And here I was thinking that they just made generic greeting cards and sappy Movies of the Week. From an email from Hallmark, I learned that...

Hallmark expanded their Shoebox line of cards to include card that spoof, parody, and pretty much make fun of some of today's hottest celebrities and the gossip/news surrounding them.

Martha Stewart's driver got pinched by the cops on Tuesday for mysterious reasons. Martha wasn't thrilled.

After Stewart left her Bedford home early to make an appearance on "The View," she noticed on the ride into town that her car was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the "View" studios on the Upper West Side, it was surrounded by officers, who promptly arrested her driver. A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, "started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone." The domestic diva yelled, "How could you do this to me? Don't you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?"

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The courtroom artist who sketched Martha Stewart had the terrible idea to attend a taping of her show. And Martha recognized her . Yipes! Martha doesn't miss a trick!

Martha Stewart lashed out at courtroom sketch artist Shirley Shepard during a taping of her show on Tuesday. When Stewart saw Shepard in the studio audience, she pointed her finger and exclaimed, 'I know you!' " Stewart then declared, "She's the bad artist who did all those terrible sketches of me" - and told Shirley to stand up. "Martha, you get prettier every day," Shirley responded. "It was so rude and so embarrassing," says her daughter, Andrea Shepard, who was also there. A rep for Stewart declined comment.

Martha Stewart is one hot cougar. Since she did a bid, she's playing fast and loose and we love it.

Martha Stewart has a wild side. The TV queen made a guest appearance on the Howard Stern show last week, where she admitted to some juicy details about her personal life. Stern got the famous home decorator to admit she owns and uses a vibrator, called the Thumper.

Wow Miss Martha! She also said when she was in prison last year other girls would try and get her into some lesbian action, which she always declined.

AND: Martha let it slip that she was going commando right then and there!

Martha Gone Wild [CelebPhoto]

• If it wasn't for the hair, I wouldn't have known it was her. [popbytes]
• Cindy Margolis finally decides it's time to take off her clothes. [IDLYITW - NSFW]
• The Scissor Sisters celebrate Halloween in their own special way. [PITNB]
• K-Fed does have fans. [MollyGood]
• Although, he didn't get any loving at the West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. [Dlisted]
• Courtney Love channels Britney Spears. [CityRag]
• Jordan has tired of her big boobs. [Hollywood Rag]
• Hey all of you "Baywatch" fans, here's your chance to win a DVD. [Just Jared]
• Someone named Carolina "Pampita" Ardohain is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Questions still linger about Nicole Richie's supposed collapse. [PopSugar]
• Adriana Lima dons a bikini. Eh. [Egotastic]

Brace yourselves people, this feud going to go on forever! Martha is not happy about Donald Trump's tirade and "juvenile" behavior over her comments on the failure of her version of The Apprentice. What does Martha do? She takes it to the airwaves on her daughter Alexis' Sirius Satellite radio show.

"He sent the letter to the press before he sent it to me," groused Martha, appearing on daughter , "Whatever with Alexis and Jennifer."

"A normal businessman doesn't really behave this way," Alexis concurred.

"Donald is not a normal businessman," said Martha, speaking from her office. "Remember Donald was born with a silver spoon in his mouth."

"Or up his a-," sniped Alexis.

"He's a spoiled brat," agreed Martha.

Told where Alexis thought he might keep his silver spoon, he snapped: "Nice. What a crude statement. But then Alexis is used to making crude statements. Too bad she couldn't put two words together on her mother's show. She was terrible."

Trump noted that Martha had vowed on her talk show that she didn't want to talk about his letter anymore. "But Martha has a record of lying," hissed Trump.

Martha looks ready to bury hatchet - right in Donald [Rush & Molloy]
Deceptively simple revenge ideas from Martha Stewart Living [GMSFD!!]

Let's get those brains working. The first one is pretty easy.

Which emaciated actress was grinding her teeth so hard while presenting at the National Board of Review Awards that the crowd was making bets how much booger sugar she had loaded up on before the ceremony? (Source: Gatecrasher)

Which would-be Martha Stewart, who tried to steal the domestic diva's crown while she was in the clink, has hit hard times? She's not paying her bills and is laying off staff. (Source: Gatecrasher)

And from Page Six:

Which pop-singing sensation likes to troll the Internet for gay quickies? After one unsafe session, his homo hook-up contacted a tabloid to sell his sordid story and offered a DNA-encrusted washcloth as proof. If the truth comes out, the singing idol's fans, mostly middle-aged housewives, will be very upset . . .

Which Oscar-winning actor is repeatedly unfaithful? He sleeps around so much, it's taking a toll on his long-suffering wife, a former beauty now looking stressed-out . . .

The poor thing looks so uncomfortable on The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. Who knew that there was another side to Martha's spawn. She has a radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio called Whatever, that aired last Thursday night. David Kelly of Business Week caught it.

It was a hoot. In one hour, Alexis complained in detail about not knowing what do or how to act on The Apprentice, confessed that she had slept with the cameraman assigned to shoot her, and had experimented with lesbianism. She certainly seemed and sounded serious about all of it. Hutt was surprisingly funny too. She prattled on with a pretty good yarn about being summoned to New York dining hot-spot Nobu to meet Alexis and Martha for dinner only to be stuck manning a table for eight alone for almost two hours waiting for the Stewarts. Martha called her to let her know her progress toward showing up at which point Hutt informed her that fellow Sirius star Howard Stern and his daughter had just sat down. Stewart insisted Hutt ask the already peeved hostess to re-seat her next to Stern’s table. Who knew Martha was such a Howard fan? Hutt's telling the incident is better than mine.

Alexis Stewart Beats Her Mom In The Radio Game [Business Week]

In honor of Martha's freedom, I suggest everyone of my readers to do "a good thing" for someone else. Why not give that elderly lady in your office a potted plant, in a pot that you decorated with seashells from your last trip to the Hamptons? Or, whip up a batch of homemade potpourri for the neighbor with the strange odor emitting from their apartment.