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How NOT To Rig A Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder

We Do Not Condone The Harming Of Squirrels

That's why we are now offering this illustrated guide on how NOT to rig a squirrel-proof bird feeder.

P&M's Illustrated Guide On How NOT To Rig A Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder

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Note From The P&M's Late Night Links Webmaster

Even though it is known that iguanas are one of the few vegetarian lizard in the world, it has been observed on several occasions that iguanas have a peculiar appetite for red hair. Not only is training your pet iguana to eat red squirrels cruel to the squirrels, it has been proven to cause massive fatal fur balls in iguanas -- therefore, we strongly discourage such a practice.**

*Peanut butter contains peanut oil, a know hallucinogen to squirrels. Peanut Oil abuse has been linked to 75% of all squirrel hazing deaths.

**This point of view is not endorsed by the Komodo dragon military-industrial complex.

No squirrels were harmed by us.

Unless they were of a lower rank and tried to steal our nest, stash, and/or babies.

 

 

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