Diving for pearls Doing a lewd infusion Doing a load of laundry Doing Dirty working at the crossroads Doing it Doing some Bed-pressing Doing some ladies' tailoring Doing some Muff Diving Doing some Nose painting Doing some One Armed Banditry Doing some Rump work Doing som Up Hill Gardening Doing the Act of Darkness Doing the Backseat mambo Doing the Backstroke Doing the Bad thing Doing the Bed Boogie Doing the Four-Legged Fox Trot Doing the Funky Chicken Doing the chores Doing the deed Doing the Featherbed jig Doing the Four-legged frolic Doing the Hokey-pokey Doing the Horizontal bop Doing the Horizontal exercises Doing the Horizontal hula Doing the Horizontal Jog Doing the Horizontal mambo Doing the Horizontal polka Doing the Horizontal tango Doing the Humpity Dumpity Doing the Humpty Dance Doing the Humpty Dumpty Doing the Mattress Dance Doing the Mattress mambo Doing the Mommy-daddy Dance Doing the Nasty Doing the Naughty Doing the tube snake boogie Doing the Tubesteak fandango Doing the Ugly Doing the Wild thing Doona Dance Drilling for oil Drilling for Cervix Drilling the Ditch Driving home Eating cauliflower Eating hymeneal sweets Eating at the Y Enjoying a flesh session Exchanging Bodily fluids Feeding the Dummy Feeding the kitty Feeding the muffin Filling the cream Doughnut Finding a Hot Dog in a jungle Fitting end to end Fitting her clap flap Five knuckle shuffle Fixing her plumbing Flopping in the hay Fornicating Fraternizing Genital exercise Getting a Belly full of marrow pudding Getting a rock off Getting a shove in your Blind eye Getting Beef in yo taco Getting Carpet Tunnel Syndrome Getting creamy Getting down Getting Funky Getting horizontal Getting into someone's pants Getting it on Getting Jack in the orchard Getting jiggy Getting parallel Getting some Front Door action Getting some stank on the hang low Getting oats Getting stretched Getting your cane waxed Getting your chimney swept out Getting your end wet Getting your hair cut Getting your jollies Getting your leather stretched Getting your lizard drained Getting your nuts cracked Getting your oil changed Getting your rocks off Gettin' some of that slippery action Getting busy Getting your freak on Giving a hole to hide in Giving a woman a shot Giving hard for soft Giving her a hosing Giving her a pat Giving her the Business Giving her the high hard one Giving juice for jelly Giving kitty a taste of cream Giving someone a stab Giving someone the works Giving the Dog a Bone Giving it up Giving her the high hard one Glazing the Donut Going at it Going Belly-to-belly Going fishing Going like a rat up a Drainpipe Going spelunking Going to town Goosing Greasing Greasing the monkey Greasing the pole Greasing the wheel Greasing the axle Grinding your tool Growling at the Badger Hammering Hauling your ashes Having Having a Bit of curly greens Having a Bit of fish Having a Bit of giblet pie Having a Bit of pork Having a Bit of split mutton Having a Bit of sugar stick Having a Bit of summer cabbage Having a Bit of the cramstick Having A Bit of the old in & out Having a hot roll with cream Having a joy ride Having a nooner Having a piece of tail Having a poke Having a Quickie Having a root Having a squeeze and a squirt Having a turn on your Back Having an Uppy Downy Having Nookie Having one's way with Having some Afternoon Delight Having the Beasty rendezvous Heading South Hiding the salami Hiding the sausage Hiking the South Rim Hippity Dippity Hitting it Hobblin' Hooking up Hopping Hopping on the good foot Horizontalize Hosing Humping Impaling Introducing Charlie Jabbing Jazzing Jigging Jiggling Juicing Jumping Bones Katydiddling Knocking Boots Knocking mops Lancing Laying some pipe Laying cable Lying feet up Lifting a leg on someone Lighting the lamp Linking it Losing the match Making Baskets Making ends meet Making grass sandwiches Making her grunt Making it Makin' Bacon Making Babies Making Magic Making the sign of the Two-backed Beast Making whoopee Mingling limbs Mixing your peanut Butter Mounting Nailing Nibbling Nipping the bean bag Packing the frank Painting the Door Parallel parking Parking (the car, the bus, the Audi) Parking the Beef Bus in tuna town Parking the pink Plymouth in the garage of love Parting the Pink Sea Passing the gravy Peeling your Best end Performing Carnal gymnastics Phallicizing Picnicking in the lawn Planting a man Planting your seed Playing at in-and-out Playing at tops-and-bottoms Playing cars and garages Playing Doctor Playing Hanky panky Playing hide the hot Dog Playing hide the weenie Playing hide the salami Playing on the hair court Playing pickle-me, tickle-me Playing the slots Playing the squeezebox Playing tiddlywinks Playing post office Plooking Plowing Plug and playing Plugging Pocketing the stake Poking in the whiskers Poking Poking the pie Polishing the Jewel Popping it in Popping one off Porking Pounding Pounding the porch Pounding the puppy Praying with the knees upward Probing the membrane Professional wrestling Pumping Punching the chipmunk Putting the Bee in the hive Putting the Boots to someone Putting the Devil into Hell Putting your root Down Putting your snake in the grass Puttin' sour cream in the Burrito Puttin' the candle in the pumpkin Putting the Devil into Hell Putting the "Lew" in Lewinsky Putting the Puppy in the Dog House Ramming Ravishing Rear attack Receiving a guest in the foyer Riding someone Riding the hobby horse Riding the Baloney pony Riding the pink pony Riding the pony Riding the skin Bus into Tuna Town Ringing her Bell Rocking Rocking it Rocking off Rocking the casbah Rogering Rolling in the hay Rolling the cigar Romping in the hay Roughin' up the suspect Rubbing Bacons Rubbing one out Rump splitting Running the naked Wheel Barrow Race Saucing the clam Sawing off a chunk Schlopping Schtupping Screwing Scrogging Scrumping Sewing wild oats Sexercizing Shagging Shaking a skin coat Shaking the sheets Shooting the moon Shooting your wad Shucking the oyster Sinking it in Sinking the Bismarck Sinking the soldier Skinning back a freak Slamming Slapping skin Slapping meat Slicking Willie Sliding down the banister Slipping someone the hot Beef injection Slipping someone the tube steak Soaking the sheets Sowing your (wild) oats Spankin' the cat Spawning Spearing the Bearded clam Spelunking Splitting the uprights Stabbing the trout Star-gazing on your Back Stirring the cauldron Storming the trenches Straightening the meat curtains Stretching leather Stroking the newt Stuffing the Beaver Stuffing the taco Stuffin Martha's muffin Sucking the sugar-stick Sweating the sheets Sweaty rompin' Sweetening the pot Swiping the V-card Taking Taking a Belly-ride Taking a turn in the stubble Taking it to the car wash Taking the starch out of someone Taking a Break Taking it downtown Taking "old one-eye" to the optometrist Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town Tearing off a piece Telling a Bedtime story Threading the needle Throwing a leg over Throwing another log on the fire Throwing the meat at her Tossing The Salad Trading a Bit of hard for a Bit of soft Training through a tunnel Trimming the Buff Varnishing your cane Visiting the Netherlands Walking the Dog Wallpapering the closet Watering the lawn Waxing the pole Wetting the hose Wetting your wick Whitewashing Winding the Kinetic watch Winding up your clock Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Working the hairy oracle Yodeling in the valley Yodeling in the gulley Zallywhacking Ziggy-wiggling Zoinkering Zwooshing the swoosh