With The Dark Knight still in the Top 5 after making over $500 million dollars, it’s no surprise that everyone wants to give the scoop on what Warner Bros. has planned for the sequel. Here’s thing: nobody has a friggin’ clue who’s going to be in The Caped Crusader, or even if it’s even named The Caped Crusader. Here are five of Scandalist’s favorite claims about the movie so far.
Between Katy Perry kissing girls (and liking it), Lindsay and Samantha pledging their love via MySpace messages, and Penelope Cruz’s tonsil hockey session with Scarlett Johansson in this summer’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona, girl-on-girl action appears to be the latest Hollywood trend. From the obviously out (Tila) to the maybe-the-world’s-just-wishing (Jessica Biel), check out Hollywood’s 15 hottest celesbians.
Looks like it’s time to breakout those Team Jolie t-shirts again! No, it’s not another battle over Brad Pitt’s love, but a straight out attack from the always-entertaining lunatic Roseanne Barr. Roseanne had her nails out when she took to her blog to rip Angelina Jolie a new one for not endorsing Barack Obama.
In a post from Friday, Roseanne addresses Jon Voight (the actress’ father): “Your evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children, trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”
Could Angelina Jolie be sliding into the skintight cat suit of Catwoman? With the success of the recent Batman franchise, talk is turning to who will be in the next installment. Recently, the original Catwoman, Julie Newmar, gave Angie her feline blessing to reprise her role as the naughty cat.
Apparently though, Angelina’s been having some trouble deciding and has turned to her pal, porn star Tera Patrick. “They’re friends and keep in touch via e-mail,” a source told Page Six. Apparently, Jolie asked Patrick what she thought, and Tera had plenty to say. We imagine she would have provided a little less insight for A Mighty Heart.
In addition to playing the pernicious pussy to Batman, Jolie is also in talks to take over for Tom Cruise in his role as Edwin A Salt. The studio decided to give the title character a sex change in order to use Jolie. [Image: Getty Images]
Meet Alison Carroll (pictured at right), the new Lara Croft for the Tomb Raider video game. How does the curvy British gymnast stack up to sexy babymomma and star of the film Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Angelina Jolie? Will she move from video games to the big screen?
| Angelina Jolie Age: 33 Lara Croft: movie Kids: SIX! Babydaddy: Duh, Brad Pitt Choice quote: “It’s easier to talk when you’re naked … Get naked with me, and Ill talk! Our family has grown very quickly, and we have a lot of responsibility together, and we acknowledge that we are lucky we turned out to be for each other everything we’d hoped. We could have been very wrong, but every challenge we hit has brought us closer. It has been that kind of relationship.” Angelina told People about Brad. |
Alison Carroll Age: 23 Lara Croft: video game Kids: 0 Babydaddy: not yet Before Tomb Raider: British golf club receptionist Choice quote: “I’m single and having fun,” she told The Sun newspaper. “I’m not looking for a long-term relationship as most men can’t keep up with me. But playing Lara Croft, the sexiest game heroine there is, should get me a few more dates!”. |
Check out our gallery of the smokin’ hot new Lara Croft:
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. [Photo: WireImage]
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. [Photo: WireImage]
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. (Photo: Splash News Online)
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. (Photo: Splash News Online)
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. [Photo: WireImage]
Former gymnast Alison Carroll, 23, is presented as the new face of computer game character Lara Croft on August 11, 2008 in London, England. The new Tomb Raider game Underworld comes out on November 21, 2008. (Photo: Splash News Online)
Angelina Jolie’s career was on fire when she shockingly open-mouth-kissed her older brother James Haven at the 2000 Oscars ceremony. She accepted the Academy Award for Girl, Interrupted and then, from the stage of the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, proceeded to gush about how much she was “in love with” James.
Rumors circulated that the siblings were having an incestuous affair, and many didn’t put the possibility past the 24-year-old actress, who had proudly admitted to a proclivity for sexual experimentation — from a lesbian affair with her female co-star Jenny Shimizu to S&M fun with her first husband, Jonny Lee Miller. “You’re young, you’re drunk, you’re in bed, you have knives — shit happens,” she said of her relationship with Miller.
Still, the siblings insisted that their little game of tonsil hockey was blown way out of proportion. As Angelina explained, “Friendship between siblings of divorced parents is very close.” [Photo: Getty]
Angelina Jolie, eh? She has tattoos. And sex. With a lot of different people. Billy Bob Thornton. Some other dudes. Possibly her brother. The list goes on and on and on. So when Jolie was cast opposite Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, bedsprings were expected to be sprung.
Brad had never been so vulnerable. His marriage to Jennifer Aniston was crumbling. The aging himbo wanted kids; the nipply Friend did not. Pitt, an architecture nut, also had become obsessive about building the couple’s new house. It was enough to make a girl listen to some John Mayer records.
With trouble at home, and Jolie’s penchant for shtupping anything with a pulse, it was inevitable there would be some in-trailer hosing going on, on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. In 2005, the Pitt-Aniston five-year union ended in divorce.
Brad and Angelina are now embarked on their plan to adopt the entire world one child at a time. Jennifer has been working out her single’s issues with a succession of men including unfunny party-harder Vince Vaughn and that Mayer guy. Magazines fret nonstop over her inability to move on. But that’s okay. We haven’t either. — Charles Bottomley
Here you go - the first picture of the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt posse, twins Vivienne and Knox. We’re not gonna lie - they have yet to develop from shriveled newborns into adorable Ang-babies, but that’s because Mommy and Daddy dragged them onto the cover of People
(for a cool $14 million!)before they could open their eyes. But give ‘em a few months and we’re sure their cuteness will be making Shiloh prematurely insecure about her looks.
Angelina tells the mag that while raising six precious tots is “chaos,” the clan is also “having a wonderful time,” just in case Jennifer Aniston was wondering. [People]
Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt just barely left the womb and already they are raking in big bucks for the Brangelina baby farm. Brad and Angelina will reportedly receive $10 to $15 million from People magazine for the first photos of Brangelina Bunch children numbers 5 and 6. The babies make their debut in next week’s issue of People and a photo from the issue will be revealed on People.com on Sunday.
Could there be some sibling rivalry in the Jolie-Pitt house already? Big sister Shiloh’s first baby photos only fetched a reported $4.1 million from People. Apparently two baby Brangelinas are better (and cost more) than one. Either way, the youngest Jolie-Pitts are quite the moneymakers already. Knox, Vivienne, and Shiloh have already brought in about $19.1 million in just over 2 years. We probably won’t see them setting up a lemonade stand anytime soon.
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