Case Study: Sicko
By Michael Rogers -- Library Journal, 6/1/2008
“Another one bites the dust,” Kathleen Dexter, librarian at the Kensington Public Library, said as Anna Coffey hung up the phone.
“Yikes,” said Coffey. “How many does that make?”
“Three today, plus two who were also out yesterday.”
“And who knows what tomorrow will bring,” Coffey said. “Maybe we'll all be sick.”
“Sick or not, you know who'll be here manning the library: it's a bird, it's a plane, its Super Cooper.”
Super Cooper was Roberta Cooper, a staffer who had the distinction of never having taken a sick day in 17 years. “If the woman had a heart attack, she'd stick her finger in a socket to shock herself and then go back to shelving,” Dexter once joked.
“Where is everyone?” asked assistant director Tina Maguire, stopping in front of the desk where the two women talked.
“Three people have called in sick—so far,” Dexter said.
“Wow, more than yesterday. Must be something mean going around,” said Maguire. “But that's what sick days are for.”
“Tell it to Roberta. She's the one making everyone sick half the time,” Coffey said.
“What do you mean by that?” asked Maguire.
“She never calls in sick,” Coffey said.
“Nothing wrong with dedication,” Maguire smiled.
“Agreed, but she never calls in sick even when she's at death's door,” Coffey said. “I've seen her run to the ladies room to throw up and then just go back out on the floor. No matter what flu, cold, or intestinal virus she has, she comes in anyway and infects everyone else.”
“So instead of having one person out sick, we've got three,” Dexter added. “It's not fair to the rest of us, not to mention how many patrons she's undoubtedly made sick by touching everything. Come to the library, get a book and the plague.”
“Doesn't anyone tell her to go home?” Maquire queried.
“Of course, but she refuses. 'I'm okay,' she always says and goes back to work,” Dexter responded. “It's some pride thing about being the iron maiden. We've told her that if she's sick to please stay home so she doesn't infect everyone else. She just says, 'It's not my fault, it's just going around.'”
“Somebody's got to do something about it,” Coffey said.
“Well,” Maguire said, “I'm not sure if you can send someone home if they say they're well enough to work. I'll have to look into it.”
“Well something has to be done because this is ridiculous,” said Dexter. “Jane just called. She, her husband, and two kids are running a marathon to the bathroom because they all caught Roberta's bug. Is that fair?”
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